So, is anyone else worried that due to some totally random (or perhpaps, not random) chance, they will be inadvertently killed before Diablo III launches? Brain aneurism, sudden cardiac death, tripping down the stairs? You don't even need to leave your home for something like that to happen.
This is obviously me overthinking something to an extreme degree, but surely I'm not the only one hoping to live for at least a couple more weeks. Anyway, goodluck staying alive for another 6 days, everyone.
There's medication out there to help you with these anxieties. Seek medical attention.
I noticed the quality of this forum going downhill as we're getting closer to the release, and it actually makes sense, but surprisingly enough i'm a little shocked right now, somehow
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
If you are Bad in life or at life: If you die before May 15th, Diablo 3 will be constantly delayed and pushed back and your interest it it will never go away leaving you wanting it for all eternity.
If you behave on the forums and are good in life: You will get to play Diablo 3 a week early in heaven, and never get tired of it.
No lies there. We will literally all go there... We've been there before haven't we?
Heh, I was going for sarcasm that failed not-so-dramatically.
Well, I knew that you knew he meant Diablo hell. But for those who didn't... wait... if they didn't know, then why are they even here?
The mystery continues...
Its complicated
The thread talks about dying, A lot of people believe in afterlives.
If you believe in an afterlife, then Diablo and hell exist in both. In game you are actually going to hell to fight Diablo.
There is a line famous in the US, "all dogs go to heaven".
There is also a popular insult used in the US that reads, "You go to hell"
Throw all that together, and you have "All Diablofans go to Hell!"
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
There's medication out there to help you with these anxieties. Seek medical attention.
You can get a heartattack from that.
Or, if you get aroused too much, you might hurt your penis and then sit out first week of Diablo 3 in a hospital.
My thoughts exactly.
Epicurus
Don't make me all happy inside with your lies!
No lies there. We will literally all go there... We've been there before haven't we?
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8CBbeSAjVo
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI4peeO3yzY
LOL -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJ_XT3oWtY
Heh, I was going for sarcasm that failed not-so-dramatically.
Well, I knew that you knew he meant Diablo hell. But for those who didn't... wait... if they didn't know, then why are they even here?
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8CBbeSAjVo
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI4peeO3yzY
LOL -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJ_XT3oWtY
The mystery continues...
If you are Bad in life or at life: If you die before May 15th, Diablo 3 will be constantly delayed and pushed back and your interest it it will never go away leaving you wanting it for all eternity.
If you behave on the forums and are good in life: You will get to play Diablo 3 a week early in heaven, and never get tired of it.
https://www.deviantart.com/aerisot
then again... i am a heroin addict. so.. like.. yeah. i could actually die any day.
p.s. drugs aren't cool. i would quit, but i'm terrified of withdrawal. it's the worst feeling ever. :/
Link? I may have already seen it but don't remember.
Edit: What if the OP just "Final Destination"-ed everyone in this thread. Get dead.
The thread talks about dying, A lot of people believe in afterlives.
If you believe in an afterlife, then Diablo and hell exist in both. In game you are actually going to hell to fight Diablo.
There is a line famous in the US, "all dogs go to heaven".
There is also a popular insult used in the US that reads, "You go to hell"
Throw all that together, and you have "All Diablofans go to Hell!"
Epicurus