I've been doing a lot of pit & Baal mf runs, and occasionally I'll run across a unique that gets me all excited. and then I ID it. Annnnd it turns out to be something retarded. like the bing sz wang (wtf??)
What are some of the most hilariously worthless unique's you've found while playing?
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Not true though. They are worthless for end game play. Imagine having some of those in normal. they own in normal!
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You know, I remember playing the game, and my first unique was Azurewrath. I was so excited! A unique crystal sword! Then I got angry. Azurewrath, Tyreal's weapon... was just a crystal sword. Shortly thereafter I had Griswold's Edge... and I was happy again... but Azurewrath stuck in the back of my head... And then they released the upgraded weapon... and I was very happy again XD
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no one uses daggers. poison daggers are not viable.
Everytime I find the Diggler I think "wtf were they thinking??" Ha ha...they're so useless! And the cooler the name, the more lame the item it seems. And ethereal, AAAGH. I just found Barnards (sp?) Star unique mace last night with the necro, and it's freaking ethereal. Noooooo......
Another good one is the Jade Tan Do...
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I would have to agree that the ethereal uniques are about wortheless as hell. The Jade can-do, or what ever the hell it's called, might have some good uses, but I can't think of one.
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"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship." -- Alexander Tyler
no one uses daggers. poison daggers are not viable.
HOW DARE YOU! Daggers are useless only for those that don't know how to use them properly. I had poison dagger necro with Blackbog's Sharp Cinqueda that could slaughtered any character you threw at me. I miss him.
I don't remember any worthless funny uniques, but did find a hilarious rare. Broken Gloves of the Worthless. Had awesome stats and was NOT worthless or broken. Wish I kept it so I can show it to people.
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no one uses daggers. poison daggers are not viable.
HOW DARE YOU! Daggers are useless only for those that don't know how to use them properly. I had poison dagger necro with Blackbog's Sharp Cinqueda that could slaughtered any character you threw at me. I miss him.
I don't remember any worthless funny uniques, but did find a hilarious rare. Broken Gloves of the Worthless. Had awesome stats and was NOT worthless or broken. Wish I kept it so I can show it to people.
Haha true that about the poison necro. Very underrated character that was always fun to whip out in a pvp room...if only there were more of them. The poison necro and the singer barb were probably the most fun to surprise some unsuspecting sorcs who thought they were the talk of the town.
What are some of the most hilariously worthless unique's you've found while playing?
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Lol, totally.
I cant seem to think of a useless unique right now, but there are some... hmmm...
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no one uses daggers. poison daggers are not viable.
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Everytime I find the Diggler I think "wtf were they thinking??" Ha ha...they're so useless! And the cooler the name, the more lame the item it seems. And ethereal, AAAGH. I just found Barnards (sp?) Star unique mace last night with the necro, and it's freaking ethereal. Noooooo......
Another good one is the Jade Tan Do...
I dono man... Spectral Shard pwns, and the Gull dagger is quite nice with 100 mf. The blackbog spawn i think, is also quite good for a poison necro.
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HOW DARE YOU! Daggers are useless only for those that don't know how to use them properly. I had poison dagger necro with Blackbog's Sharp Cinqueda that could slaughtered any character you threw at me. I miss him.
I don't remember any worthless funny uniques, but did find a hilarious rare. Broken Gloves of the Worthless. Had awesome stats and was NOT worthless or broken. Wish I kept it so I can show it to people.
Haha true that about the poison necro. Very underrated character that was always fun to whip out in a pvp room...if only there were more of them. The poison necro and the singer barb were probably the most fun to surprise some unsuspecting sorcs who thought they were the talk of the town.
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