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I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers. Suddenly someone jumped out of the abyssal nose and grabbed a bunch of puppies. Then Zubin on turntable, scratched a big fart ass stinky? Then a walrus named Abnihabnirkaligaahidfaartohukevich The great stinky lord of Stinkertown, USA was fastening a melon to his penis bone. Thinking he could maximise the length of his tiny wang, he set up a commitment later that night where he would bone equinox in her ass. After that comes LAGGGG! Stonebreaker stood up on Jeru's shoulders and yelled "GOLDEN WATERFALL!!!!!!" Murderface then killed a fat penguin who turned his guts in satisfaction. Then afterward, he became in Demon drag queen

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I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers. Suddenly someone jumped out of the abyssal nose and grabbed a bunch of puppies. Then Zubin on turntable, scratched a big fart ass stinky? Then a walrus named Abnihabnirkaligaahidfaartohukevich The great stinky lord of Stinkertown, USA was fastening a melon to his penis bone. Thinking he could maximise the length of his tiny wang, he set up a commitment later that night where he would bone equinox in her ass. After that comes LAGGGG! Stonebreaker stood up on Jeru's shoulders and yelled "GOLDEN WATERFALL!!!!!!" Murderface then killed a fat penguin who turned his guts in satisfaction. Then afterward,

Yeah, just go out and buy another copy of the game. It's not that expensive; less than $20 at most stores around here.

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And also, someone threw a drink bottle at them while they were picketing and it hit one of the children on the head

And that's exactly what these bottom-feeders want; they want people to resort to violence so that they can pretend to be persecuted against, sue, and reap the reward to keep their "church" running.

I was happy to hear that they ended up having to payout at least one lawsuit last year. If I remember right, the settlement was more than what the Phelps' clan had in assets. I'd have to find the link to make sure, but I know it made quite a few people happy.

Me? Well, since I've "experimented," I'll be happily working on my tan in Hell with the rest of you, while being served margaritas with tiny umbrellas by the most recently-deceased famous "fag-enabler," Heath Ledger.

http://godhatesheathledger.com/ wins.

Personally, I can't stand to listen to that man speak. He and Ann Coulter make me feel all stabby.

It was a wonder I could even stand to watch his interview on The Colbert Report.

I don't think sex robots would be all that bad, considering.

Obviously there would be people into it. Those who want intimacy without commitment or emotional attachments, or even couples who want to try something new (threesome, anyone?)

Machines like this could also help partially cut down on the number of STDs. You've got the money for a prostitute? Go find a sexbot instead, and you won't have to worry about getting tested afterward.

As it is right now, there are already machines made for sex (they're...interesting, lol), and this is just taking it a step further. Of course, like you guys are talking about, emotional attachment may be an issue, but there have been stranger things, eh?

I never really have any funny or interesting game moments anymore. Though, I used to play with a couple of close friends about three years ago, and we'd have all sorts of fun in chat. One actually sent me a text file of all the funny screencaps he'd taken of our conversations, and I about died laughing. A couple of my favorites:

My friend, upon noticing his helmet needed repaired, made an assumption about what had happened to it:

Crombie_Morican: Someone hit me over the head!!
Temmer: <bonk>
Black-EyedKatie: <bonk!>
Crombie_Morican: That was a statement, not a request, dummy.
Temmer: Oh.

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My "hero":

Cyng_Darius: I'll--
*proceeds to get the shit beat out of him*
Cyng_Darius: save
Cyng_Darius was slain by Venom Lord
Cyng_Darius: You.

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And perfect timing:

Hunter_Breslin: haven't had that happen. *re-learns english*
Tyrar: If you hit the map edge, it means the server thinks you're
standing still.
Hunter_Breslin: *nod* Okay, not so fun in battle.
DevilsWind: i usually swing my weapon with shift when that happens
DevilsWind: and pray
Tyrar: Also probably the same reason why NPCs don't show up...
Hunter_Breslin: Lag's a bitch, and then you die.
Legendary_Sorc was slain by Carver
Tyrar: See?
Hunter_Breslin: What epic timing
Legendary_Sorc: speeking of lag
Guan-Su: lol
Guan-Su: u guys r funny =)

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There was also a discussion we'd had several times about the quests in Act III, about the merits of using a dead guy's body parts to enchant a flail. The sarcastic result became our Cain-mock for eternity.

"Ahh! You have found Khalim's Testicle! Only it has the balls to face Mephisto!"

Oh, memories.

I didn't even have to read the rest of the thread or click on the link to know it involved the Westboro Baptist Church.

Fred Phelps and his merry band of mindless morons know the Constitution and laws inside and out. That's how they can get away with their idiocy. It's how they're able to picket funerals and such with very little, if any, reprecussion.

And the fact that something like this inverview was even allowed by them shows that they're nothing but attention-whores. They thrive off of things like this, and use it to justify their "beliefs."

Heh, wonder how many people are going to picket Phelps' funeral when he finally rids the world of his presence.

Well, I don't know about any of you, but I, for one, welcome our new sex-bot overlords.

Jet engines.

Armageddon.

I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers. Suddenly someone jumped out of the abyssal nose and grabbed a bunch of puppies. Then Zubin on turntable, scratched a big fart ass stinky? Then a walrus named Abnihabnirkaligaahidfaartohukevich The great stinky lord of Stinkertown, USA

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Omg. I am sooo sorry. I was getting you mixed up with someone else.

Please forgive me???:(

Heh, no need for apologies. We both had brain farts, so no biggie.

You had asked me way back on the first page or so.

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Hmm. Thirty five dollers a month, and thats how much speed?

For a minute there, I was afraid I'd gotten you mixed up with someone else. Sorry about that.