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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers.
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    posted a message on Favorite place to visit
    I voted for Italy, just because it's a toss-up between Italy and Greece.

    I have a strange fascination with ancient Roman and Greek societies, mythology, and all that other stuff. It'd be nice to actually see some of that history and architecture.
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    posted a message on Forum Game:Word Association Game
    Silent Hill.
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    posted a message on Forum Game:Word Association Game
    The Colosseum.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice
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    posted a message on Laws: Constitutional?
    Quote from "Siaynoq" »
    States may make whatever laws they like as they do not interfere with the Constitution. Even religious laws can be made as long they do not interfere with the Free Exercise and Establishment clauses of the First Amendment. And don't get me wrong; states have often drafted laws that were challenged in a federal court because someone felt those clauses were ineed violated.

    I agree with you here, that state laws can not violate the Constitution. However, I have a problem with state goverments attempting to do it anyway, citing small loopholes (if any) in the Constitution itself.

    But I believe the intention of the law then was really to protect consumers more than to discriminate. If I wanted to be a palm reader, I doubt I would need a degree in palm reading. I could just come out of nowhere and claim to be a professional palm reader and charge people whatever I wanted for such a service.

    In their effort to protect consumers, they probably did end up discriminating against people. The way I read into that law was that those types of practices were prohibited, even in a private setting. The wording of the law also led me to believe that those practices were only allowed to be used for entertainment purposes, since it specifically stated that amateurs were exempt.

    I think you may be overgeneralizing this a bit.

    Probably, but debate has never been a strong point of mine. Lol.

    LOL You're all good. I'm not trying to go after you or anything. I'm just making sure we understand one another.

    Understood, haha. You're very good at this, and it's given me a bit to think about today. :)

    Bah, Americans. You always think there's omething special about the founding fo your country ;)

    Heh, I can't help it. I love European/early-American history, focusing on the history of colonies in particular. :D
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    posted a message on What kind of Internet?
    Quote from "LinkX" »
    Hmm. Thirty five dollers a month, and thats how much speed?

    I am most definantly going to have to look into that. Lol.

    We have the 8Mbps download/768kbps upload package. I just checked their website, and the price is showing at right around $53 per month for it. We're paying less right now because we ended up getting the package; that's the price we'll end up paying this November, after our year is up.

    It might really be worth looking into getting a package deal, since a $20 difference per month can mean a lot sometimes.
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    posted a message on Laws: Constitutional?
    Quote from "Siaynoq" »
    It's not that it would be hypocritical if the United States were to restrict a religious practice, it's that it would be unconstitutional (as you do go on to say). But I'm not sure you have carefully read the law. The may makes an exception for all those practices mentioned as long as "the amateur practice of phrenology, palmistry, fortune-telling or clairvoyance in connection with school or church socials, provided such socials are held in school or church buildings."

    The reason I find laws like that hypocritical (and maybe that was the wrong word to use) is because America was founded on certain beliefs and freedoms, yet state governments are taking it upon themselves to tell people what they may or may not do as far as religious beliefs are concerned. It's like saying that you're allowed to like any color you want, except you can only choose been blue and green (not the greatest example, but I'm not a very good debater, so bear with me, lol). Maybe 'too restrictive' was the phrase I was looking for.

    I don't think the law was meant to mock those who practice such things. It was more likely drafted to protect people from preying on others with phoney practicies. Even if phrenology or fortune telling had any merits to it, the problem is that anyone can claim to be able to feel the bumps on your head (as phrenologists did) or proclaim your fortune.

    Again, I probably didn't use a good word to describe what I'd meant by 'mocking.' I'm just imagining a school carnival or fund-raiser that has someone 'reading fortunes' for money, which may anger someone who seriously believes themselves to be psychic and practices as such. Myself, I don't actually believe in any of it, but there are people who take it quite seriously.

    I have no doubt that the law was put into place to help protect people from phonies. There's rarely a day that goes by even now that you don't hear about an elderly person being swindled by a 'door-to-door fortune teller/psychic.' It's sad, really, but for every fake, there's someone who actively practices such beliefs.
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    posted a message on What kind of Internet?
    Quote from "LinkX" »
    You use Comcast right? How much is it, if you dont mind asking? We have Comcast available out here, and if isn't too bad I might see about getting it...
    Yep, we're happy Comcast customers. When we moved into our new house, we ended up getting the Triple Play bundle, minus the phone service, since Comcast doesn't offer that here yet. We pay right around $80 a month for digital cable and internet.

    I think our internet alone is right around $35 a month, and that includes our modem rental and the extra we're paying for a little more speed.
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    posted a message on Laws: Constitutional?
    This post mostly has to do with this part of your topic:

    What are your thoughts and views on this? Do you think its right? Do you think its wrong? Do you think the Government has any right what-so-ever to outlaw any religion or any practice?

    In my opinion, a law such as that should never have been allowed to become a law in the first place. I find it extremely hypocritical for a state or federal government, especially in the United States, to tell someone how they may or may not worship.

    That former law you quoted was, I believe, very unconstitutional and also seemed as if it were mocking those who do practice those beliefs (i.e., you may only do such things for fun in certain places).

    Maybe it's just me, but I feel as though a law like that just slaps the Constitution in the face. Nearly everyone knows that America was founded by those fleeing religious persecution in Europe, and even Thomas Jefferson said:

    No man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burthened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer, on account of his religious opinions or belief; but that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument to maintain, their opinions in matters of religion, and that the same shall in no wise diminish, enlarge, or affect their civil capacities.
    Yoinked from Wikipedia, Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom.

    It's sad that even after the Revolution and such, groups in America were still persecuted for their religious practices. The major ones that come to mind right now are the violence against Mormons back in the 1840s, as well as intolerance of Islamic religions in the United States now (it's not to the point of 'religious persecution,' so to speak, but rather just an intolerance by some loud people, if that makes any sense).

    Though, in regards to the rest of your post, I'll have to agree with Siaynoq in terms of certain laws being outdated.

    There's a law here in Michigan that states that you can not swear in front of women or children, yet it's done every day (and I do plenty myself). Probably ten years ago or so, a man had tipped his boat while in a river and, out of frustration, swore. A woman on shore overheard it and sued him, citing this law. Now, I'm not sure what ever came of it, but I do know the law came into question. I don't think it's been removed, but this is just backing up Siaynoq's point that dated laws are rarely enfoced.

    Yeah, I'm done rambling now.
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    posted a message on What kind of Internet?
    Quote from "Thasador" »
    I always get Comcast High Speed. Runs at 100mbp/s constantly

    I agree 100%. I've only ever had one problem with Comcast, and that was just an issue with a local branch office in Tennessee. Their customer service is pretty good where I'm at right now, and the techs have been (surprisingly) on time for any appointment we've had to make.

    My friend and her husband used to have Charter, and she said that the internet was fairly cheap, but it was terrible quality. I don't know if it was just a local issue or not, but, in any case, I'd stay away from them.

    I need an internet that is fast for playing all the games I have. I have about seven games that I can play on the internet. Would Comcast let me play that at high speed?

    My boyfriend and I have the highest speed Comcast has available, since we're both gamers and need the bandwidth. Granted, the package we have is a little excessive, but too much is better than not enough, eh? He can run Ventrilo, AIM, and whatever FPS/RTS he feels like, and I can do the same with my games, and we don't bother each other at all with lag or slow-downs.
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    posted a message on Forum Game:Word Association Game
    Road construction.
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    posted a message on Ultimate Internet Ass hole i met today on D2
    Wow, sorry to hear about that. I've met some jerks in my time, but none ever went to that extent.

    If I were able to, I'd definitely help you in getting some of your equipment back, but unfortunately, I don't have anything of much value right now (seriously...I have a Cathan's armor and ring, lol). Soon, though.

    Hopefully nothing like this will happen to you again (or, at least, any time soon). And I know you don't know me, but if I can be of any help either now, or in the future, let me know.
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    posted a message on OBE's, NDE's, Hallucinations or Drugs
    I have personally never had an OBE, nor has any of my relatives. I have read books about people who've had them, and it's really quite interesting hearing about their experiences.

    I do recall one person, though, who claimed to have an OBE. I was probably eight or so, and this woman was a member of the church I used to attend. She had apparently needed surgery for something or another, and claimed she had had an OBE during the procedure. I remember her saying that she had a bird's-eye view of the operating room and that she was watching the staff operate on her.

    I was too young to remember any other details about it, but I know it scared me a little about having surgeries if I ever needed them. Of course, I'm not a fan of hospitals or blood (though I'm fine with realistic video game blood and gore - go figure).
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    posted a message on Φ What Realm Do You Play On?
    Quote from "DesmondTiny" »
    Are the people better on us west than east? I die in a fun duel ppl start flaming YOU SUCK!!!! YOU SUCK!!! IM GOING TO NK COUSE YOU SUCK!!! i hate that bs. and ppl assume so much. Im talkin about my past history luck and this random dude comes out of nowhere and says OMG! YOU CANT GET A SOJ ARE YOU CRAZY I BET YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN ONE. its pissin me off to no end.

    In my opinion, USWest doesn't seem as busy as USEast. I've noticed that people tend to be a little more talkative on West as well.

    Then again, I rarely duel, so I wouldn't know the differences there. During Tristram and Baal runs, though, I've noticed that there isn't as much flaming.

    Of course, there are jerks everywhere. No realm is safe from that.
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