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Chilly.
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Beer.

(Thank you. I make my own).

Four-leaf clover.

(lol, thanks)

Lottery.

(math = bane of my existance).

Math.

(lol, they do! And I couldn't even finish watching that movie, it was so bad). :rolleyes:

Blocks.

(In the crappy Super Mario Bros. movie, Mario and Luigi were from Brooklyn, lol. And I think it was the same in the old TV show).

Mario Bros.

Indecision.

Separate Ways (it's a song by Journey, lol).

Nice work.

And I lol'd. More, please.

Trippy.
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I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers. Suddenly someone jumped out of the abyssal nose and grabbed a bunch of puppies. Then Zubin on turntable, scratched a big fart ass stinky? Then a walrus named Abnihabnirkaligaahidfaartohukevich The great stinky lord of Stinkertown, USA was fastening a melon to his penis bone. Thinking he could maximise the length of his tiny wang, he set up a commitment later that night where he would bone equinox in her ass. After that comes LAGGGG! Stonebreaker stood up on Jeru's shoulders and yelled "GOLDEN WATERFALL!!!!!!" Murderface then killed a fat penguin who turned his guts in satisfaction. Then afterward, he became in Demon drag queen with ferocious snapping dragons red tail. Then Jeru and Stonebreaker went into a bar

I picked this up on another website, and thought it would be appropriate for this discussion.

http://wwl.com/Livingston-Parish-Council-refuses-to-repeal-sooths/1640706

And for the linkphobic:

A proposal to repeal the Livingston Parish ordinance outlawing soothsaying died in silence last night before the Parish Council.

The council ignored the recommendation of its attorney, Blayne Honeycutt, who had advised council members to repeal the ordinance in the face of a Wiccan minister's federal lawsuit, which Honeycutt said the parish probably will lose.

A Wiccan woman asked the council to repeal the ordinance, which she said makes unlawful a practice of a recognized religion.

When the council failed to act on his recommendation, Honeycutt advised council members to hire an attorney who specializes in such matters to handle the case.

At a previous council meeting Honeycutt advised the council to repeal the ordinance, saying he was unaware of soothsaying or fortune telling presenting a problem in the parish.

The suit, filed in U.S. District Court Middle District of Louisiana, seeks to have the ordinance declared unconstitutional, seeks a permanent injunction prohibiting the parish from enforcing the ordinance and asks the court to assess damages.

I don't have the verbatim of the actual law/ordinance, but I'm sure it can be found somewhere.

I'll go with an Amazon. It seems like it would be fun to fling lightning everywhere.

Captain America.