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I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her

I'm on USWest now.

I have an account on USEast, but I honestly don't like the realm all that much. I get a lot of lag spikes/random disconnects, and I can't find anyone to trade with, so I've got a lousy amount of wealth.

I just started on USWest yesterday to test the waters, and I'm staying. No lag spikes (a bit higher ping, but I can't really tell the difference), decent games, and I've had better luck on USWest in the past two days than I've ever had in my entire time of playing on USEast.

I have never, ever, ever found a Gull Dagger before, and I suddenly got one while doing the Countess quest, and then I got some Chance Guards from a random Act II chest. I know they're not the greatest items, but I was making a magic-finder, and this was pretty cool to me to find them so early.

It's like an omen... /rambling

I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.

I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of

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Economy - Yes

Mounts - No I like my teleport and waypoints

Custom armor - yes, I really liked Guild Wars because you could dye your armor different colors and mix the dyes to create your own and you could customize your cape.

Exactly.

I don't know about you, but it's pretty annoying to go into an arena or something, and every person of a certain class is wearing the exact same thing. There's no personalization or anything to it, unless you want to sacrifice power for the sake of looking different.

I guess Diablo 2 played with this a little bit, but who really wants to stick a useless gem or three into a piece of armor just to look slightly different?

Back to mounts: I think it would work if it were done right. Obviously, if Diablo 3 stayed nearly the same as D2 is now (camera angle, the use of Acts, etc), then mounts don't make much sense. But if the game went the route of an MMORPG, mounts (at least horses or something) would make more sense due to game progression (someone else made a much better argument about that).

That's not to say that portals and waypoints can't exist in some form. At the risk of getting too cliche, there's always something similar to a Gate spell - a character ability or purchased item that allows you to travel to a place you've previously visited.

And while I was playing tonight, I started thinking that there has to be a better way to set up public games. It would be nice if there were a search function to find games to play in, rather than sifting through a ton of bogus games filled with morons. It'd be nice if you could select certain options to help filter the games instead of just going by what difficulty level you've finished.

For example, say you're in Act II, Hell, and are looking for a group to take down Duriel. Instead of sitting in the chat channel, listening to people complain and insult each other, and the bots telling you about their AWESOME buy-one-get-one-free-and-our-competitors-buy-from-us rune deals, you could simply use the search function to look for games by act, difficulty, and/or game name. Sure, you can just make yet another game called "Kill Duriel Now," but it's just a thought.

I guess that's just if Diablo 3 were to stay in the same style as Diablo 2, though.

I completely agree with those saying the next Diablo needs an actual economy. As it is right now, unless you're a gambler, gold is essentially worthless.

I also agree with mounts. Nearly every MMORPG has them now, in one form or another. Of course, this would only be if Diablo 3 happened to go down a similar path to World of Warcraft, TES: Oblivion, or Guild Wars.

And call me cheesy, but one thing I would love to see in Diablo 3 is the ability to customize your armor. I remember back when I played Neverwinter Nights, your character could gain the ability somehow (a familiar's spell or something, I think) to actually change the physical appearance of your armor. Left arm, right arm, collar, etc., it didn't matter; you could customize it the way you wanted, using the (many) options the game gave you.

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She is a bad person in this world and she could just go to Antartica and live with the penguins.

I don't think the penguins deserve that kind of torture. Animal cruelty and all. :rolleyes:

Though, on the bright side, maybe she'd fall off a glacier and drown.

I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he

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It's alive!!

Heads up, the zombie is twitching.

Better not let Mr. Leon Kennedy see you coming.

But welcome to the forums. We can be newbies together.

*cue Thriller*

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Nice to meet you Jess.

You need to try some old Metallica. They have really good stuff.
(Kill'em All or Ride the Lightning is your best bet.

Metallica's not bad, and most of their old stuff is alright. I just don't listen to a whole lot of their songs anymore for some reason.

The only likely difference between legions is some have a lot more active members in it than others. Whether the legion has lots of people or not makes no difference. What matters is the ratio of active members to inactive members.

After doing some research (not a whole lot, though - I'm admittedly one of the laziest people I know), I think have my decision narrowed down to two legions (Legion of the Damned or GXAII), assuming either are accepting.

I probably will hold off applying until I reach a decent post-count, though. At least 50 or so, just to try and prove myself a little more, since, again, I've only been here a few days but I do have every intention of staying active. You guys have no way of knowing that, and it wouldn't be fair to clog up your application thread with a bogus post, eh?

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I have no opinion about Britney Spears except for that I hate how I can't watch political coverage of the debates for thirty minutes without receiving some news blip on her.

Yeah, really. I can't stand watching television news anymore because, aside of anything local, you just hear news of Britney, Paris, Lindsay, or any other "star" like them.

It sickens me how much we've come to idolize people like that. Sorry, there's too much else going on in the world to have it all trumped by "news" about another drug-abusing harlot.

Haha, well...I figure I'll go ahead and apply to join soon. I like way SICK is set up and how well everyone seems to get along, and you've all been so nice to me already that it'd be a shame to pass it up.

Regarding legions, though, I don't really have a preference. I'm the type of person that's happy where I'm most needed, just as long as I'm not a burden.

I'll be doing some more research on my own, but does anyone have any suggestions for which I should apply for? I know it all comes down to preference, but like I said, I'm happy going anywhere.

I don't have a way to rate my top 20 (and don't ask me to do it in my head, because it's just not possible), so I just put a little sampling of 20 of my current favorite songs/artists. I'm a music nut, though, and I'll listen to everything except rap, country, and mainstream pop (classical/opera is included in the music I will listen to).

Anyway, my list:

1. Land of Confusion - Genesis/Disturbed
2. Down With the Sickness - Disturbed
3. What Have You Done - Within Temptation
4. Revolution Deathsquad - Dragonforce
5. A Fool's Paradise - Symphony X
6. Brainiac - Chevelle
7. Zombie Autopilot - Unearth
8. Amerika - Rammstein
9. Crush 'em - Megadeth
10. Rise of the Pentagram - Cradle of Filth
11. Babylon - Edguy
12. Comatose - Skillet
13. Ladies and Gentlemen - Saliva
14. Bloody Tears - Castlevania (it's a remix, and I don't know who did it, unfortunately)
15. Eruption - Van Halen
16. Destiny - Stratovarius
17. Ghost Love Score - Nightwish
18. The Final Countdown - Europe (yay for fun music)
19. Poison - Alice Cooper
20. Separate Ways - Journey

Honorable mentions to go: Michael Jackson, Powerglove, Dokken, Scorpions, Korn, Drowning Pool, BT, and a little bit of X-Japan.

You've all been incredibly nice and helpful, which is a nice change from other forums I've been on.

Thanks again, guys. I really appreciate it.

I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made