#85. You are fighting Belial as you think you have beat him and won. You continue to play for 1 minute until it flashes you back to the fight as Belial rips off your head.
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Great question! In fact, I've been reading Diablo fans for the better part of a year now, and I finally registered just reply to this one!
#86: I think that it would awesome to see a caster-type boss who catches you at low HP lift you up via telekinesis or some sort of floating magic and rip the hero in half down the median of his/her body (i.e. length-wise or from head to waist) with that same magic. Dramatic, gorey, and totally awesome.
The bright Purple Pony sends a colorful rainbow your way which burns out your eyes and makes your hero screem in agony "Too many bright colors!! Arrgh!".
The Pony then hugs you lovingly and makes you die of humiliation infront of your friends.
#90 - Bat eggs. Your body is injected with tiny bat eggs and if you don't get yourself poisoned in the next 60 seconds, they will hatch from within you tearing your body to pieces. The bats, of course, fly out and attack another party member.
91. A fiery hole opens below your feet, and you fall into it screaming. Once you are no longer visible your voice trails off and the hole closes, condemning you to an eternity in hell!
I agree. I think we need a mod to come through here and delete all the posts that aren't a boss death, or simply dumb posts meant to be funny, including this post.
(let the My Little Pony death stay, for the boss of The Secret Unicorn Level).
im telling you, we need the double KO death, you kill a boss and he kills u same time, or poison does, whatever, the boss falls on you and you both die!
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
I hope that this exists....That would make me as happy as a Hobbit.
On Topic: I'd like to see a boss toss your corpse up into the air and into their mouth. Maybe some chewing with their mouth open and your gooey corpse stringing and oozing between their teeth...That would make me less sad about dying.
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"A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early.
He arrives precisely when he means to."
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and Fvck the prom queen."
94. Boss possesses your mind, driving you insane until you can't stand it any longer. You claw at your own head trying to sieze the pain until your rip into your own flesh.
95. You are killed by a large explosion which launches your lifeless body across the screen leaving a silhouetted mist of blood where your body once stood.
94. Boss possesses your mind, driving you insane until you can't stand it any longer. You claw at your own head trying to sieze the pain until your rip into your own flesh.
Boss possesses the mind of your mercenary(allies in multiplayer), and he start fighting you !!
You're chasing a demon down a hallway, and you enter into a large chamber....
You smash one of the walls, hoping to injure the demon.
But the wall hits a pillar, which then slams into a pile of crates.
The crates smash open, and release cannon balls, which scatter around the room, and hit a toggle near the gate.
The gate slams shut, locking you in the room, and simultaneously causing a pulley system to raise a bucket of water to the ceiling.
Upon reaching the ceiling, a torch is situated to light the rope on fire, slowly disintegrating it.
The bucket then falls, which hits one end of a plank of wood, sending a sword up in the air.
The sword slices a rope, holding the chandelier in place.
The Chandelier falls, and murders your character.
.... Death by Rube Goldberg.
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
I agree. I think we need a mod to come through here and delete all the posts that aren't a boss death, or simply dumb posts meant to be funny, including this post.
I wholeheartedly agree. God forbid we should have fun or seek to entertain on the internet.
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#86: I think that it would awesome to see a caster-type boss who catches you at low HP lift you up via telekinesis or some sort of floating magic and rip the hero in half down the median of his/her body (i.e. length-wise or from head to waist) with that same magic. Dramatic, gorey, and totally awesome.
Edit: I forgot to number my addition!
This would be those awkward and frustrating times when you and a boss hit eachother simotaneously ending BOTH of your lives.
#87 The bosses body goes limp and starts to crash down... untill it falls sideways and crushes you with it... fatality!
I'd also like to see fire burn your flesh away leaving just your bones.
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and Fvck the prom queen."
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and Fvck the prom queen."
The bright Purple Pony sends a colorful rainbow your way which burns out your eyes and makes your hero screem in agony "Too many bright colors!! Arrgh!".
The Pony then hugs you lovingly and makes you die of humiliation infront of your friends.
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(let the My Little Pony death stay, for the boss of The Secret Unicorn Level).
I hope that this exists....That would make me as happy as a Hobbit.
On Topic: I'd like to see a boss toss your corpse up into the air and into their mouth. Maybe some chewing with their mouth open and your gooey corpse stringing and oozing between their teeth...That would make me less sad about dying.
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and Fvck the prom queen."
Boss possesses the mind of your mercenary(allies in multiplayer), and he start fighting you !!
You're chasing a demon down a hallway, and you enter into a large chamber....
You smash one of the walls, hoping to injure the demon.
But the wall hits a pillar, which then slams into a pile of crates.
The crates smash open, and release cannon balls, which scatter around the room, and hit a toggle near the gate.
The gate slams shut, locking you in the room, and simultaneously causing a pulley system to raise a bucket of water to the ceiling.
Upon reaching the ceiling, a torch is situated to light the rope on fire, slowly disintegrating it.
The bucket then falls, which hits one end of a plank of wood, sending a sword up in the air.
The sword slices a rope, holding the chandelier in place.
The Chandelier falls, and murders your character.
.... Death by Rube Goldberg.
I wholeheartedly agree. God forbid we should have fun or seek to entertain on the internet.
yeah... leave those post there... just not count them