guys if u want to laugh
go talk to gheed at act1 rouge camp...he's a stoner so if u too a stoner talk to him he'll talk bout things that u don't expect he's goinna tell u.
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the best BOW of DIABLO2LOD for annoying nubs in the game.......now beat this!
i created this thread for cool quotes from movies/games/tv shows/books/songs, lol
From Hellsing Alucard: How bout a fight to the death o' judas Priest! Anderson: its a bout time vampire! [Alucard dodges Andersons knifes} Alucard: poor vatican whipping boy, I'll not be killed by somebody's lapdog [Alucard looks into the next train carriage] Anderson: Gotcha, Is this thing the best Hellsing has to offer, rather sad really. [Anderson charges at Alucard and kills Alucard. or so he thinks]
[Alucard reappears and shoots Andersons Bayonet in half] Anderson: You foul monster Alucard: I get that a lot, but what does that make you, a man, a dog or a monster [Alucard says that while blowing off Andersons arms] Anderson: You cheap black Magican of Hellsing, i may not be able to defeat you today, but next time vampire you die [Anderson dissappears in a whirlwind of papers from his bibles] Alucard: He will never defeat me, only a man can ever truly hope to defeat a monster, and he is neither man nor monster, muhahahahahahaha
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Dr. Johnson
"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
Fake body falls from ceiling.
Fat kid: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh"
Fat kid: "I would really like if you guys didn't tell everyone I scream like a girl."
also from diablo "The warmth of life has entered my tomb. Prepare yourself, mortal, to serve my master for eternity ! Hee-hahahah !!!" — King Leoric
What! why are you here, here take this and leave me to my work — Zhar the Mad
Hey - you that one that kill all! You get me magic banner or we attack! You no leave with life! You kill big uglies and give back magic. Go past corner and door, find uglies. You give, you go! You give! Yes, good! Go now, we strong. We kill all with big magic!— Snotspill
You drink water? — farnham
the adept
I have walked the paths; the shadowed roads
That led to terror's breast. I have plumbed the depths of
Hatred's womb and scaled Destruction's crest.
For every secret left unveiled, for every power learned,
I'd sell the remnants of my soul, regardless how it burned,
And still I sought a higher wisdom few could have attained,
Though I found it, it would leave me - broken, damned and drained.
For now I find this power is gained is more unto a curse,
My spirit burns with every spell and each irreverent verse.
Despite this strength and knowledge earned, I have paid a heavy toll,
Never should've traded power for my immortal soul
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
-The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame
-Vi Veri Venivursum Vivus Vici - By the power of Truth I while living, Have Conquered the Universe
-I act as God's own wrath upon the Earth, raining down the divine punishment of Heaven, In nomine Patri, et Fili, in spiritu sancti, amen
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
bilbo--"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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"I can't do this Sam.";
"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.";
"What are we holding on to Sam?";
"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."
(this is one of my favorite quotes ever.)
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aragorn--"What does your heart tell you?"
gandalf--"That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive"
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[Aragorn looks at Gandalf before going to fight Mordor so that Frodo and Sam can pass through undetected] "For Frodo"
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aragorn--I do not fear death.
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theoden--"Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise. Arise, Riders of ThÈoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises."
"Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for ruin and the world's ending."
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Theoden: "Death!" Rohirrim: [echoing] "Death!"
Theoden: "Death!" Rohirrim: [echoing] "Death!"
Theoden: "DEATH!"
Rohirrim: "Death!"
Theoden: "Forth, Eorlingas!"
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aragorn--"A day may come when the courage of Men fails... when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship... but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when all hope comes crashing down, but it is NOT this day! This day, we fight! For all that you hold dear, stand, Men of the West! "
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gimli--"Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for? "
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this quote from book about aragorn
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king."
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these are some i may have said already (too lazy to check ^^)
Frodo: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
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Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin: "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
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Gimli: "What's happening out there?"
Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"
Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
Gimli: "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
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Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
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Gimli: "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
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Pippin: "Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.......Quest.........Thing."
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Teebeard: "We have just agreed......................................................."
Merry: 'pause' "Yes?"
Teebeard: "I have told your names to the rest of the ents and we have just agreed...you are not orcs."
Pippin: "Well, that's good news!"
Aragorn: "I do not know what strenghth is in my blood, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall nor our people fail."
Boromir: "Our people. Our people. I would have followed you my brother. My Captain. My King."
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"You are like a rose in a great rose field. Each rose is so beautiful to me. But if one dies... I can still look at many other roses..." God of Darkness.
go talk to gheed at act1 rouge camp...he's a stoner so if u too a stoner talk to him he'll talk bout things that u don't expect he's goinna tell u.
baal: my brothers should have not die in vain...forgive me if i spell or write it wrong i was jus listen to the soudtrack.
owned!
Goosefroba
From Hellsing
Alucard: How bout a fight to the death o' judas Priest!
Anderson: its a bout time vampire!
[Alucard dodges Andersons knifes}
Alucard: poor vatican whipping boy, I'll not be killed by somebody's lapdog
[Alucard looks into the next train carriage]
Anderson: Gotcha, Is this thing the best Hellsing has to offer, rather sad really.
[Anderson charges at Alucard and kills Alucard. or so he thinks]
[Alucard reappears and shoots Andersons Bayonet in half]
Anderson: You foul monster
Alucard: I get that a lot, but what does that make you, a man, a dog or a monster
[Alucard says that while blowing off Andersons arms]
Anderson: You cheap black Magican of Hellsing, i may not be able to defeat you today, but next time vampire you die
[Anderson dissappears in a whirlwind of papers from his bibles]
Alucard: He will never defeat me, only a man can ever truly hope to defeat a monster, and he is neither man nor monster, muhahahahahahaha
"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
Fake body falls from ceiling.
Fat kid: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh"
Fat kid: "I would really like if you guys didn't tell everyone I scream like a girl."
"To error is human, to forgive is divine"
just saw the movie last night for the first time
"The warmth of life has entered my tomb. Prepare yourself, mortal, to serve my master for eternity ! Hee-hahahah !!!" — King Leoric
What! why are you here, here take this and leave me to my work — Zhar the Mad
Hey - you that one that kill all! You get me magic banner or we attack! You no leave with life! You kill big uglies and give back magic. Go past corner and door, find uglies. You give, you go! You give! Yes, good! Go now, we strong. We kill all with big magic! — Snotspill
You drink water? — farnham
the adept
I have walked the paths; the shadowed roads
That led to terror's breast. I have plumbed the depths of
Hatred's womb and scaled Destruction's crest.
For every secret left unveiled, for every power learned,
I'd sell the remnants of my soul, regardless how it burned,
And still I sought a higher wisdom few could have attained,
Though I found it, it would leave me - broken, damned and drained.
For now I find this power is gained is more unto a curse,
My spirit burns with every spell and each irreverent verse.
Despite this strength and knowledge earned, I have paid a heavy toll,
Never should've traded power for my immortal soul
art is long, life is short
death is certain, the hour uncertain
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
-The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame
-Vi Veri Venivursum Vivus Vici - By the power of Truth I while living, Have Conquered the Universe
-I act as God's own wrath upon the Earth, raining down the divine punishment of Heaven,
In nomine Patri, et Fili, in spiritu sancti, amen
bilbo--"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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"I can't do this Sam.";
"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.";
"What are we holding on to Sam?";
"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."
(this is one of my favorite quotes ever.)
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aragorn--"What does your heart tell you?"
gandalf--"That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive"
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[Aragorn looks at Gandalf before going to fight Mordor so that Frodo and Sam can pass through undetected] "For Frodo"
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aragorn--I do not fear death.
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theoden--"Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise. Arise, Riders of ThÈoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises."
"Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for ruin and the world's ending."
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Theoden: "Death!"
Rohirrim: [echoing] "Death!"
Theoden: "Death!"
Rohirrim: [echoing] "Death!"
Theoden: "DEATH!"
Rohirrim: "Death!"
Theoden: "Forth, Eorlingas!"
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aragorn--"A day may come when the courage of Men fails... when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship... but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when all hope comes crashing down, but it is NOT this day! This day, we fight! For all that you hold dear, stand, Men of the West! "
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gimli--"Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for? "
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this quote from book about aragorn
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king."
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these are some i may have said already (too lazy to check ^^)
Frodo: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
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Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin: "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
------------------------------------------------------------
Gimli: "What's happening out there?"
Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"
Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
Gimli: "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
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Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
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Gimli: "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
-------------------------------------------------------------
Pippin: "Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.......Quest.........Thing."
-------------------------------------------------------------
Teebeard: "We have just agreed......................................................."
Merry: 'pause' "Yes?"
Teebeard: "I have told your names to the rest of the ents and we have just agreed...you are not orcs."
Pippin: "Well, that's good news!"
Aragorn: "I do not know what strenghth is in my blood, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall nor our people fail."
Boromir: "Our people. Our people. I would have followed you my brother. My Captain. My King."
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mine is:
"NOT EVEN DEATH WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME!"
""Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.""
-Mark Twain (aka Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
"Life's a bitch, then you marry one."
-James
Disclaimer: I do not agree with James' quote, I simply think it's funny. Please do not flaim me as being a "sexist." Thankyou.
"Don't die for your country - make your enemy die for his."
-Anonymous
One becomes strong when they are fighting to protect someone close to them... - Shiro Haku