pretend we are in a D3 development meeting and trying to brainstorm some new features for the game:
post the most stupid ,ignorant, crazyass suggestion you can think of. (to make it easier - imagine after your saying it out loud on that meeting, people are so shocked they just stare at you for like 5 whole minutes :))
Ill start:
1)
dual wielding is really overpowered.
in order to nerf it down we will make it .5% on each strike to "drop swords" when swinging them both.
2)
I thought about a new concept in order to prevent an exponential growth on the Hardcore servers:
one out of every 1000 health potions should be poisoned. whenever a HC character drinks it it dies instantly.
my favorite:
3)
Gambling with real money - in order to gamble on items you have to pay a fee of x.$
I've got it! For endgame we give the players a special character named "snake". Then, you play through the entire game on a skateboard as snake shoots his way through the hordes of zombies. I'm sure this is original.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I've got it! For endgame we give the players a special character named "snake". Then, you play through the entire game on a skateboard as snake shoots his way through the hordes of zombies. I'm sure this is original.
Aaawww man! And I was SURE that would make the final release!
Lol..dropping swords would be pretty funny.
*drops sword* Oh shit, where's my weepown?! O.O
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I thought about a new concept in order to prevent an exponential growth on the Hardcore servers:
one out of every 1000 health potions should be poisoned. whenever a HC character drinks it it dies instantly.
Let's introduce a 6th rune. I'd call it pimp rune. It'd make every skill hilarious, but not stronger at all. Like making WD's giant spider into a rainbow unicorn, DH's throw grenade would turn into throw flowers, monk's Inner Sanctuari turns into a disco stage, Wizzards arcane orb would turn into a disco sphere and barb's Call of the Ancients would call down 3 drunk fat alcoholic.
I thought about a new concept in order to prevent an exponential growth on the Hardcore servers:
one out of every 1000 health potions should be poisoned. whenever a HC character drinks it it dies instantly.
That would be HILARIOUS!
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"Dudes, dudes... I just got it. Let's add one more difficulty: 'Rainbow Dash'. You try to beat it as fast as you can, but here's the catch... ponies everywhere.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
pretend we are in a D3 development meeting and trying to brainstorm some new features for the game:
post the most stupid ,ignorant, crazyass suggestion you can think of. (to make it easier - imagine after your saying it out loud on that meeting, people are so shocked they just stare at you for like 5 whole minutes :))
Ill start:
1)
dual wielding is really overpowered.
in order to nerf it down we will make it .5% on each strike to "drop swords" when swinging them both.
2)
I thought about a new concept in order to prevent an exponential growth on the Hardcore servers:
one out of every 1000 health potions should be poisoned. whenever a HC character drinks it it dies instantly.
my favorite:
3)
Gambling with real money - in order to gamble on items you have to pay a fee of x.$
muahahahah!
Oh wait (mostly joking btw).
i saw it coming.. keep going.. good idea , good idea.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Omg.....
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your fired.
dual wielding is really overpowered.
in order to nerf it down we will make it .5% on each strike to "drop swords" when swinging them both.
Lol..dropping swords would be pretty funny.
*drops sword* Oh shit, where's my weepown?! O.O
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
one out of every 1000 health potions should be poisoned. whenever a HC character drinks it it dies instantly.
That would be HILARIOUS!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
listen to THIS:
Gambling with real money - in order to gamble on items you have to pay a fee of x.$
muahahahah!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
whatsupwiththat?
(hell ya.)
i think we need more shoulderpads.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
I think you mean cowbell, It will be the monks inferno tier class weapon.
"Dudes, dudes... I just got it. Let's add one more difficulty: 'Rainbow Dash'. You try to beat it as fast as you can, but here's the catch... ponies everywhere.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."