“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Dude, you were meant to corrupt that wish! I was expecting some funny but pic of diablo shitting rainbows all over sanctuary... I'm gonna blame it on the alcohol and I'm also gonna corrupt the shit out of your wish.
It's granted but instead you shoot heroin and begin a 10 year addiction that fucks you up so bad you miss the launch of diablo 3 and only find out about it in 2040... and you are in prison.
I wish that you made a diablo poster where he shits rainbows.
Mephisto, I redirect you to here. IS SOMEONE GONNA MAKE ME MAH GOD DAMNED DIABLO WITH EXPLOSIVE RAINBOW DIARRHEA? I'll make it tomorrow if noone steps up to the challenge. Need some sleep night all.
Dude, you were meant to corrupt that wish! I was expecting some funny but pic of diablo shitting rainbows all over sanctuary... I'm gonna blame it on the alcohol and I'm also gonna corrupt the shit out of your wish.It's granted but instead you shoot heroin and begin a 10 year addiction that fucks you up so bad you miss the launch of diablo 3 and only find out about it in 2040... and you are in prison.I wish that you made a diablo poster where he shits rainbows.
Yeah I think I forgot the whole corruption part at that point in time.. lol.
Then the homosexual community playing Diablo would feel offended and kick your ass for suggesting such an idea.I wish we can have orgy arenas on top of the PvP arenas. To, you know, have orgies and shit.
Granted, but it turns out your character contracted HIV from the female Monk who turned out to be a huge slut back before the went all religious.
HIV effect on your character -
Everything is all handy dandy until one day your genitals rot off and you die. The end.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Granted, but in this time line cockroaches evolved and now control the world.
I wish for Mephisto to stop wishing for sex-related wishes (or at least provide visuals for what he wants exactly :tongue: )
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I agree with feminism. I don't think that it's right that for every dollar a man makes, a women gets 70 cents. Why do I only get 30 cents and some chick gets the rest?
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Granted, but nobody is allowed to be lower than beach god status.
I wish it was a pleasant 65 degrees Fahrenheit (18.33 degrees Celsius). Perfect for playing Diablo outside.
(YAY for unit misconceptions!! Nektu meant Fahrenheit, but his 80 degrees F would be 26.67 Celsius. Shatterer's 23 degrees Celsius is 73.4 degrees Fahrenheit.)
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I wish that Diablo himself granted our wishes.
I wish that venom wouldn't ninja loot me in D3.
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I wish there was a nice demon chef that sells us delicious cookies that don't do anything bad to us.
I wish the female Wizard was topless.
Go ahead, corrupt my wish and come out of the closet...DO IT
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I wish to see Mephisto's Lament to try and get her in bed, but fail to do so.
I wish the beta was right around the corner.
I wish i had a d3 poster
I wish I hadn't drank so much tonight..
It's granted but instead you shoot heroin and begin a 10 year addiction that fucks you up so bad you miss the launch of diablo 3 and only find out about it in 2040... and you are in prison.
I wish that you made a diablo poster where he shits rainbows.
I wish we can have orgy arenas on top of the PvP arenas. To, you know, have orgies and shit.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Yeah I think I forgot the whole corruption part at that point in time.. lol.
Granted, but it turns out your character contracted HIV from the female Monk who turned out to be a huge slut back before the went all religious.
HIV effect on your character -
Everything is all handy dandy until one day your genitals rot off and you die. The end.
I wish I hadn't been part of that orgy..
I wish that we could start from the beginning of time.
I wish for Mephisto to stop wishing for sex-related wishes (or at least provide visuals for what he wants exactly :tongue: )
I wish I could sleep at night.
I wish that I had the powers of the force.
I wish that i could actually make a wish.
I wish it was a nice 80 degrees year round.
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I wish it was a pleasing 23 degrees year round.
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I wish it was a pleasant 65 degrees Fahrenheit (18.33 degrees Celsius). Perfect for playing Diablo outside.
(YAY for unit misconceptions!! Nektu meant Fahrenheit, but his 80 degrees F would be 26.67 Celsius. Shatterer's 23 degrees Celsius is 73.4 degrees Fahrenheit.)