Nah, very low chance of survival if that happened. Just going to the gun store on your way out of the city might get you killed. You know, the owner of the store and and his employees are already zombies.
Nah, very low chance of survival if that happened. Just going to the gun store on your way out of the city might get you killed. You know, the owner of the store and and his employees are already zombies.
Lol I know an easy way to get gas for ya though pull up and do the baseball story trick who knows zombies are dumb they may fall for it lol (Idk how to make video appear in post so heres the link nto the video I would be refering to lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecJ_JLRec4
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If a zombie has an insatiable appetite for living flesh, doesn't their stomach explode at some point?
Strangely enough, it's not even really an appetite. They gain no sustenance from it. And yeah, their digestive system doesn't even work anymore and yet they keep packing flesh down their esophagus. This is what causes their abdomens to become so distended. I reckon it's definitely possible the skin covering the belly would eventually begin to tear.
I live in the city for getting out would be nearly impossible. This is what I would do:
1. Strap a good amount of explosives to my chest and back
2. Run over zombies for as long as I can
3. Once I know I'm screwed, BOOM!! I'll take down as many as I can with me.
The End
I also live in a big city, but I don't have access to explosives or anything like that, and there is no way in hell I'll be able to find a military base with nukes and somehow set them off. So I would go down to Costco, buy a lot of propane tanks put them in my friends truck, (he gave me his truck since he is in Iraq right now) drive around and get a bunch of zombies to follow me then open all the propane tanks so they release the gas and lid up a cigarette, boom! (At least I think this will make it explode, since shooting them wont do it, I saw a MythBusters episode where they try to make a propane tank explode by shooting it and they failed, they had to use high power Gatling gun to set them off...)
The only way I could picture myself trying to survive this outbreak is if I had a high power Gatling gun with unlimited ammo attach to a solar powered hummer, and the car had the A.I. of KITT from Knight rider, I'll shoot and the Hoff (David Hasselhoff) drives lol. With that equipment plus KITT's AI, and the Hoff driving, we would be able to make it to the end of the world, where they keep "Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C 4.0 Beta". We will activate and hope that he doesn't destroy the world while killing all the zombies.
what you need to do in this situation is go to an offshore oil rig.
Wow dude, that's actually not a bad idea, I don't think the zombies would be able to climb up and shit. So all you have to worry about is having food and water, not having retarded people that could fuck everything up, and finding a rig in an area without powerful hurricanes.
I also live in a big city, but I don't have access to explosives or anything like that, and there is no way in hell I'll be able to find a military base with nukes and somehow set them off. So I would go down to Costco, buy a lot of propane tanks put them in my friends truck, (he gave me his truck since he is in Iraq right now) drive around and get a bunch of zombies to follow me then open all the propane tanks so they release the gas and lid up a cigarette, boom! (At least I think this will make it explode, since shooting them wont do it, I saw a MythBusters episode where they try to make a propane tank explode by shooting it and they failed, they had to use high power Gatling gun to set them off...)
This might be okay for mopping up zombies. But for being on the run from them it's a completely pointless plan.
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what you need to do in this situation is go to an offshore oil rig.
If you happen to already be on one, offshore oil rigs are actually really decent places to hold yourself up for awhile. Zombies definitely don't have to coordination or mental capacity really to climb up a rig. Even if they could, it wouldn't be difficult to stand watch for them or at least set up contraptions to make it impossible for them to board the platforms. But that's all only if you ARE on an oil rig. If you aren't already, you can scratch that plan right away. It would be even worse than trying to make it to a secluded island.
Lots of things. Theoretically, it's a pretty nice setup during a major outbreak. But tons of things can easily go wrong once you're there. And that's even if you're already there. A lot of people talk of fleeing to an island to wait out the worst, but depending on the size of the outbreak, an attempted exodus to a secluded island could easily become a nightmare. Not just for reasons of zombies, but other humans. I've talked about the island problem quite a lot in this thread.
I also live in a big city, but I don't have access to explosives or anything like that, and there is no way in hell I'll be able to find a military base with nukes and somehow set them off. So I would go down to Costco, buy a lot of propane tanks put them in my friends truck, (he gave me his truck since he is in Iraq right now) drive around and get a bunch of zombies to follow me then open all the propane tanks so they release the gas and lid up a cigarette, boom! (At least I think this will make it explode, since shooting them wont do it, I saw a MythBusters episode where they try to make a propane tank explode by shooting it and they failed, they had to use high power Gatling gun to set them off...)
The only way I could picture myself trying to survive this outbreak is if I had a high power Gatling gun with unlimited ammo attach to a solar powered hummer, and the car had the A.I. of KITT from Knight rider, I'll shoot and the Hoff (David Hasselhoff) drives lol. With that equipment plus KITT's AI, and the Hoff driving, we would be able to make it to the end of the world, where they keep "Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C 4.0 Beta". We will activate and hope that he doesn't destroy the world while killing all the zombies.
Yeah whatever works as long as you can take out a whole bunch of them at once.
well, i have talked plans for zombies. so far location wise i dont really know. it will depend on where i am at when the time comes.
but i have talked wepons that i would have. and i hate guns.
1. on my waist i would have a katana
2. i would have a bow and arrows handy for those long distance times
3. find a place to strap a double headed axe, probably on my back
4. i would have a broad sword and a tower shield.
if they are from a distance of swords length. they cant get me.
well, i have talked plans for zombies. so far location wise i dont really know. it will depend on where i am at when the time comes.
but i have talked wepons that i would have. and i hate guns.
1. on my waist i would have a katana
2. i would have a bow and arrows handy for those long distance times
3. find a place to strap a double headed axe, probably on my back
4. i would have a broad sword and a tower shield.
if they are from a distance of swords length. they cant get me.
uhm... do you understand how heavy swords are? not to mention a shield and an axe....
i would have a bow and arrows handy for those long distance times
If you can procure a crossbow I would recommend that instead. They have modern ones today with scopes that provide excellent accuracy. And a bolt in the forehead should be able to destroy enough of the brain.
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find a place to strap a double headed axe, probably on my back
I would just carry a machette if I were you. Or if somehow you can get one, a Shaolin Spade.
The moon end for decapitating, and the other end for hitting the bridge of their nose to go for the brain.
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i would have a broad sword and a tower shield.
if they are from a distance of swords length. they cant get me.
Be ready to ditch that stuff though if you have to. If you are being approached from multiple angles then that all would become pretty useless. Plus, lugging around a broad sword and tower shield would be quite encumbersome.
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Are we talking a dirt shovel then? They have some decent leverage to them, but they are very blunt. If you wanted to take a zombies head off with it you'd probably need the zombie to be lying down. A shovel wouldn't really be effective as a swinging weapon. Just the shape of the scoop part is such that it will catch wind and you won't be able to swing it fast enough for how light the end of it is.
If you're not afraid of looking stupid, go into your backyard and swing a shovel around. This will give you a good idea of how effective it could be. I used to have a little more faith in the crowbar as a weapon, but it's weight distribution actually makes it a little difficult to swing and you can't really do it in shorter swings either with it have much leverage. You might be able to thrust the non-curved end of it into a zombie's eye. I mean, I'd rather have a crowbar then nothing. But it would be more ideal just to have a combo of a machette for taking off limbs and an ice pick for close encounters. As gut wrenching as thrusting the pick into an eye would be.
I just had an epiphany, I'll become Bear Master, and I will train an army of bears to protect me, not even zombies could take on an army of train bears, and they wont kill because I will raise them since they are Babies and they will be plenty of food around for them to eat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluMRcmlsTs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluMRcmlsTs
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Nah, very low chance of survival if that happened. Just going to the gun store on your way out of the city might get you killed. You know, the owner of the store and and his employees are already zombies.
Lol I know an easy way to get gas for ya though pull up and do the baseball story trick who knows zombies are dumb they may fall for it lol (Idk how to make video appear in post so heres the link nto the video I would be refering to lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecJ_JLRec4
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
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I also live in a big city, but I don't have access to explosives or anything like that, and there is no way in hell I'll be able to find a military base with nukes and somehow set them off. So I would go down to Costco, buy a lot of propane tanks put them in my friends truck, (he gave me his truck since he is in Iraq right now) drive around and get a bunch of zombies to follow me then open all the propane tanks so they release the gas and lid up a cigarette, boom! (At least I think this will make it explode, since shooting them wont do it, I saw a MythBusters episode where they try to make a propane tank explode by shooting it and they failed, they had to use high power Gatling gun to set them off...)
The only way I could picture myself trying to survive this outbreak is if I had a high power Gatling gun with unlimited ammo attach to a solar powered hummer, and the car had the A.I. of KITT from Knight rider, I'll shoot and the Hoff (David Hasselhoff) drives lol. With that equipment plus KITT's AI, and the Hoff driving, we would be able to make it to the end of the world, where they keep "Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C 4.0 Beta". We will activate and hope that he doesn't destroy the world while killing all the zombies.
Wow dude, that's actually not a bad idea, I don't think the zombies would be able to climb up and shit. So all you have to worry about is having food and water, not having retarded people that could fuck everything up, and finding a rig in an area without powerful hurricanes.
If you happen to already be on one, offshore oil rigs are actually really decent places to hold yourself up for awhile. Zombies definitely don't have to coordination or mental capacity really to climb up a rig. Even if they could, it wouldn't be difficult to stand watch for them or at least set up contraptions to make it impossible for them to board the platforms. But that's all only if you ARE on an oil rig. If you aren't already, you can scratch that plan right away. It would be even worse than trying to make it to a secluded island.
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Lmao totally.
Yeah whatever works as long as you can take out a whole bunch of them at once.
but i have talked wepons that i would have. and i hate guns.
1. on my waist i would have a katana
2. i would have a bow and arrows handy for those long distance times
3. find a place to strap a double headed axe, probably on my back
4. i would have a broad sword and a tower shield.
if they are from a distance of swords length. they cant get me.
its a zombie apocalyspe quiz... try to be honest
i have a 69% chance of survival...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU
uhm... do you understand how heavy swords are? not to mention a shield and an axe....
I would just carry a machette if I were you. Or if somehow you can get one, a Shaolin Spade.
The moon end for decapitating, and the other end for hitting the bridge of their nose to go for the brain.
Be ready to ditch that stuff though if you have to. If you are being approached from multiple angles then that all would become pretty useless. Plus, lugging around a broad sword and tower shield would be quite encumbersome.
I'll protect you, friend.
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no seriously shovels are sharp and heavy
If you're not afraid of looking stupid, go into your backyard and swing a shovel around. This will give you a good idea of how effective it could be. I used to have a little more faith in the crowbar as a weapon, but it's weight distribution actually makes it a little difficult to swing and you can't really do it in shorter swings either with it have much leverage. You might be able to thrust the non-curved end of it into a zombie's eye. I mean, I'd rather have a crowbar then nothing. But it would be more ideal just to have a combo of a machette for taking off limbs and an ice pick for close encounters. As gut wrenching as thrusting the pick into an eye would be.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluMRcmlsTs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluMRcmlsTs