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Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, distinguished guests and internet stalkers, I would like to officially welcome all of you to The First Jarhead Awards.
These awards are being awarded to some of the members of Diablo3.com for oustanding excellence in various fields of recognition...
Ah who the fuck am i kidding. You know what your here for
Most of the winners were decided by the people, their votes and nominations were counted and the winners are those you see below.
The award names were chosen by our recently departed dear friend Siaynoq, with some input from Lord Silver himself. Many of them are diablo inspired.
To all you winners, please make acceptance speeches whenever you wish. Just keep it in your pants...oh and keep it in this thread to.
Note: This award was named in honor of Muttonchops, a member of Diablo3.com who has since become inactive, but was once known for his excellent grammar and critical stance against those with a lack there of.
Award: The Geglash Award
Awarded to: Worst Grammar
Winner: Monkey254
Award: The Farnham's Halitosis Award
Awarded to: Most Offensive Member
Winner: Goodguy8705
Award: The Cain's Beard Award
Awarded to: Best Facial Hair
Winner: Jetrall
Note: You sexy beast!
Award: The Damaged Cudgel Award
Awarded to: Member Most Likely Not To Receive An Award
Winner: Fudlow
Note: Your just too laid back
Award: The Horazon Award
Awarded to: Member Most Likely To Go Insane Before Diablo 3 Is Announced
Winner: DiabloFenatic
Note: The name...the coundown thread...nuff said...
Award: The Vigor Award
Awarded to: Most Active Member
Winner: Elfen Lied
Note: That would make a total of 10 awards for Elfen. Your just the whole package arent you?
Award: The Diablo Clone Award
Awarded to: Most Wanted Member Who Is Never Around
Winner: Thasador
Note: Still waiting to get that new comp setup hey thas?
Award: The Qual-Kehk Award
Awarded to: Biggest Badass
Winner: Ajax
Note: Badass Soldier...Badass Photos...Badass
Award: The Nihlathak Award
Awarded to: Member Most Likely To Complain They Didnt Win An Award
Winner: Doppelganger
Note: I think he was actually the first person to nominate themself!
Now its time for me to give some special awards of my own.
Since Diablo3.com opened, there have been many members who have come and gone. The good, the bad, the ugly, the bots...you get the point. Through it all stands a small few who have stuck with it since early days, and whos contribution to this community is unmatched.
I would like to induct the following members into The Hall Of Fame.
SilverSurfnStud
Elfen Lied
Darkjay
Thankyou for your contributions over the years guys. You are the big three.
Now, onto the final award.
The Jarhead Award. This is just a little something I came up with. Awarded to the member here who best shares my values, my beliefs, my attitudes, the person who upholds the same things that I believe in most, the person who I think best represents me, who I see myself in. I believe I share alot in common with this person, and I have gotten along with him extremely well since the day I first met him on Diablo 2. It might not mean much to you guys, but I just thought I would share it with you. My fellow clanmate and friend:
To all you winners, feel free to include your award in your sig or profile, accompanied by Jetralls lovely trophy which can be found at the beggining of this post.
If you would like to know something about the names of the awards, also feel free to ask, although I may have to speak on Siaynoq's behalf a bit, seeing as though he has left for a break.
If you have a complaint about one of the awards, let me know, ill try my best to resolve the situation, but just remember most of the winners were chosen by you guys.
I hope this has been fun for you all, and who knows, maybe The Jarhead Awards will return sometime in the future
Thank you guys for my award. I did not think that I could win, or even be nominated.:D I just wanted to thank all the people who nominated me. I would have to agree with LinkX. It is kind of stupid to put an award for most annoying.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It is rude for some people, and then it is stupid for others. Then people don't give a crap. I know that you think it is rude that they did this without it being an option on there, but it is just an award that you get on a website. It is not like you are getting it in real life.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I always thought that award was a good thing though. When I read it I was like "Aw, LinkX got an award, lucky. I wish I had have done something unique to get myself known".
I know how you feel. In my family, you should see what they tell me. That is why I would not get offended at a made up award. I would just shrug it off like I do when they start calling me stupid names. I just don't care.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I always thought that award was a good thing though. When I read it I was like "Aw, LinkX got an award, lucky. I wish I had have done something unique to get myself known".
You have the most knowledgable posts lately. You've replaced Siaynoq.
And Link, I barely find you annoying. I don't read the introduction threads much. I actually smile whenever I see *tackles*.
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Ah! I'm flattered. I have been awarded with this 'Zhar the mad' award. I'm happy that people found me worthy enough of recieving this award.
I would like to thank Jarhead for introducing these awards. I would like to thank everyone who nominated and voted for me. I would like to thank each member who made me feel like home on this site. And even better.
And i feel special because i myself introduced the 'oldest member still active' section. But as to compare, Lord Elfen introduced all the other awards so leave it. lol
And yes i miss Muttons and the way he bashed me sometimes.
*Cries*
Thank you.
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
What the f#$%, how the he77 did I win (tie) the f#$%ing funniest f#$%ing member poll. What the f#$% am I doing here. I hope I can keep up the f#$%ing hilarity.
I try to be nice to everyone and in turn everyone here has been nice to me.
Thank you all once again.
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Its nice that there were creative names of all the awards. My awards name even matches my username which inturn matches my real name. lol
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Is it illegal to put our awards on our sigs? i don't guess it is, have fun.
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Thank you for the award! I really didn't think I could ever win one.
Even if it's for being the first guy who will most likely commit suicide before Diablo 3 is released...lol And I appreciate the work you put into this project also.
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I like the life I lived, because I went from negative to positive.
You know very well who you are, don't let them hold you down, reach for the stars.
To find the truth, you must risk everything.
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Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, distinguished guests and internet stalkers, I would like to officially welcome all of you to The First Jarhead Awards.
These awards are being awarded to some of the members of Diablo3.com for oustanding excellence in various fields of recognition...
Ah who the fuck am i kidding. You know what your here for
Most of the winners were decided by the people, their votes and nominations were counted and the winners are those you see below.
The award names were chosen by our recently departed dear friend Siaynoq, with some input from Lord Silver himself. Many of them are diablo inspired.
To all you winners, please make acceptance speeches whenever you wish. Just keep it in your pants...oh and keep it in this thread to.
Lets get into it shall we?
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Awarded to: Best Newcomer
Winner: Stonebreaker
Awarded to: Best Artist
Winner: Jetrall
Note: No suprises there
Awarded to: Best Artist Besides Jetrall
Winner: WhiteGhost21
Awarded to: Funniest Member
Winners: Stormcat, Tehstickleman, Siaynoq
Note: 3 way tie!
Awarded to: Craziest Member
Winner: Zubin
Awarded to: Coolest Member
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Kindest Member
Winner: Stormcat
Awarded to: Best Sig
Winner: Carloseus
Awarded to: Best Avy
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Best Custom Title
Winners: Elfen Lied, Equinox
Note: A tie!
Awarded to: Best Username
Winner: Equinox
Awarded to: Most Original Username
Winner: Siaynoq
Awarded to: Member Most Likely To Become A Mod
Winner: AlphaX
Awarded to: Coolest Mod
Winner: Siaynoq
Awarded to: Most Appreciated Mod
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Hottest/Most Attractive Male
Winners: Jetrall, Ajax
Note: A tie!
Awarded to: Hottest/Most Attractice Female
Winner: Miss Insanity
Note: Jeez...hotness seems to run in the family
Awarded to: Most Dedicated Member
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Biggest Ego
Winner: Carloseus
Awarded to: Most Intelligent Member
Winners: Elfen Lied, Siaynoq, PhrozenDragon
Note: 3 way tie!
Awarded to: Most Mature Member
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Most Perverted Member
Winner: Tehstickleman
Note: You sick fuck
Awarded to: Best Diablo Theorist
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Most Knowledge Of Diablo
Winner: Elfen Lied
Awarded to: Most Diablo Obsessed
Winner: Ferret
Note: Go for 99
Awarded to: Oldest Member Still Active
Winner: SilverSurfnStud
Awarded to: Biggest Milf
Winner: Thasadors Wife AKA Allison
Note: Just for you mam
Awarded to: Best Grammar
Winner: PhrozenDragon
Note: This award was named in honor of Muttonchops, a member of Diablo3.com who has since become inactive, but was once known for his excellent grammar and critical stance against those with a lack there of.
Awarded to: Worst Grammar
Winner: Monkey254
Awarded to: Most Offensive Member
Winner: Goodguy8705
Awarded to: Best Facial Hair
Winner: Jetrall
Note: You sexy beast!
Awarded to: Member Most Likely Not To Receive An Award
Winner: Fudlow
Note: Your just too laid back
Awarded to: Member Most Likely To Go Insane Before Diablo 3 Is Announced
Winner: DiabloFenatic
Note: The name...the coundown thread...nuff said...
Awarded to: Most Active Member
Winner: Elfen Lied
Note: That would make a total of 10 awards for Elfen. Your just the whole package arent you?
Awarded to: Most Wanted Member Who Is Never Around
Winner: Thasador
Note: Still waiting to get that new comp setup hey thas?
Award: The Qual-Kehk Award
Awarded to: Biggest Badass
Winner: Ajax
Note: Badass Soldier...Badass Photos...Badass
Awarded to: Member Most Likely To Complain They Didnt Win An Award
Winner: Doppelganger
Note: I think he was actually the first person to nominate themself!
Elfen Lied
Darkjay
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Side Note-Jarhead, I can remove this arguement if you wish.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
... Don't bother, I'll delete it and smile and pretend that it's nice to be insulted.
Acceptance speech:
Thankyou one and all. It is nice to be insulted like this, and it means alot to know that I am annoying. *Bows.* Thankyou.
You have the most knowledgable posts lately. You've replaced Siaynoq.
And Link, I barely find you annoying. I don't read the introduction threads much. I actually smile whenever I see *tackles*.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
I would like to thank Jarhead for introducing these awards. I would like to thank everyone who nominated and voted for me. I would like to thank each member who made me feel like home on this site. And even better.
And i feel special because i myself introduced the 'oldest member still active' section. But as to compare, Lord Elfen introduced all the other awards so leave it. lol
And yes i miss Muttons and the way he bashed me sometimes.
*Cries*
Thank you.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Wow, thank you. That is an honorable thing indeed.
Same. I think its cool. And I imagine him making Link's grunting noise when he does it too.
i hear it in my head everytime to when i see an intro thread with him tackeling.
Thanks for my award guys. The Ancients awards for being the oldest member still active. I wouldnt be here if it wasnt for the cool members here daily
Oh and can't forget the bullshit smily. ":D"
Thank you soo much to all that voted.
In honor of Richard Pryor:
What the f#$%, how the he77 did I win (tie) the f#$%ing funniest f#$%ing member poll. What the f#$% am I doing here. I hope I can keep up the f#$%ing hilarity.
I try to be nice to everyone and in turn everyone here has been nice to me.
Thank you all once again.
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Even if it's for being the first guy who will most likely commit suicide before Diablo 3 is released...lol And I appreciate the work you put into this project also.
To find the truth, you must risk everything.