I would praise the dark lord by sacrificing 12 of my neighbors children's stuffed animals. While basking in the glory of my dedicated bonfire, i would send a carrier pigeon to my mom that says "Ha! B*t(h i got in the beta! Told ya I'd amount to something." j/k Id prolly just go make a root beer float and wait patiently for my d/l to finish.
I remember trying to play with linux on my old laptop years ago and it puzzled the shit out of my hapless minor-geek brain. What is linux good for anyway? I never quite figured that out. Just assumed it was like playing hardcore mode on your pc.
Today it was like "Let's update RSS. crap. another crap. Oh torchlight II 20$ price. another crap. new post on dfans - reading - some text and words BETA and some red text. I go to mailbox - OMG 1 NEW MAIL! - it was crap -returning to diablofans and reading whole post - and ... crap "
So by this fresh emmotions i can say i'll be very exited about beta invite, jumping high and screaming and other crazy stuff .
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And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell...
I'd fall onto the floor, with my arms outspread. My head would fly towards the ceiling, hair flying back gallantly as tears flow from my greenish blue eyes. I would then use my left arm to tear off my shirt and start pounding on my chest. Standing, I would then light a torch and use horse blood to make a ring of blood around my PC desk in hieroglyphics. I Then, I would get four boxes of nutri grain bars while the beta downloaded and a box of sugar free cookies, stack them on either side of my desk, and then pour gasoline in a star shape around my PC. I would then light a controlled fire, dim the lights and change all the lightbulbs to blood red. I would then turn on my surround sound HD audio system up and begin playing. The police would find me dead three days later because I forgot to stock water in my bedroom and was too addicted to D3 to go to the bathroom. Also, I was sort of trapped because my room was on fire.
I did not sign up for the beta to have fun and be obnoxious about it. I want to test every nook and cranny under even the most obscure of conditions to see if anything funky happens, and perhaps assess whether or not certain aspect are fun or appealing.
I would call my friend who played d2 w/ me and invite him over to come watch me play, install, set to max settings, make skill hotkeys like Dota/LoL, then I would play all the classes untill I couldn't do anything else. I would also note bugs I found in a word doc so that I could post it/email it somewhere they could use the info.