Seriously. 90% of the time, it's the same guy delivering my food. I usually answer the door shirtless because..fuck shirts. The guy was like "you must do sit ups and pushups a lot, yeah?", and I'm like "uhh..yeah, sure". Today, he's like "I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge", and I'm like "thanks bro". It's really creeping me out. I might be overthinking it (I mean, I AM extraordinarily sexy and all that), but still, wtf?
u weight 135 bro he probably drooling over your tight lil ass LAWL
Seriously. 90% of the time, it's the same guy delivering my food. I usually answer the door shirtless because..fuck shirts. The guy was like "you must do sit ups and pushups a lot, yeah?", and I'm like "uhh..yeah, sure". Today, he's like "I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge", and I'm like "thanks bro". It's really creeping me out. I might be overthinking it (I mean, I AM extraordinarily sexy and all that), but still, wtf?
u weight 135 bro he probably drooling over your tight lil ass LAWL
I guess I live in Springfield where everyone is yellow and the Kwik-E-Mart sucks balls.
Why would I, or a "loved one", want to cook at 3AM?
Not that I even remotely care if you pitty me or not, since I don't base my life, decisions, and self-opinion based on what other people say and tell me, but who on Earth are you to pitty me? Are you some super genius who cooks mashed potatoes, fries chicken, and eats splendid meals 4 times a day, while having a supermodel wife, 2 gorgeous and intelligent kids, and is somehow contributing to curing HIV? I sincerely doubt that.
Seriously bro, you and the other people who took this thread overly seriously are the ones who should be pittied. Now that I've demolished you, you can call it quits.
Sorry Bro, you are only showing how much your own self view is full of holes (and not just of the sort you wish the KFC delivery man would fill).
I can pity you because of your diet, and I do. You may not want my pity, but that is fine.
Who am I to pity you? Someone who knows that there is much better food in the world, because I have had it.
But all of that is irrelevant, because I can pity you even if I am a KFC delivery man with a dead-end job.
I eat better food than KFC seven days a week, no matter what my budget is or when I am eating.
You don't have to be a genius cook to make fried chicken, it is a two step process (coat and brown), and gravy is even simpler (add flour & milk without burning).
The fact that you think it takes a cooking genius to make fried chicken, makes me pity you.
Two nights ago around 2am I ate like a boss; cooking together half a bag of seasoned fries, a package of thick cut bacon, an avocado, some serrano peppers, and some Mexican 4 cheese blend. If you are eating KFC, you are eating like a chump, you need to smarten up hater.
But now that I think about the timing of your KFC late night shirtless debacle, it suddenly starts to make more sense why the guy gave you the extra coleslaw; he just gave you all the coleslaw that was left in the bucket, knowing that some sad sob would slop it all up and eat it at home so he wouldn't have to throw it in the dumpster, which would make the dumpster smell pretty rank the next day.
EDIT: After much thought on my drive to school, I retract any and all suggestions that the delivery man's sexual advances were invited.
But I do wonder about your ideals Salvation'
1. You think supermodels are the best women to marry? Some exceptions aside, most of them are rather tall with man faces and man jaws, chosen by fashion designers.
2. You think having kids is a good thing? I can't help but see them as a nuisance that people too dumb to know any better at the time get stuck with and have to force themselves to accept because it is their duty to accept them.
There isn't better food at 3AM with no proper food in the house and no open supermarkets.
Who gives a shit about cooking? Not me, I can tell you that. It's the most useless concept, the most boring concept, and the most unrewarding, to me personally. You can go ahead and cook seasoned fries, fix up some avocado, but I personally can't be bothered to give two shits about that, or whatever you personally do. I don't have the time. I work my ass off, I barely get any sleep, and that leaves no time for me to act like Martha Stewart.
It's packaged coleslaw with an expiration date. When you order it holds no impact, genius.
Lol@you take some mindless examples literally and as proof of my ideals and opinions, by the way. Lol@you thinking about this on your way to school, what the fuck? Having kids is a dream for some people. If everyone were to follow your advice, it would be a sad day for humanity.
"I got you the large sized cloeslaw instead of the small size, because you always order it and like it and all, for no extra charge"
Yeah, that's right, you spelled coleslaw wrong. Nobody's perfect, you know, especially not you.
I didn't get it wrong, I had a typo. Huge difference. Also, I am most definitely in a position to act high and mighty. With 1 post (officially) on this forum, I have realized that alongside maybe 5 other users, I am the best member this place has to offer. Who else would suggest? Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
That was a very good lol.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
That was a very good lol.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
haha good catch. smothering in gravy and mash mmm...
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"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Same thing happened to me with a pizza delivery guy!
99% of the time when I order a large cheese pizza from Señor Pizza with extra anchovies the same pizza delivery guy is delivering it to my house. I usually answer the door in a wife beater and nothing else...but today I was in a hurry and answered in my boxer shorts. The pizza guy said I have a large pizza with extra anchovies for you. Then he looked at me and said, "Damn dude, you must workout out your all pumped up?!", and I'm like "nah dude, I was just using my penis pump." Then he said, "I got extra, extra anchovies for you this time with no extra charge. Because you gave me such a good tip last time." I said "thanks bra!" then he handed over my pizza with a big smile. I dunno, am I thinking to much into this? I know I am packing some serious heat, but wtf! The pizza delivery guy looks like that one guy on Grey Anatomy tv show.
Same thing happened to me with a pizza delivery guy!
99% of the time when I order a large cheese pizza from Señor Pizza with extra anchovies the same pizza delivery guy is delivering it to my house. I usually answer the door in a wife beater and nothing else...but today I was in a hurry and answered in my boxer shorts. The pizza guy said I have a large pizza with extra anchovies for you. Then he looked at me and said, "Damn dude, you must workout out your all pumped up?!", and I'm like "nah dude, I was just using my penis pump." Then he said, "I got extra, extra anchovies for you this time with no extra charge. Because you gave me such a good tip last time." I said "thanks bra!" then he handed over my pizza with a big smile. I dunno, am I thinking to much into this? I know I am packing some serious heat, but wtf! The pizza delivery guy looks like that one guy on Grey Anatomy tv show.
"thanks bra!"...???
Salvation, did you make another account?
Yes you did, didn't you, you little trickster you.
Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
It's pretty obvious that anyone who glorifies himself this much on the internet is a pretty miserable guy IRL. Still a funny thread though.
What's the difference between the internet and real life again? Do you stop being a person on the internet? Do I stop being a person? The only difference is people who aren't tough shit in real life, acting tough shit online. I assure you, I'm tough shit on both.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
That was a very good lol.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
Nope, no attempt at sarcasm. Why should I show any form of humility when I'm right about what I'm saying, and have the right to flaunt it?
Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
Oh you have no idea! I get so furious sometimes, I take out the letters f, u, c, k, t, h, a, g, y, shift, 1, then flick them at the screen so they spell "fuck that guy", then I know the cyber Gods will listen to me, and then fuck that guy, and then I calm down.
You're such a silly goose Proletaria. I like you.
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u weight 135 bro he probably drooling over your tight lil ass LAWL
You weigh*
This thread is picking up again. Kudoz. =)
Yeah, that's right, you spelled coleslaw wrong. Nobody's perfect, you know, especially not you.
There isn't better food at 3AM with no proper food in the house and no open supermarkets.
Who gives a shit about cooking? Not me, I can tell you that. It's the most useless concept, the most boring concept, and the most unrewarding, to me personally. You can go ahead and cook seasoned fries, fix up some avocado, but I personally can't be bothered to give two shits about that, or whatever you personally do. I don't have the time. I work my ass off, I barely get any sleep, and that leaves no time for me to act like Martha Stewart.
It's packaged coleslaw with an expiration date. When you order it holds no impact, genius.
Lol@you take some mindless examples literally and as proof of my ideals and opinions, by the way. Lol@you thinking about this on your way to school, what the fuck? Having kids is a dream for some people. If everyone were to follow your advice, it would be a sad day for humanity.
I didn't get it wrong, I had a typo. Huge difference. Also, I am most definitely in a position to act high and mighty. With 1 post (officially) on this forum, I have realized that alongside maybe 5 other users, I am the best member this place has to offer. Who else would suggest? Proletaria, a guy who is a teacher, yet spends his time on a Diablo forum trying (and failing in the most miserable of fashions) to troll me and some other people, actively following a thread he supposedly left, then coming back to "kudoz" some guy for reviving it, when all along it's a joke thread with absolutely no serious undertones to it? LOL
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
If this is an attempt at sarcasm, I'm afraid you've pushed it a bit too far. If you're serious, I can only say that anyone who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of humility, is disqualified from this description.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
hes serious
haha good catch. smothering in gravy and mash mmm...
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
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99% of the time when I order a large cheese pizza from Señor Pizza with extra anchovies the same pizza delivery guy is delivering it to my house. I usually answer the door in a wife beater and nothing else...but today I was in a hurry and answered in my boxer shorts. The pizza guy said I have a large pizza with extra anchovies for you. Then he looked at me and said, "Damn dude, you must workout out your all pumped up?!", and I'm like "nah dude, I was just using my penis pump." Then he said, "I got extra, extra anchovies for you this time with no extra charge. Because you gave me such a good tip last time." I said "thanks bra!" then he handed over my pizza with a big smile. I dunno, am I thinking to much into this? I know I am packing some serious heat, but wtf! The pizza delivery guy looks like that one guy on Grey Anatomy tv show.
Salvation, did you make another account?
Yes you did, didn't you, you little trickster you.
Piperx ... yeah right.
Here's a trick question. What do you think of yourself?
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
What's the difference between the internet and real life again? Do you stop being a person on the internet? Do I stop being a person? The only difference is people who aren't tough shit in real life, acting tough shit online. I assure you, I'm tough shit on both.
You're hilarious bro.
Nope, no attempt at sarcasm. Why should I show any form of humility when I'm right about what I'm saying, and have the right to flaunt it?
Oh you have no idea! I get so furious sometimes, I take out the letters f, u, c, k, t, h, a, g, y, shift, 1, then flick them at the screen so they spell "fuck that guy", then I know the cyber Gods will listen to me, and then fuck that guy, and then I calm down.
You're such a silly goose Proletaria. I like you.