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    posted a message on Forum Game : Three Word Story
    One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummibears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasnt even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquameridian green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwhiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurance happened involving a
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    posted a message on The Bad Things Thread
    once afterschool i once knocked my friend off the monkey bars. (we were eight) in his anger he picks up a chunk of glass (what the hell was broken glass doing in an elementary school??) and chucked it at me. it hit my skull and didnt rehit the floor for another half hour. the reason for this was that it stuck there and in my counter-anger chased him down and beat the crap out of him. he didnt fight back because he was scared whether his parents were going to beat him worse for the glass buried in the flesh of my head. (ghetto community)

    after i cooled down we united to get it out and clean it up. we made a deal that we wouldnt tell anyone and we went off as normal. later that month i got a haircut and my mom noticed the rather large scab as the lady cut my hair. she waited till after the haircut and grounded me for a freaking month of no tv for not telling her who did it.
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    posted a message on The loss of...
    dude i know how you feel. to make it worse i moved afterwards to a new place making it hard to surround myself with friends. my advice is to just accept it. take an hour to release the sadness and grief, the confusion and mixed emotions and remember that person for who he/she was. remember the good times and the stuff that person did to change you. i am not religious so it was somewhat harder for me so if you are religious you can talk to those of your faith. it doesnt even matter if you know the person. i do not like crying and it takes alot to admit that i did but it was only once. let it all out and continue on with your life. just make sure to remember it.

    for all of you others reading this take time to use this advise either for past or future events. it definately worked for me. once again take advantage of those of your faith because they are people that will understand you and what your going through. i unfortunately do not believe in a higher power which alone alienates me from many people who do. do not judge me by my beliefs but by my advise and the content of my character.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Three Word Story
    One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummibears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasnt even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquameridian green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwhiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then
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    posted a message on Posting Rules for new comers to Diablo3.com
    i have addressed this issue to silver and he has responded to me (private messaging) that im good. i respect him and hold his opinions very high. elfen please do not come at me with your weapons and everyone keep at bay please. i mean no harm at all and wish to become respected. that is why i dont have too many posts. i believe in quality and not quantity though i do agree with your point on 100 posts.

    i myself have many weapons and slaying techniques that i wish you contribute to our community.
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    posted a message on Hey guys help if u can plz
    sorry dude i would help if i could
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Three Word Story
    One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummibears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasnt even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquameridian green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwhiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS.
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    posted a message on Cain life or death poll
    cain gives his life in order to seal the gates to hell. the thing is that his sacrifice was for nothing because it only held back the forces of evil for a small time. the players must all train by slaying the demons already in their realm. then they all gather at the gates (gates are scattered about the land) with groups at different gates. when the legions of hell burst out the heros are there to stand their ground until the next wave of enemies.
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    posted a message on The Favorite Quotes thread
    Gollem!! Gollem!!
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    posted a message on The Favorite Quotes thread
    From terminator

    "I'll be back"

    also i forgot the movie for this one

    "you want the truth??"
    "yes!"
    "you cant handle the truth!!"

    Fellowship of the Rings

    "I wish The Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened."

    "So do all who live to face such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
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    posted a message on Is Starcraft 2 Coming out?? More then likely
    i agree that starcraft has future potential as a mmo but for now needs to be kept as a rts. diablo should stay a hack and slash game that has greater potential to be a mmo. warcraft is an awesome mmo. there are so many possibilities for the blizzard games.
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    posted a message on kill ur fave flamer thread whoo!
    well i was thinking that the list of users i posted earlier were all i a cult. they were anti-diablo 3 people that were planning assassination attempts on Silver, Elfen, Darkjay, Maestro, lord Kratos, and all other influential to the continuation of the diablo series.

    notice that their last visits were all within a week?? that means that either they were scared into abandoning this attempt and postpone the attacks until the nearing of the announcement for the game. this is to cause disorganization and chaos here in the site and then they will probably go after blizzard employees in succession until they scare off blizzard from making the game. the sheer evil and atrocity of even considering these actions show us the anger, hate, and fury of this cult.

    I say we stop it before it happens. i say we screw bolts into their ankles and have those bolts attached to a long chain. from here we fund people to expand darkjay's basement and let him do what he does best. the public execution should be a 2 hour event, beginning with Encryption's Catherine Wheel. instead of feeding the birds with their live flesh we shall then precede with my personal execution method. the only thing i would change would be to not slay them of mercy. from here with will feed the demons of hell willing to take the mangled corpses.
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    posted a message on n00b question....
    i agree. i am definately not the best at d2 but i do try and so far i have pretty good chars. i can easily kill diablo in hell though i have a lot of trouble with nihl guy. i dont have the best equip and the highest lvl i ever had was 87. i thought for a long time that the ik set was the best way to make a barb. i know better now even though i still have a ik barb. basically what im trying to say is that it doesnt matter what lvl char you have.

    we dont know if you really do and probably never will. the thing with that is that WE DONT GIVE A RAT'S ASS how good you are. if you dont have proper manners and are always fighting with people then you are better off with the rest of the noobs. i am sick of people with "good chars" in forums or in the game that hold themselves too high to help others and instead attack people. dont you remember when you were a noob??

    occasionally i get my orbtress and give low lvl chars rushes and i also tomb run for them. at the end i feel good about it and they see the good in the game.

    so michael to put it simply, you are a noob. maybe not in the game but in life. know that all those around you are better than you are. i tell you this not so you repost this attacking me but to show you the error of your ways in the hopes that you change and apologize to those you have offended if there are any.

    in conclusion i do say that you are a good person inside somewhere. find it and use it more often. skills like those of yours would be very helpful in the possible clan i wish we make when d3 comes out. just learn to handle your anger and dont take so personal when things are said here because that clouds your judgement.
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    posted a message on n00b question....
    thanks to d2 i had no life other than it for about 3 months. when my clan broke apart i kinda started my own though im waiting for ladder to reset. when d3 comes out i will surely have a whole new gaming computer and all the hardware capable of handling anything d3 throws at us. i learned because the computer i had when d2 and Lod came out was so blown away when i went bnet.

    i say we make a clan in reserves so that when the game comes out we can all work on it together.
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    posted a message on The Favorite Quotes thread
    i got three i can remember right now.

    Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings(best movie ever)
    "You Cannot Pass!"

    Julius Caesar
    "Veni, Vidi, Veci"----i came, i saw, i conquered.

    this third quote is disputed to be from many sources but for time circumstances i will make it my own. it is right below.
    l
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