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    posted a message on My Return Is Coming
    yes very well. i have learned a quite efficient method of sharpening weapons from faroff wars. i would be glad to sharpen any devices being used for slaughter here at d3.com.
    as long as i get my bread and gorgeous women im happy.
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on Emergency News!!!
    well since i just got here a week ago i didnt know that. by the way thanks everyone i really appreciate the enthusiasm and positivity generated here. i just want to go out there and hunt for more proof new or old.
    is it just me or are people flaming on me?? hypocracy lives on.........
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Emergency News!!!
    ok i just found a very convincing article about d3. maybe you've seen it, maybe not. however it is worth a million readings. check it out

    gaming steve.com


    hope you like it.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on D2 channel
    is there a channel where we can all gather on d2?? i was thinking that if there wasnt we can start one so that we know where we can find each other for help and stuff.
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on Hours of D2
    i think the most ive pulled straight was 19 hrs. apart from that my parents are very strict so i guess i was lucky that they were exhausted. i went once to the bathroom and twice downstairs for food and drink. when i got the food i went back upstairs and played as i ate. hehe good times good times.
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on The Favorite Quotes thread
    this is for the older crowds. "hey mikey! he likes it!!"
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Favorite Quotes thread
    you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. but you cant pick your friend's nose.
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on The Favorite Quotes thread
    not from a movie i dont think. its from a marine to a protester of vietnam war.

    "i fight to give you the right to speak freely"
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Three Word Story
    One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on My Return Is Coming
    can i participate in the slaughter???
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on My Return Is Coming
    well im new so i dont know who you are but by the sound of it you are the semigod of d3.com. idk
    Posted in: Introduction
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    posted a message on Diablo 2 Patch Comming Soon...report!
    the tele cool down in my opinion is gay
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on Diablo 2 Patch Comming Soon...report!
    ill agree that most of those are just for pvp. i dont like to pvp very much, i just like to mf. i suck at it but its what i enjoy.
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on Anyone quitting diablo?
    im still waiting for ladder reset to start playing again.
    Posted in: Diablo II
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    posted a message on The loss of...
    no offense to those that believe in something, this is just a direct answer to katael. i realized after a point that i wanted to do the right things just because i wanted to and not because my soul would face eternal damnation for not doing it. also when i did try praying for happiness or help for stuff i got no answer. i feel very silly doing it. then i realized that only i have an influence in my life. to me, only i am responsible for me and i will work my hardest to do the right things because i want and not a higher power will punish me.

    the reason i agree with religion though is that i know what it can do for people. i once saw a person give another person a car full of food because of what his religion taught him. i am in no way saying anything bad about religion just that i dont personally believe in anything but my ability and the goodness of people.

    so please take to heart what i have said because i dont like to expose my more personal opinions. last time it happened i got kicked out by people that had no respect for my views and i was most literally removed of nearly all my friends. (i grew up in a hispanic community) i am hispanic and was shunned from most of my school. some of the teachers presented hostility towards me and everyone picked on me. then my friend passed away, he was randomly attacked by a gang for being a "traitor". then i moved away and well you know the rest......
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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