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Your welcome good sir.

Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that, and that, and that, and that, and that.... and that.

-Peter Griffin

Hey Jake, remember the deep frier? It's fucked. Let's save it's life.

-Taylor H

"Beauty is only razor deep."

-Malefic from Xasthur

"We peer under the skirt of your "black metal"... ...we find panties full of dainty terror, useless caucus, and mist mimic viking rock stars. We refuse your convention... ...detest your sociability. Eat Shit and Live" - Wrest 2005

"Suicide as metamorphosis. Suicide as the realization of not being meant for this life. Suicide as self strength not self pity. Many are the walking dead, unaware that they suicided themselves long ago" - Wrest 2003

I'm in no way suicidal, but I like this quote, more for its last line than anything.

doh - Homer Simpson as well as all characters say that in D2 Zy-El mod when they open up a cursed chest.

"Mendeln spoke of death, but not as a finality. He declared it only a state. Master Ethon and his son lay not just cold in their graves; they existed now on another plane. They had gone beyond the struggles of mortal existence to face new and exciting challenges. Death was not to be feared, Uldyssian’s sibling insisted, but to be better understood."

Th Sin War - The Birthright

This is a modified quote that I use a signature at the Keep from a member of the Phrozen Keep.

Trying to picture Hans as a Dominion...nah it isn't working sorry. It's the mustache that gets me every time - Al-T.

I was helping a new player at Zy-El at something and it worked and the person quoted that I was an angel. At the time my post count there gave me a rank of Angel.

The next message was from Al showing his humor. The message was this
"Trying to picture Hans as an Angel...nah it isn't working sorry. It's the mustache that gets me every time"

Also at the time my avatar had a picture of a Knight with a mustache.

Quite some time later someone said thanks to him and that he was an angel and I stated this
Trying to picture Al-T as an Angel...nah it isn't working sorry. It's the tiger stripes that gets me every time.

Both of us change the Angel to whatever our current rank is.

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

-Family Guy

"Asta la vista...baby!"

By Bilbo Baggins
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

hehe... Bilbo rocks

Lol.. the most epic movie ever.

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!

"Yes I have!"

"LOOK!"

"..It's just a flesh wound"

"Bring out yer dead!"

I laughed my ass off when I read this one...

Quote from "Thasador" »

Everyone who is a gamer should have already experienced the "Sphinktor Reflex Syndrom". Side effects include, muscle spasm in the glute region, involuntary muscle movements in the quads, abdominal, and arm regions when experiencing difficult game play, eyelidsnotclosingism, and more.

"Some people should to be drug out into the street and shot"

Garfield the Cat

Quote from "Turmobil" »

"I hate people who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
-Unknown.

Hehe. I've heard that before, some comedian said it. That's funny. I don't remember the name, either.

hahahaha.... Le Chuk FTW!!!!

"... Line piece. Line Piece. LINE PIECE. LIIIIIIINE PIEEEEEEECE!!!!"

Quote from "Zhar" »

"... Line piece. Line Piece. LINE PIECE. LIIIIIIINE PIEEEEEEECE!!!!"

YEAH!! The Tetris God, funny ass video.

"There is no place for a square my lord!"

LOL! I went and watched that upon its mention here. Funny crap xD

Quote from "Carloseus" »

Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings(best movie ever)
"You Cannot Pass!"

"You shall not pass." lol

and

From Boondock saints

"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch police work."