hahaha how about candy cigarretts? you can pretend you are smoking and then eat them. ...wow thats a horrible idea. Who in the world made those things? I remember those when i was 5 years old. What a way to get children to smoke.
When I was about 12 I stole some from my brother before I even really knew what they were and told myself I was cool. This was also about 2 years after they took the "sugar sticks" out of my store, which were the same size and shape as cigarettes.
After about 4 over a week time, I realized "God, this is dumb. Why do people do this?"
And haven't touched one with the purpose of smoking. I only touch one when I take it from my friend and break them.
I had 4 cigarettes left in my pack today. It was raining. I had class in 5 minutes. I lit one up in the cab, and the idiot told me to put it off. I now have 3 cigarettes. I light one up when I get out, but it magically slips between my fingers, and onto the wet floor. I light another one up, and two drops of rain fall down. One hits the lit part, and one hits the filter. Not one other drop gets down on my hand.
You can probably tell that by that point I was fucking furious.
I light the last one up. A drop of rain drops in the middle..I said fuck it..smoked the living fuck out of it, which made the drop evaporate like a muthafuck..and it was victory.
Oh I know what you mean, rain + nonsmoking campus ftl, you cant even smoke in your car. I tried and they caught me on surveillance, walked out to my car, knocked on the window, and gave me a warning. Good thing I found a surveillance blind spot by the maintenance entrance. The only people who ever go there are maintenance dudes, and they don't give a shit where I smoke.