Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Ministry of Silly walks
Spanish Inquisition
Arguement clinic
parrot sketch
the art of not being seen
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
ARTHUR: Well, I am king! DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then? I didnt vote for you ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Dead carrier " Bring out your'e Dead (gong rang) Bring out your'e Dead
MAn- oh heres one(carrying old man)
Old Man- Im not Dead Yet
Dead Carrier- oh i cant take him like that
man - oh but he will be stone dead in just a moment
Old man- im feeling better..IM happy!
dead carrier- Its against regelation
man- Oh well can u wait around a bit this wont take long
dead carrier -i really cant the johnsons lost 2 this week already
Old man - I think ill go for a walk
man- (hits old man over head ) There ya go
dead carrier- Alright(starts walking off with old man in cart)
(Gallops of horse) Look its a king
Man- how do u know
dead carrier- because hes not all ocvered in sh*t)
mine are;
Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Ministry of Silly walks
Spanish Inquisition
Arguement clinic
parrot sketch
the art of not being seen
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then? I didnt vote for you
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
also check this out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail#Cultural_References
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lumberjack_Song (scroll down to trivia)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meaning_of_Life#Trivia
(from memory)
Dead carrier " Bring out your'e Dead (gong rang) Bring out your'e Dead
MAn- oh heres one(carrying old man)
Old Man- Im not Dead Yet
Dead Carrier- oh i cant take him like that
man - oh but he will be stone dead in just a moment
Old man- im feeling better..IM happy!
dead carrier- Its against regelation
man- Oh well can u wait around a bit this wont take long
dead carrier -i really cant the johnsons lost 2 this week already
Old man - I think ill go for a walk
man- (hits old man over head ) There ya go
dead carrier- Alright(starts walking off with old man in cart)
(Gallops of horse) Look its a king
Man- how do u know
dead carrier- because hes not all ocvered in sh*t)
"That Rabbit is Dynomite"