Well I've already written a blog tonight, so I thought I'd throw a quick bit of comedy in the main D2 forum.
This is, as the title says, The Most Likely Causes of Death in Diablo 2
1. Sneezing fit
2. Two year old
3. Running out of Town Portals, and having to pee
4. Phone
5. The "W" Key
6. Hitting the number "1" for a potion for a 5th time
7. "Oh #@*%! I guess I did need resist poison after all"
8. F'n Lister!!1!!11!
9. Undead Stygian Dolls (The little buggers come outta nowhere)
Least Likely cause of death in Diablo 2?
Diablo.
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The Stygian Dolls for sure. A two year old? Stupid fucking kids. Don't let them near your computer. They think their ideas are all interesting but they really have a lot of dumb ideas about the world. But the Stygian Dolls...oh yeah.
the lightning-shooting souls in the throne room in a5. ive lost 2 HC chars to them already.
Fucking hell, eh? I thought it was just me..2 seconds between them and my Necro went kaput..Them and the lightning shooting things in Act 4. Don't you carry full Rejuv. potions with you, or you do, but they still kill you really fast?
what about a failed ubers attempt or Iron Maiden( when it still was in-game)
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I'm gonna put my highrune in your socket
flyarion, flyarion_third, flyarion_fourth, flyarion_fifth
the shamans in act3 are the only reason i turned my first pally into a charge a din, to get past those stupid flames
But I still voted for the stygian dolls. Really, anything based off the fetish model is really f'ing annoying, whether its those packs of blow dart using jerks, the shamans, or the stygian dolls.
the lightning-shooting souls in the throne room in a5. ive lost 2 HC chars to them already.
Fucking hell, eh? I thought it was just me..2 seconds between them and my Necro went kaput..Them and the lightning shooting things in Act 4. Don't you carry full Rejuv. potions with you, or you do, but they still kill you really fast?
i lost a really good lvl 80 necro. it took two hits while i wasnt looking and i died
the trav guys can give me a tough time in hell too
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I didn't have any hard time in Hell until I reached Act 4 with my Bone Necro. He does I think 3k or 2k damage per Bone Spear, and I have to cast like, 20 or something to kill every monster in Act 4 Hell. I grew bored, and just stopped.
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what about a failed ubers attempt or Iron Maiden( when it still was in-game)
I was actually sad when they took out Iron Maiden. I realize it must've been a huge relief to HC players, but I liked how part of the challenge was to be extra careful in the Chaos Sanctuary when melee attacking anything.
At least they weren't too bad with a Necro though. With the necro, stygian midgets took the cake. I had a personal rule. If you're going through 3 consecutive rooms in the Durance, with no contact with a monster, it means you should be dying from about 20 Stygians in about.....oh....
NOW!!
lol
Ya know....with the success of that poll, I think I might dream up a few more comedy polls once this one has run it's course.
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Actually as hc player I too was sad they took out Iron Maiden. I mean, only certain of those knights cast it (I wanna say it was the ones with a purple orb in their hand? Can't remember)
I think... Oblivion Knights? Not sure, but that kinda rings bells with me.
Those stygian-doll shamans, as Irrational said, were such an annoyance. If your character had little to no fire resistance, you were just done.
Those big monsters in the throne room (Act V) were a bitch too if you ran out of potions. Of course, I was on Nightmare and only had so much time to refill my belt, so I was pretty screwed when I finished off the wave before that.
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
If you're careful enough, it's seriously hard to die when you're a Bone Necromancer. Bone Prison all the bitches, and Spear/Spirit the fuck out of them.
This is, as the title says, The Most Likely Causes of Death in Diablo 2
1. Sneezing fit
2. Two year old
3. Running out of Town Portals, and having to pee
4. Phone
5. The "W" Key
6. Hitting the number "1" for a potion for a 5th time
7. "Oh #@*%! I guess I did need resist poison after all"
8. F'n Lister!!1!!11!
9. Undead Stygian Dolls (The little buggers come outta nowhere)
Least Likely cause of death in Diablo 2?
Diablo.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Fucking hell, eh? I thought it was just me..2 seconds between them and my Necro went kaput..Them and the lightning shooting things in Act 4. Don't you carry full Rejuv. potions with you, or you do, but they still kill you really fast?
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
add me if you want to^^
Europe non ladder and ladder player
I'm gonna put my highrune in your socket
flyarion, flyarion_third, flyarion_fourth, flyarion_fifth
But I still voted for the stygian dolls. Really, anything based off the fetish model is really f'ing annoying, whether its those packs of blow dart using jerks, the shamans, or the stygian dolls.
the trav guys can give me a tough time in hell too
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Alhough stygian dolls/gloams/vipers in act V are probably nastier.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I forgot about those little bastards.....
At least they weren't too bad with a Necro though. With the necro, stygian midgets took the cake. I had a personal rule. If you're going through 3 consecutive rooms in the Durance, with no contact with a monster, it means you should be dying from about 20 Stygians in about.....oh....
NOW!!
lol
Ya know....with the success of that poll, I think I might dream up a few more comedy polls once this one has run it's course.
I think... Oblivion Knights? Not sure, but that kinda rings bells with me.
Those stygian-doll shamans, as Irrational said, were such an annoyance. If your character had little to no fire resistance, you were just done.
Those big monsters in the throne room (Act V) were a bitch too if you ran out of potions. Of course, I was on Nightmare and only had so much time to refill my belt, so I was pretty screwed when I finished off the wave before that.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."