Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For me I have had Lasik surgery a must for me to avoid dry eyes and problems is Gunners Gaming Glasses. Got to think about your vision, headaches from staring at the screen for hours causes you to play less time. I have done the marathon gaming sessions from WOW and generally people stop playing due to eye fatigue, not bad diet.
Vitamin B ( B12 mainly) helps you keep awake and feeling good. It does what the energy drink does without the harm that can be caused with taking more then 1.
Throw lots of beefy jerky in a bowl, along with some ice cream tacos, sliced apples and peanut butter. Pour some Gatorade on there, now toss around with hands. Sprinkle with cocaine and we are good to go.
Vitamin B ( B12 mainly) helps you keep awake and feeling good. It does what the energy drink does without the harm that can be caused with taking more then 1.
Thanks for this. I've been eating cashews like crazy these past few months (packed with antioxidants, and one handful of cashews has the same calming effect of one Prozac), but never looked into Vitamin B.
Thanks for this. I've been eating cashews like crazy these past few months (packed with antioxidants, and one handful of cashews has the same calming effect of one Prozac), but never looked into Vitamin B.
Fun fact. Cashews uncooked contain cyanide. Its the cooking process removes the cyanide, thats why there so expensive.
Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
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At the End of Days, Wisdom shall be lost, as Justice falls upon the world of men.
Valor shall turn to Wrath, and all Hope will be swallowed by Despair.
Death, at last, shall spread its wings over all- as fate lies shattered forever.
Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
Im just gonna put tubs of icecream in the microwave and then drink them.
Careful with the Sugar-free gum. A lot of them are sweetened with Sorbitol. Sorbitol is used in hospitals as a laxative. Too much of these gums could seriously hinder your gaming session.
Some have switched to xylitol as a sweetener, but you should still check the label. Xylitol is also a sugar-alcohol and has a laxative effect about 1/10th the strength of Sorbitol.
Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
Im just gonna put tubs of icecream in the microwave and then drink them.
Haha, I feel in this case a curly straw is all but required.
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At the End of Days, Wisdom shall be lost, as Justice falls upon the world of men.
Valor shall turn to Wrath, and all Hope will be swallowed by Despair.
Death, at last, shall spread its wings over all- as fate lies shattered forever.
Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
You're right. I should stop talking about myself and how my lifestyle is better by comparison. How negatively selfish of me.
Oh wait... I'm not.
I'm not calling you stupid for liking pizza rolls. I like pizza rolls, too. But to advocate going on an eating binge, eating mega amounts of sugar, sodium, and everything else wrong with today's toxic junk food is flat out stupid.
You are not one of "the rational thinking members involved in this thread" if you condone this. In fact, you are irrational.
This way of thinking about eating is a detriment to humankind.
Nothing gets you better prepared than some S.O.Bs (Strips of Bacon)
to face the unholy abominations of hell.
I welcome all you brave heroes into my Den of Bacon,
to celebrate our last epic meal before we unleash carnage to all demons and minions of Diablo once again.
So, my brethren and sistren, let us enjoy our last feast together, for this is a joyous occasion that we shall never forget!
I will be going on a cooking craze the few days before to have plenty of left overs to heat up. Gumbo, Fried Rice (actually very healthy made at home correctly), Baked breaded garlic chicken, Ribeyes on the grill, potatoes, got pizza dough made and in the freezer already, stuff like that (I love to cook, all homemade too, no boxed stuff!). Oh, and lots of beer, whisky and coke with the water bottles handy! Makes for some awesome gaming sessions!!! Only have the weekend though, as I have a full time job and vacations already spoken for.
Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
You're right. I should stop talking about myself and how my lifestyle is better by comparison. How negatively selfish of me.
Oh wait... I'm not.
I'm not calling you stupid for liking pizza rolls. I like pizza rolls, too. But to advocate going on an eating binge, eating mega amounts of sugar, sodium, and everything else wrong with today's toxic junk food is flat out stupid.
You are not one of "the rational thinking members involved in this thread" if you condone this. In fact, you are irrational.
This way of thinking about eating is a detriment to humankind.
Edit: this is for you, Monolith:
Here's the deal, no one is saying "ZOMG IZ GONA SHTUFF MA FACE TILL I CANTS BREAVE!!!", like you assume we will lol.
Believe me I get your point, but calling people out for HOW MANY pizza rolls they eat as opposed to eating them at all, is just as arrogant. Again this is not the place to be debating the health of the stereotypical gamer. You need to realize that this stereotypical person you are accusing some of us as being, will do what we want regardless of your diatribes on healthy eating.
Also, while I may dissagree with you vehemently, that pic made lol.
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At the End of Days, Wisdom shall be lost, as Justice falls upon the world of men.
Valor shall turn to Wrath, and all Hope will be swallowed by Despair.
Death, at last, shall spread its wings over all- as fate lies shattered forever.
Who knew there would be such a greater evil than Diablo, Azmodon, or Belial themselves: Malnutrition.
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
fantastic summary
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"If you don't have a TV, then what is all your furniture pointed at?"
You're right. I should stop talking about myself and how my lifestyle is better by comparison. How negatively selfish of me.
Oh wait... I'm not.
I'm not calling you stupid for liking pizza rolls. I like pizza rolls, too. But to advocate going on an eating binge, eating mega amounts of sugar, sodium, and everything else wrong with today's toxic junk food is flat out stupid.
You are not one of "the rational thinking members involved in this thread" if you condone this. In fact, you are irrational.
This way of thinking about eating is a detriment to humankind.
Edit: this is for you, Monolith:
Here's the deal, no one is saying "ZOMG IZ GONA SHTUFF MA FACE TILL I CANTS BREAVE!!!", like you assume we will lol.
Believe me I get your point, but calling people out for HOW MANY pizza rolls they eat as opposed to eating them at all, is just as arrogant. Again this is not the place to be debating the health of the stereotypical gamer. You need to realize that this stereotypical person you are accusing some of us as being, will do what we want regardless of your diatribes on healthy eating.
Also, while I may dissagree with you vehemently, that pic made lol.
I agree; I don't believe you guys are going to smash down the garbage all at once (though it will be in one sitting, har har).
Quantity isn't necessarily the concern, though it's alarming that a few of you think you're going to survive on a few cases of Monster without messing yourselves up.
I'm merely commenting on the fact that what you've listed as what you'll be eating during the first few days of playing D3 is equivalent to eating a bunch of mild poisons.
You've made my point in your second to last sentence, and you're absolutely right about that. Though something can be terribly detrimental for someone, for some reason people think it's socially acceptable, even desirable, to be ignorant and destroy themselves because it has become popular and/or they've bought into such gimmicky marketing (I'm mostly talking about Monsters, though it can apply to a wide range of junk food).
It's totally your right to poison yourself with large amounts of junk food for several days. I just don't understand why people do it [though I understand peer pressure and group dependency (sociology), immaturity and learned helplessness (psychology), and nihilistic epistemologies (philosophy)].
I welcome all you brave heroes into my Den of Bacon,
to celebrate our last epic meal before having a heart attack and dying because it's somehow cool to.
Fixed it for you, you big ol' chunk of grease, you.
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???
Also, see:
http://www.diablofans.com/topic/33642-go-to-diablo-3-snacks/
there was another thread as well awhile back.. there was some kinda of enegry snack or something they posted... I wanted to try some =(
EDIT: Nvm thats the one, found em!
Way to play into the stupid, malnourished stereotype of gamers.
I'm actually really surprised to see others that object to this kind of pathetic lifestyle. There may be hope for mankind after all.
Belial hasn't tricked us all into killing ourselves yet!
Edit: By the way, it's slightly ironic that players will be slaying monsters in the game... while chugging Monsters.
Thanks for this. I've been eating cashews like crazy these past few months (packed with antioxidants, and one handful of cashews has the same calming effect of one Prozac), but never looked into Vitamin B.
All about B12: http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=nutrient&dbid=107
For the love of god (or perhaps the Five Archangels) get off your damn high horse..........
This is a light hearted discussion, not a debate over the health of the average gamer....
And calling those of us stupid for liking pizza rolls is just absurd. On behalf of the rational thinking members involved in this thread, I invite you to pick up your over inflated ego and exit to the right.
Valor shall turn to Wrath, and all Hope will be swallowed by Despair.
Death, at last, shall spread its wings over all- as fate lies shattered forever.
Im just gonna put tubs of icecream in the microwave and then drink them.
Careful with the Sugar-free gum. A lot of them are sweetened with Sorbitol. Sorbitol is used in hospitals as a laxative. Too much of these gums could seriously hinder your gaming session.
Some have switched to xylitol as a sweetener, but you should still check the label. Xylitol is also a sugar-alcohol and has a laxative effect about 1/10th the strength of Sorbitol.
http://consumerist.com/2008/01/dont-chew-15-sticks-of-sorbitol-sweetened-gum-per-day.html
Haha, I feel in this case a curly straw is all but required.
Valor shall turn to Wrath, and all Hope will be swallowed by Despair.
Death, at last, shall spread its wings over all- as fate lies shattered forever.
You're right. I should stop talking about myself and how my lifestyle is better by comparison. How negatively selfish of me.
Oh wait... I'm not.
I'm not calling you stupid for liking pizza rolls. I like pizza rolls, too. But to advocate going on an eating binge, eating mega amounts of sugar, sodium, and everything else wrong with today's toxic junk food is flat out stupid.
You are not one of "the rational thinking members involved in this thread" if you condone this. In fact, you are irrational.
This way of thinking about eating is a detriment to humankind.
Edit: this is for you, Monolith:
Nothing gets you better prepared than some S.O.Bs (Strips of Bacon)
to face the unholy abominations of hell.
I welcome all you brave heroes into my Den of Bacon,
to celebrate our last epic meal before we unleash carnage to all demons and minions of Diablo once again.
So, my brethren and sistren, let us enjoy our last feast together, for this is a joyous occasion that we shall never forget!
Here's the deal, no one is saying "ZOMG IZ GONA SHTUFF MA FACE TILL I CANTS BREAVE!!!", like you assume we will lol.
Believe me I get your point, but calling people out for HOW MANY pizza rolls they eat as opposed to eating them at all, is just as arrogant. Again this is not the place to be debating the health of the stereotypical gamer. You need to realize that this stereotypical person you are accusing some of us as being, will do what we want regardless of your diatribes on healthy eating.
Also, while I may dissagree with you vehemently, that pic made lol.
Valor shall turn to Wrath, and all Hope will be swallowed by Despair.
Death, at last, shall spread its wings over all- as fate lies shattered forever.
fantastic summary
I agree; I don't believe you guys are going to smash down the garbage all at once (though it will be in one sitting, har har).
Quantity isn't necessarily the concern, though it's alarming that a few of you think you're going to survive on a few cases of Monster without messing yourselves up.
I'm merely commenting on the fact that what you've listed as what you'll be eating during the first few days of playing D3 is equivalent to eating a bunch of mild poisons.
You've made my point in your second to last sentence, and you're absolutely right about that. Though something can be terribly detrimental for someone, for some reason people think it's socially acceptable, even desirable, to be ignorant and destroy themselves because it has become popular and/or they've bought into such gimmicky marketing (I'm mostly talking about Monsters, though it can apply to a wide range of junk food).
It's totally your right to poison yourself with large amounts of junk food for several days. I just don't understand why people do it [though I understand peer pressure and group dependency (sociology), immaturity and learned helplessness (psychology), and nihilistic epistemologies (philosophy)].
In short: Why don't you care about yourself?
Fixed it for you, you big ol' chunk of grease, you.