So this Susan actor lady pointed out that the Pope is a Nazi, and all these jews and catholics got pissed.
I compared it to pointing out my father is bald and all the bald people getting pissed.
My father laughed.
I feel that the Human race should be eradicated soon. (Not because of people like my father, but rather because of people like the anti-defamation league (Don't talk shit about Jews! It's okay to talk shit about gays, blacks, atheists, women, and anybody else that suffered in the Holocaust, just not jews) and the entire Catholic religion... Especially the Vatican.)
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
O man...That was good. Dude threw it dooowwnnnn. Get funky cuz lifes ok as long as you got PB&JELLLAY.
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LOL...I've secretly wanted that thread back for some time. You were just a casualty of war it seems.
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Ya man. It's time to kick start the after party! We have lost a few oldies but we got a few good new guys around here too. Me gusta.
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-Winged
Presenting at a conference tomorrow for the first time. Hoping to achieve fame and glory. My topic is 'Fitness and body composition: which factors influence heart morphology?'
Presenting at a conference tomorrow for the first time. Hoping to achieve fame and glory. My topic is 'Fitness and body composition: which factors influence heart morphology?'
Just go up there and give This Speech, you can't go wrong.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
good luck. i know its terribly scary up there when you talk.
I've actually never had a fear of public speaking. Even when doing a chem presentation in front of hundreds of my peers in an auditorium. I don't know why, but it doesn't bother me in the least.
However, the greatest fear I think I've ever experienced was hovering over a half pipe trying to syke myself up to drop in. It was horrible how long I stood there.
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good luck. i know its terribly scary up there when you talk.
LOL@people who get nervous when they have to speak publicly or in front of a class or whatever. I have this technique where I just remind myself "I'm smarter, better looking, more charismatic, more interesting, and have better abs than anyone in this room, so they should feel awkward that such a God is addressing their feeble minds, and not the other way around, no way no how", and it always seems to work like a charm.
Wait really? You've only made 1 non off topic post? lol.
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among peers, its not too bad. among leading experts that will burn you afterwards because thats what they like to do and need to do, its pretty intimidating.
but its all fun and games afterwards.
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"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
among peers, its not too bad. among leading experts that will burn you afterwards because thats what they like to do and need to do, its pretty intimidating.
but its all fun and games afterwards.
I had an oral exam with the head of Microbiology and attending infectious diseases physician last semester. I came 15 minutes late because I fell asleep in the conference room studying, I was half asleep during the exam, I answered most of the questions correctly (and his oral exams are infamous for being impossible, fucked up, and he's known for being downright scary, intimidating, and rude), then I just left.
It's all in how you view yourself, no matter who you're standing in front. Everyone told me that he's a stone cold intimidator who has never smiled. First day of my rotation I went into his office, and I'm like "Hey doctor..you're the one who is as famous as Rihanna amongst the students of our major, right?!"..he laughed, told me I was a cunt (or something equivalent but not vulgar and rude), and I say goodbye. Next time I met him, he said hello, I went into his office, and he's like "How are you? I hope you're studying, and I hope your studying is not as shit as your personality". I laughed and I left. It's a love-hate relationship, and I just don't care anymore, what with him set to give me two more oral exams before I graduate.
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I just remind myself "I'm smarter, better looking, more charismatic, more interesting, and have better abs than anyone in this room, so they should feel awkward that such a God is addressing their feeble minds, and not the other way around, no way no how", and it always seems to work like a charm.
And then you woke up. The end.
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I compared it to pointing out my father is bald and all the bald people getting pissed.
My father laughed.
I feel that the Human race should be eradicated soon. (Not because of people like my father, but rather because of people like the anti-defamation league (Don't talk shit about Jews! It's okay to talk shit about gays, blacks, atheists, women, and anybody else that suffered in the Holocaust, just not jews) and the entire Catholic religion... Especially the Vatican.)
We were discussing things you can be paid to do while in grad school or to pay for it. So no, that doesn't count.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbs9VANrosw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv5Flp0DCA
I've never seen such a hate-fuck of talent minced with latent agression. That was halarious.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Now I know how the Rick Roll guy felt, like he probably worked so hard on his other albums and songs but he is forever known as the Rick Roll guy.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
But on a serious note it's good to see the community is still alive and well, and that most of my old friends are still here!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
I've actually never had a fear of public speaking. Even when doing a chem presentation in front of hundreds of my peers in an auditorium. I don't know why, but it doesn't bother me in the least.
However, the greatest fear I think I've ever experienced was hovering over a half pipe trying to syke myself up to drop in. It was horrible how long I stood there.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
LOL@people who get nervous when they have to speak publicly or in front of a class or whatever. I have this technique where I just remind myself "I'm smarter, better looking, more charismatic, more interesting, and have better abs than anyone in this room, so they should feel awkward that such a God is addressing their feeble minds, and not the other way around, no way no how", and it always seems to work like a charm.
Wait really? You've only made 1 non off topic post? lol.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
but its all fun and games afterwards.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Yeah, I don't really give a shit anymore about any other boards because I don't want to know more about the game that I'm going to buy.
It doesn't take me long to stop caring, by the way, just in case you were wondering.
I had an oral exam with the head of Microbiology and attending infectious diseases physician last semester. I came 15 minutes late because I fell asleep in the conference room studying, I was half asleep during the exam, I answered most of the questions correctly (and his oral exams are infamous for being impossible, fucked up, and he's known for being downright scary, intimidating, and rude), then I just left.
It's all in how you view yourself, no matter who you're standing in front. Everyone told me that he's a stone cold intimidator who has never smiled. First day of my rotation I went into his office, and I'm like "Hey doctor..you're the one who is as famous as Rihanna amongst the students of our major, right?!"..he laughed, told me I was a cunt (or something equivalent but not vulgar and rude), and I say goodbye. Next time I met him, he said hello, I went into his office, and he's like "How are you? I hope you're studying, and I hope your studying is not as shit as your personality". I laughed and I left. It's a love-hate relationship, and I just don't care anymore, what with him set to give me two more oral exams before I graduate.
tl;dr version: I'm awesome.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
And then you woke up. The end.