1. Go out for football Az. Definitely football.
2. Make sure you grow the beard for it too lol.
3. Whenever I make it back up to seattle we'll go skate and bomb some sets!
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
'Ey!! What about me damn it. I posted something and not only do I not get a response but I'm completely ignored!! I might as well stop showing up if that's the case.
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
Noooeeszzzz! I appreciate you toooo Venom. I just didn't understand your post lol.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
1. Gather soup in spoon. Be sure to use a spoon that is aptly sized as to prevent a bad filling/broth ratio (a preferred ratio is 1 part filling to 2 part broth).
2. Elevate spoon.
3. Eat soup. This part can be extremely troublesome considering the fact that any food can become entrapped in facial hair. The best way to go about this is to just take the food off the spoon with your lips, sometimes licking the bottom of the spoon to prevent broth from raining onto your perfect beard.
When eating a burger:
1. Obtain a good hold on the burger.
2. Elevate burger.
3. Bite into burger. DO NOT LET THE BURGER TOUCH THE SIDES OF YOUR MOUTH. Keep this shit simple, don't be a dumbass.
When eating foods with a fork:
1. Stab food with fork / gather food on top of prongs.
2. Elevate fork, making sure not to provoke spillage if choosing option 2.
3. Eat the food. The best way to go about this is to just open your mouth, almost bite the fork before the part where the prongs begin, and slide the fork out of your mouth, collecting the food in your mouth. If you are eating some shit like mashed potatoes, just use your lips instead of your teeth, but go all the way this time.
Like a boss.
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
2. Make sure you grow the beard for it too lol.
3. Whenever I make it back up to seattle we'll go skate and bomb some sets!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
'Ey!! What about me damn it. I posted something and not only do I not get a response but I'm completely ignored!! I might as well stop showing up if that's the case.
Noooeeszzzz! I appreciate you toooo Venom. I just didn't understand your post lol.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I'll leave football alone out of respect for the people present here.
*waves at the URT*
Neil Fallon is taken aback by your statement.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
beards = Chuck Norris
Equinox = hating Chuck Norris
The Rise of the Green Left: A Global Introduction to Ecosocialism
And Sons of Anarchy is an amazing show. If you want a good watch, pick this series up from the beginning.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Move up to Canada and fuck bears with me, it's a fun time.
More of a caribou guy myself, but I guess it'd be cool.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
General Burnside, Union general during the American Civil War.
Edit: Sideburns that connect to the mustache?
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
1. Gather soup in spoon. Be sure to use a spoon that is aptly sized as to prevent a bad filling/broth ratio (a preferred ratio is 1 part filling to 2 part broth).
2. Elevate spoon.
3. Eat soup. This part can be extremely troublesome considering the fact that any food can become entrapped in facial hair. The best way to go about this is to just take the food off the spoon with your lips, sometimes licking the bottom of the spoon to prevent broth from raining onto your perfect beard.
When eating a burger:
1. Obtain a good hold on the burger.
2. Elevate burger.
3. Bite into burger. DO NOT LET THE BURGER TOUCH THE SIDES OF YOUR MOUTH. Keep this shit simple, don't be a dumbass.
When eating foods with a fork:
1. Stab food with fork / gather food on top of prongs.
2. Elevate fork, making sure not to provoke spillage if choosing option 2.
3. Eat the food. The best way to go about this is to just open your mouth, almost bite the fork before the part where the prongs begin, and slide the fork out of your mouth, collecting the food in your mouth. If you are eating some shit like mashed potatoes, just use your lips instead of your teeth, but go all the way this time.
Like a boss.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
That's when the apostrophe comes in.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Warning: Penis-like content.
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I bet you're reading the article now.
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Like, I would never want to see that shit IRL.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence