I had a close relative of mine one year two days before Christmas. That might have been my worse Christmas. Each year Christmas just gets more depressing.
Carlo stop kidding around. Seriosly. Stop being so obnoxious. There is nothing speacial about that piece of anatomy. You did not achieve it. You were born with it.
My worst present... well, I stopped getting any presents for Christmas alltogether from age 15, does that count? If I just look at all the presents... Seriously, I don't know, I usually was happy with all of them...
P.S.: for all the panzies around here, the first paragraph was joke/sarcasm. >>
Oh but yet what you don't realize equinox he did acheive it. You acheive being born. You acheive breathing. You acheive as the "winning" sperm to the egg. Slow pokes the losers never had a chance at becoming born. Were all winners in reality. Everybody on this forum is a winner. Every single person is a winner is an acheiver. And that includes carlo.
Think about it.
Edit: The worse christmas present I ever had? For someone to tell another human being there not a winner, there not an achiever. THey didn't acheive what they have.
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Socks are awesome, you can never have enough socks. Especially if you get the same kind everytime, because you can match them with the odd ones left from last year.
You know what the most degrading present you can get is?
A Target gift voucher for $20.
It says "Hmmm.....I can't be bothered finding something he will like......but I don't want to give him money............and I don't want to go spending heaps of money on him.......I know! I'll give him a voucher! Hmmmm........what kind of shop would he want to spend his voucher in?..........I know! He needs some clothes.......he has been kinda raggedy lately.......but if I buy him clothes he might think that I reckon he is scruffy...........I KNOW!!!! I'LL GET HIM A TARGET GIFT VOUCHER!!!!!! AND I'LL PUT IT IN A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!"
(Christmas Day)
*opens envelope*
Awwww.....there are kittens on the cover.........(stupid bitch.....I'm allergic to cats.....)
*opens card*
*voucher slips out*
"To: (Hand written) Charlie
Have a Merry Christmas and best wishes in the New Year
From: (Hand written) Grandma"
Awww.....thankyou Grandma. You didn't have to.....you are soooooooo thoughtful
Just what happened to this relative?
Oh but yet what you don't realize equinox he did acheive it. You acheive being born. You acheive breathing. You acheive as the "winning" sperm to the egg. Slow pokes the losers never had a chance at becoming born. Were all winners in reality. Everybody on this forum is a winner. Every single person is a winner is an acheiver. And that includes carlo.
Think about it.
Edit: The worse christmas present I ever had? For someone to tell another human being there not a winner, there not an achiever. THey didn't acheive what they have.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
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''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
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You know what the most degrading present you can get is?
A Target gift voucher for $20.
It says "Hmmm.....I can't be bothered finding something he will like......but I don't want to give him money............and I don't want to go spending heaps of money on him.......I know! I'll give him a voucher! Hmmmm........what kind of shop would he want to spend his voucher in?..........I know! He needs some clothes.......he has been kinda raggedy lately.......but if I buy him clothes he might think that I reckon he is scruffy...........I KNOW!!!! I'LL GET HIM A TARGET GIFT VOUCHER!!!!!! AND I'LL PUT IT IN A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!"
(Christmas Day)
*opens envelope*
Awwww.....there are kittens on the cover.........(stupid bitch.....I'm allergic to cats.....)
*opens card*
*voucher slips out*
"To: (Hand written) Charlie
Have a Merry Christmas and best wishes in the New Year
From: (Hand written) Grandma"
Awww.....thankyou Grandma. You didn't have to.....you are soooooooo thoughtful
*hug* *kiss* *pocket voucher* *ditch card*
The End.
Remember It's better to give then receive.
Sorry off topic.....but it had to be said......