Whether it be a drunken friend, ex-girlfriend, some time constraint, poor location, or the evil, dreaded mother hen, this is an epidemic that affects most men. The first step to recovery is to share; so please, my fellow men, let us share our most hurtful, frustrating, and hilarious cock-blocks together.
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You're saying it as if it's something wrong with a man, and also that it only affects men. I think it's also a bit mistaken to assume most people here even know what that term means.
cock-block:
1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
If women want to share their experiences of being cock-blocked (even if they don't have cocks), then go ahead.
To share one of my own, a couple months ago when at university, these two really hot cousins came up to visit. They were a year younger and still in high school, and came to visit their (unattractive) friend who happened to live on my floor. After talking to them a bit I could tell they were both interested in me and they ditched their friend. We went to a couple parties but neither one of them would leave me, or each other. Both were sending me those seductive signals but I couldn't make a move because the other cousin was always right there.
Anyways, the night ended with all three of us lying in my bed and they were all snuggled up to me but I couldn't do anything. The cousins cock-blocked me from each other and then they left for home the next day
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Thanks for telling us, now that we're all well informed of that, we can all avoid you for the rest of our lives. Then if need be, we can commit suicide, if by the act of some unknown evil force we come into contact with you and your supposed 'hard cock'.
Thanks for telling us, now that we're all well informed of that, we can all avoid you for the rest of our lives. Then if need be, we can commit suicide, if by the act of some unknown evil force we come into contact with you and your supposed 'hard cock'.
wow that was a hostile comment
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chaos, destruction, disorder........... my work here is done.:cool:
Last night I was at a club and was making out with some random girl when my ex-girlfriend decided to come up. We were all drunk and she came up to me smiling and excitedly said "Oh yay! Good job! High five!" right to both me and this girl. It was pretty embarrassing although not a complete cock-block because I continued to hook up with the girl and got her number.
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Anyways, the night ended with all three of us lying in my bed and they were all snuggled up to me but I couldn't do anything. The cousins cock-blocked me from each other and then they left for home the next day
Cock-block. Funny:D
They'll probably call you up during the next few months. You did take their number, right?!
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considering sex is a thing to be with a woman and man which has a cock, why would a woman need one to say it was a block? (unless she was lesbian of course)
I still don't understand what it means? Asfar as i understand i never ever been cock-blocked, or atleast i never allowed myself to get cock-blocked (cause thats how it works, right? As in, it is you yourself thats the cause of your own cock-blockage)
Ok I'll try to explain it to you.
Say you’re out at a party with you and your buddies. You see a good looking girl in the corner looking at you. Naturally you stroll over to her, but one of your buddies (who may have had a little too much to drink) is tagging along behind you just so he doesn’t get lost in the crowed. You start talking to this lovely girl and things are going great. You like her, she likes you, and you are about to find out if she likes premarital sex. Just then your buddy who has been next to you the entire time throws up on her, or says something embarrassing about you, or any number of things that is going to affect your chance of having sex. That is cock-block
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"The most tragic thing about religion is that evangelical people who have such a degree of blind faith, who do and believe terrible things because they are sold as the will of God. Unfortunately this is almost half of America and leads to such things as electing George Bush, twice..."
"The most tragic thing about religion is that evangelical people who have such a degree of blind faith, who do and believe terrible things because they are sold as the will of God. Unfortunately this is almost half of America and leads to such things as electing George Bush, twice..."
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1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
If women want to share their experiences of being cock-blocked (even if they don't have cocks), then go ahead.
To share one of my own, a couple months ago when at university, these two really hot cousins came up to visit. They were a year younger and still in high school, and came to visit their (unattractive) friend who happened to live on my floor. After talking to them a bit I could tell they were both interested in me and they ditched their friend. We went to a couple parties but neither one of them would leave me, or each other. Both were sending me those seductive signals but I couldn't make a move because the other cousin was always right there.
Anyways, the night ended with all three of us lying in my bed and they were all snuggled up to me but I couldn't do anything. The cousins cock-blocked me from each other and then they left for home the next day
wow that was a hostile comment
Last night I was at a club and was making out with some random girl when my ex-girlfriend decided to come up. We were all drunk and she came up to me smiling and excitedly said "Oh yay! Good job! High five!" right to both me and this girl. It was pretty embarrassing although not a complete cock-block because I continued to hook up with the girl and got her number.
Living your lifestyle, and you dare to whine about something like this?
I don't really understand your servants of nature comment... Some things are just uncontrollable, ie: the cock-block.
And I'm not whining, I just find hearing stories about funny shut-downs to be really entertaining.
Cock-block. Funny:D
They'll probably call you up during the next few months. You did take their number, right?!
Nah man, no point. They live in a different city and didn't even go to the university.
-Obalobex
Ok I'll try to explain it to you.
Say you’re out at a party with you and your buddies. You see a good looking girl in the corner looking at you. Naturally you stroll over to her, but one of your buddies (who may have had a little too much to drink) is tagging along behind you just so he doesn’t get lost in the crowed. You start talking to this lovely girl and things are going great. You like her, she likes you, and you are about to find out if she likes premarital sex. Just then your buddy who has been next to you the entire time throws up on her, or says something embarrassing about you, or any number of things that is going to affect your chance of having sex. That is cock-block
-Obalobex
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