*Throws brick made of Surprise into Airandius' face.*
Is that enough surprise for ya, you old dog? Anyway, a lot has changed since you've left. Have a look around and discover for yourself what's new or as Cain puts it, "Stay awhile and listen."
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
Back then there were silly people posting silly theories in the D3 section or they were asking questions that were asked a billion times already. Ah good times.
In the midst of the many sudden move and particularly splendid rendition of Macarena:
*pulls closer to the bar counter, creeps up and quickly snatches a quarter-full bottle of rum*
*Was distracted by a body full of flailing limbs that still somehow performed the macarena dance.*
Jesus Christ, you two, especially you Airandius. You scared the cockroach back into the empty hole in the wall that used to belong to Seth the Werehamster. I've been trying for weeks now to get the fucker outta there so we can put it up for rent.
*Puts down crowbar, mumbling incoherent nonsense about some damn cockroach motherfucker...*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Looks at Nektu.*
"What the hell's wrong with you. Hurl his ass back across the room, don't yell at him and offer an ale too."
*Mumbles more nonsense about people not having sense these days.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Lifts draconic snout into the air and sniffs. Stops suddenly and gazes at Nektu with one eye.*
"Wait a second, do vampires even have a smell? And what kind of bloodsucker are we talking about anyway? Them sparkly, vegan pussies or the badass ones that will make the countess look innocent?"
*Catches a scent.*
"And why do I smell anger, sweat, and shame?"
"While I'm asking questions, do you have any Woodchuck Ciders?"
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
They changed to IP.Board that's why it was different even before this new design.
Is that enough surprise for ya, you old dog? Anyway, a lot has changed since you've left. Have a look around and discover for yourself what's new or as Cain puts it, "Stay awhile and listen."
Guess this place needs a new bartender. Alright, who's drinking and who's paying?
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Oh that's still going on, obviously : )
*Grabs crowbar.*
Nobody make any sudden moves.
*pulls closer to the bar counter, creeps up and quickly snatches a quarter-full bottle of rum*
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Jesus Christ, you two, especially you Airandius. You scared the cockroach back into the empty hole in the wall that used to belong to Seth the Werehamster. I've been trying for weeks now to get the fucker outta there so we can put it up for rent.
*Puts down crowbar, mumbling incoherent nonsense about some damn cockroach motherfucker...*
They can deal with it themselves.
*goes back behind bar and down the trap door to the cellar to "move things" around
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WTF are you doing behind my bar? Go have a seat and I'll get you an ale.
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"What the hell's wrong with you. Hurl his ass back across the room, don't yell at him and offer an ale too."
*Mumbles more nonsense about people not having sense these days.*
I'm having an off day.
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Venom, do you smell a Vampire?
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"Wait a second, do vampires even have a smell? And what kind of bloodsucker are we talking about anyway? Them sparkly, vegan pussies or the badass ones that will make the countess look innocent?"
*Catches a scent.*
"And why do I smell anger, sweat, and shame?"
"While I'm asking questions, do you have any Woodchuck Ciders?"
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