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Quote from Airandius

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I was still used to the pre-curse layout.
The other one before this one was already new enough.

They changed to IP.Board that's why it was different even before this new design.

*Throws brick made of Surprise into Airandius' face.*

Is that enough surprise for ya, you old dog? Anyway, a lot has changed since you've left. Have a look around and discover for yourself what's new or as Cain puts it, "Stay awhile and listen."

*walks in, goes behind bar, pours a scotch and drinks it.

Guess this place needs a new bartender. Alright, who's drinking and who's paying?

*tries to pull the same move as Nektu and moves closer to the bar desk to fetch something to drink*

Quote from Airandius

Back then there were silly people posting silly theories in the D3 section or they were asking questions that were asked a billion times already. Ah good times.

Oh that's still going on, obviously : )

*slowly moves out of a dark shadow and creeps toward the bar*

Shit, it's back!

*Grabs crowbar.*

Nobody make any sudden moves.

*freezes in his tracks at the site of Lt. Venom with a crowbar*

*Applauds Airandius' brilliant rendition of the Macarena*

In the midst of the many sudden move and particularly splendid rendition of Macarena:
*pulls closer to the bar counter, creeps up and quickly snatches a quarter-full bottle of rum*

*looks at Verity grab the rum. Places a glass in front of him. Turns around and starts cleaning the dust from the other bottles.

*Was distracted by a body full of flailing limbs that still somehow performed the macarena dance.*

Jesus Christ, you two, especially you Airandius. You scared the cockroach back into the empty hole in the wall that used to belong to Seth the Werehamster. I've been trying for weeks now to get the fucker outta there so we can put it up for rent.

*Puts down crowbar, mumbling incoherent nonsense about some damn cockroach motherfucker...*

*walks over, slaps a For Rent sign above the hole which also reads "roomate included"

They can deal with it themselves.

*goes back behind bar and down the trap door to the cellar to "move things" around

*leans on the cellar door.

*appears behind FatManza

WTF are you doing behind my bar? Go have a seat and I'll get you an ale.

*Looks at Nektu.*
"What the hell's wrong with you. Hurl his ass back across the room, don't yell at him and offer an ale too."
*Mumbles more nonsense about people not having sense these days.*

*looks at Venom

I'm having an off day.

"Bah."

*closes eys

Venom, do you smell a Vampire?

*Lifts draconic snout into the air and sniffs. Stops suddenly and gazes at Nektu with one eye.*
"Wait a second, do vampires even have a smell? And what kind of bloodsucker are we talking about anyway? Them sparkly, vegan pussies or the badass ones that will make the countess look innocent?"
*Catches a scent.*
"And why do I smell anger, sweat, and shame?"

"While I'm asking questions, do you have any Woodchuck Ciders?"

Woodchuck ciders? If have to check the stock in the basement. And I'm talking shape shifting blood sucker.