my most memorable moment was pwnig a WW Barb 10 lvls or so higher than I was.. I was playing a light sin. He leaps at me and when he lands I was already in burst of speed runing around to his flank and he starts his WW ... I had boots that gave bonus to energy and a bow with lightning damage full of perfect skulls. my Rogue had extra lightning damage also.
anyway I was running in circles and dropped lightning centries while my rogue popped him with arrows and I shot also.
to shorten the storey he was pissed that his life and mana drained quickly. Its been a few years ago so my memory is a little sketchy ... I wish I could remember every detail.
I never really have any funny or interesting game moments anymore. Though, I used to play with a couple of close friends about three years ago, and we'd have all sorts of fun in chat. One actually sent me a text file of all the funny screencaps he'd taken of our conversations, and I about died laughing. A couple of my favorites:
My friend, upon noticing his helmet needed repaired, made an assumption about what had happened to it:
Crombie_Morican: Someone hit me over the head!!
Temmer: <bonk>
Black-EyedKatie: <bonk!>
Crombie_Morican: That was a statement, not a request, dummy.
Temmer: Oh.
----------
My "hero":
Cyng_Darius: I'll--
*proceeds to get the shit beat out of him*
Cyng_Darius: save
Cyng_Darius was slain by Venom Lord
Cyng_Darius: You.
----------
And perfect timing:
Hunter_Breslin: haven't had that happen. *re-learns english*
Tyrar: If you hit the map edge, it means the server thinks you're
standing still.
Hunter_Breslin: *nod* Okay, not so fun in battle.
DevilsWind: i usually swing my weapon with shift when that happens
DevilsWind: and pray
Tyrar: Also probably the same reason why NPCs don't show up...
Hunter_Breslin: Lag's a bitch, and then you die.
Legendary_Sorc was slain by Carver
Tyrar: See?
Hunter_Breslin: What epic timing
Legendary_Sorc: speeking of lag
Guan-Su: lol
Guan-Su: u guys r funny =)
----------
There was also a discussion we'd had several times about the quests in Act III, about the merits of using a dead guy's body parts to enchant a flail. The sarcastic result became our Cain-mock for eternity.
"Ahh! You have found Khalim's Testicle! Only it has the balls to face Mephisto!"
A post i have written a few mins ago reminded me of this memory:
My elder brother got the unique two handed sword Shadowfang when he clicked on a corpse on the ground in Act III Normal difficulty. Does anyone know the odds of this happening in single player?
I was a noob back then and thought that this happens everytime on that level (like its in Baldur's Gate...) and realized the situation after a long time.
when I was droppig an picking up nigma real fast so nobody can pick it up and i just wanted to piss ppl off and then someone started doing it with a coh and he droped it, crashed and i picked it up and left xD
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Working with adobe and/or java is like pushing a paper clip against a building and expecting it to move...
I remember when SoJ's were RARE!!! and I farm doing NM meph runs since that was the thing to do back in the day and I managed to loot a Herald of the Zakarum shield.. went into trade chat and someone gave me 5 SoJ's for it - I was the funnest I have ever had ever, but to "twink" myself a bit.. oh and I got a Shako in an 8 player hell baal run once, it was cool since I beat 7 others to it.
I can see it now... the future...:
DUDE! I was doing azmodan runs and superawesomeitem dropped!
I never really have any funny or interesting game moments anymore. Though, I used to play with a couple of close friends about three years ago, and we'd have all sorts of fun in chat. One actually sent me a text file of all the funny screencaps he'd taken of our conversations, and I about died laughing. A couple of my favorites:
My friend, upon noticing his helmet needed repaired, made an assumption about what had happened to it:
Crombie_Morican: Someone hit me over the head!!
Temmer: <bonk>
Black-EyedKatie: <bonk!>
Crombie_Morican: That was a statement, not a request, dummy.
Temmer: Oh.
----------
My "hero":
Cyng_Darius: I'll--
*proceeds to get the shit beat out of him*
Cyng_Darius: save
Cyng_Darius was slain by Venom Lord
Cyng_Darius: You.
----------
And perfect timing:
Hunter_Breslin: haven't had that happen. *re-learns english*
Tyrar: If you hit the map edge, it means the server thinks you're
standing still.
Hunter_Breslin: *nod* Okay, not so fun in battle.
DevilsWind: i usually swing my weapon with shift when that happens
DevilsWind: and pray
Tyrar: Also probably the same reason why NPCs don't show up...
Hunter_Breslin: Lag's a bitch, and then you die.
Legendary_Sorc was slain by Carver
Tyrar: See?
Hunter_Breslin: What epic timing
Legendary_Sorc: speeking of lag
Guan-Su: lol
Guan-Su: u guys r funny =)
----------
There was also a discussion we'd had several times about the quests in Act III, about the merits of using a dead guy's body parts to enchant a flail. The sarcastic result became our Cain-mock for eternity.
"Ahh! You have found Khalim's Testicle! Only it has the balls to face Mephisto!"
Oh, memories.
Hahaha, thanks for the read
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
DUDE! I was doing azmodan runs and superawesomeitem dropped!
Haha, I can't wait
I never really have any funny or interesting game moments anymore. Though, I used to play with a couple of close friends about three years ago, and we'd have all sorts of fun in chat. One actually sent me a text file of all the funny screencaps he'd taken of our conversations, and I about died laughing. A couple of my favorites:
My friend, upon noticing his helmet needed repaired, made an assumption about what had happened to it:
Crombie_Morican: Someone hit me over the head!!
Temmer: <bonk>
Black-EyedKatie: <bonk!>
Crombie_Morican: That was a statement, not a request, dummy.
Temmer: Oh.
----------
My "hero":
Cyng_Darius: I'll--
*proceeds to get the shit beat out of him*
Cyng_Darius: save
Cyng_Darius was slain by Venom Lord
Cyng_Darius: You.
----------
And perfect timing:
Hunter_Breslin: haven't had that happen. *re-learns english*
Tyrar: If you hit the map edge, it means the server thinks you're
standing still.
Hunter_Breslin: *nod* Okay, not so fun in battle.
DevilsWind: i usually swing my weapon with shift when that happens
DevilsWind: and pray
Tyrar: Also probably the same reason why NPCs don't show up...
Hunter_Breslin: Lag's a bitch, and then you die.
Legendary_Sorc was slain by Carver
Tyrar: See?
Hunter_Breslin: What epic timing
Legendary_Sorc: speeking of lag
Guan-Su: lol
Guan-Su: u guys r funny =)
----------
There was also a discussion we'd had several times about the quests in Act III, about the merits of using a dead guy's body parts to enchant a flail. The sarcastic result became our Cain-mock for eternity.
"Ahh! You have found Khalim's Testicle! Only it has the balls to face Mephisto!"
Oh, memories.
*Sigh* I remember those days. Now I can't find any good friends like that on East. Finding friends like that takes a ton of time, but I guess it's worth it.
skely-necro (entering game): sup
koralasis was slain by Quill Rat.
koralasis(koralasis) left this world. Diablo's minions weaken.
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SCENE: Trade game
skely-necro: wug
lord-ice: wug
skely-necro: u go first
lord-ice: why?
skely-necro: cuz i asked first
lord-ice: so?
skely-necro: means i asked first
lord-ice: so?
skely-necro: are you stupid?
lord-ice: how am i stupid?
skely-necro: cuz since i asked first, you go first
lord-ice: since when?
skely-necro: since Diablo 2 was made
lord-ice: ...
skely-necro: now that you shut-up, put down your items for trade
lord-ice: what items?
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skely-necro was slain by zonazing
skely-necro: nk
zonazing: stfu boob
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SCENE: Baal Game
skely-barb: i hate lags
skely-barb was slain by Minion of Destruction
Icemanith was slain by Minion of Destruction
my-azzon was slain by Minion of Destruction
holyfists was slain by Minion of Destruction
XxBarbofHeavenxX was slain by Minion of Destruction
my-azzon: fuck did anyone tp?
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SCENE: Hell duel game
XxWhirlwindxX: you suck skely
skely-necro: the only time you killed me was when you nked me
XxWhirlwindxX: wanna 1 v1?
skely-necro: ok let me get to my body (i get body)
skely-necro: okay let's go bitch (people come and surround me) XxWhirlwindxX was slain by skely-necro
FistOfGod was slain by skely-necro
Lord-Diablo was slain by skely-necro
Kane was slain by skely-necro
BowlofFruit was slain by skely-necro
skely-necro: rofl easy bitches
skely-necro was slain by Zombie
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SCENE: Just killed Countess. The chest won't open
skely-pally: i dont get it
Sexually-Fit: did you do quest before?
skely-pally: no i just said that i did it
Sexually-Fit: fucking ass. who knew what rune was in there
skely-pally: god dammit it
Sexually-Fit: .... (moment of silence) Sexually-Fit: open sesame...
Sexually-Fit was slain by Dark Lancer
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"You are like a rose in a great rose field. Each rose is so beautiful to me. But if one dies... I can still look at many other roses..." God of Darkness.
Well, I was MFing and trying to get durial but I teled into a huge group of monsters. Take a look at the boss:
I tele in the middle.. they all charge up on me hella fast.. I lose all my mana.. I can't fight back or tele out. I just got stunned then owned.
rofl!
now that was funny
now if only you were still here
(sorry for double post)
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"You are like a rose in a great rose field. Each rose is so beautiful to me. But if one dies... I can still look at many other roses..." God of Darkness.
skely-necro (entering game): sup
koralasis was slain by Quill Rat.
koralasis(koralasis) left this world. Diablo's minions weaken.
------------------------------------------------
SCENE: Trade game
skely-necro: wug
lord-ice: wug
skely-necro: u go first
lord-ice: why?
skely-necro: cuz i asked first
lord-ice: so?
skely-necro: means i asked first
lord-ice: so?
skely-necro: are you stupid?
lord-ice: how am i stupid?
skely-necro: cuz since i asked first, you go first
lord-ice: since when?
skely-necro: since Diablo 2 was made
lord-ice: ...
skely-necro: now that you shut-up, put down your items for trade
lord-ice: what items?
-------------------------------------------------
skely-necro was slain by zonazing
skely-necro: nk
zonazing: stfu boob
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SCENE: Baal Game
skely-barb: i hate lags
skely-barb was slain by Minion of Destruction
Icemanith was slain by Minion of Destruction
my-azzon was slain by Minion of Destruction
holyfists was slain by Minion of Destruction
XxBarbofHeavenxX was slain by Minion of Destruction
my-azzon: fuck did anyone tp?
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SCENE: Hell duel game
XxWhirlwindxX: you suck skely
skely-necro: the only time you killed me was when you nked me
XxWhirlwindxX: wanna 1 v1?
skely-necro: ok let me get to my body (i get body)
skely-necro: okay let's go bitch (people come and surround me) XxWhirlwindxX was slain by skely-necro
FistOfGod was slain by skely-necro
Lord-Diablo was slain by skely-necro
Kane was slain by skely-necro
BowlofFruit was slain by skely-necro
skely-necro: rofl easy bitches
skely-necro was slain by Zombie
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SCENE: Just killed Countess. The chest won't open
skely-pally: i dont get it
Sexually-Fit: did you do quest before?
skely-pally: no i just said that i did it
Sexually-Fit: fucking ass. who knew what rune was in there
skely-pally: god dammit it
Sexually-Fit: .... (moment of silence) Sexually-Fit: open sesame...
Sexually-Fit was slain by Dark Lancer
Lol, that was an awesome read fbi. Btw, it's not okay to double post. Edit your previous post. Damn.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Btw, it's not okay to double post. Edit your previous post. Damn.
i just didnt want my reply to be in with my stories
it wouldnt look right
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"You are like a rose in a great rose field. Each rose is so beautiful to me. But if one dies... I can still look at many other roses..." God of Darkness.
The most memorable moment for me was way back in 1.09. I had just had most of my best gear stolen by a real life friend. I join a cow game and realize it is already over when I go down the portal. I notice stuff on the ground and see it is a full set of great gear (shafstop, fury balrog blade, perfect vamp gaze ect.) I get excited and pick it up quick as the guy transfering joins the game. I leave the game and get a whisper from him asking for the stuff back. I tell him no. Well, I start feeling really self conscious about it (my morals tell me this is just like stealing in real life) and I join his game and give the stuff back. He says thanks, tells me to put him on his friends list and follow into his game. I do, and he gives me a inventory full of raven spirals and I am instantly richer than I have ever been.
This was back in the day I was a lvl 20 sorc with tp finally learned. Me and my group of 4 went to battle Duriel, 5 tps were instantly up, and everybody started running around when they got Duriel aggro. Fortanantly I was the last one, so I tped and ended up in Tal'Rasha's room and then suddenly I saw Duriel behind me, I was all like WTF?! So i ran around the lava circle thing and managed to set up a tp, I died. I went back to get my body with my teammates *though my portal* and Duriel is nowhere to be seen, So i head back toward the room entrance and Duriel pops up again and kills us all *managed to set a tp up*. The process is repeated 11 times until I decided to get my 70 barbarian to kill the bitch
"You are like a rose in a great rose field. Each rose is so beautiful to me. But if one dies... I can still look at many other roses..." God of Darkness.
so back in the day I was pretty rich and had a few sojs in classic.... so i'm letting my friend play my account and i go take a dump. when i get back he had traded 1 of my sojs for like 5 gull daggers. I was like wtf?!?!? grr... stupid noobs, the gull dagger is a glitch and doesn't register the full 100% mf.
Thats never happened to me (think God) and I haven't heard of it happening to somebody else so it was priceless to see it.
the funny thing is that that player just stood there .... hmmmm kind of makes you wonder huh!?
heres a spoof I found that I found humorous !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP9t_PeQhe4&NR=1:cool:
anyway I was running in circles and dropped lightning centries while my rogue popped him with arrows and I shot also.
to shorten the storey he was pissed that his life and mana drained quickly. Its been a few years ago so my memory is a little sketchy ... I wish I could remember every detail.
My friend, upon noticing his helmet needed repaired, made an assumption about what had happened to it:
Crombie_Morican: Someone hit me over the head!!
Temmer: <bonk>
Black-EyedKatie: <bonk!>
Crombie_Morican: That was a statement, not a request, dummy.
Temmer: Oh.
----------
My "hero":
Cyng_Darius: I'll--
*proceeds to get the shit beat out of him*
Cyng_Darius: save
Cyng_Darius was slain by Venom Lord
Cyng_Darius: You.
----------
And perfect timing:
Hunter_Breslin: haven't had that happen. *re-learns english*
Tyrar: If you hit the map edge, it means the server thinks you're
standing still.
Hunter_Breslin: *nod* Okay, not so fun in battle.
DevilsWind: i usually swing my weapon with shift when that happens
DevilsWind: and pray
Tyrar: Also probably the same reason why NPCs don't show up...
Hunter_Breslin: Lag's a bitch, and then you die.
Legendary_Sorc was slain by Carver
Tyrar: See?
Hunter_Breslin: What epic timing
Legendary_Sorc: speeking of lag
Guan-Su: lol
Guan-Su: u guys r funny =)
----------
There was also a discussion we'd had several times about the quests in Act III, about the merits of using a dead guy's body parts to enchant a flail. The sarcastic result became our Cain-mock for eternity.
"Ahh! You have found Khalim's Testicle! Only it has the balls to face Mephisto!"
Oh, memories.
My elder brother got the unique two handed sword Shadowfang when he clicked on a corpse on the ground in Act III Normal difficulty. Does anyone know the odds of this happening in single player?
I was a noob back then and thought that this happens everytime on that level (like its in Baldur's Gate...) and realized the situation after a long time.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
I can see it now... the future...:
DUDE! I was doing azmodan runs and superawesomeitem dropped!
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Haha, I can't wait
*Sigh* I remember those days. Now I can't find any good friends like that on East. Finding friends like that takes a ton of time, but I guess it's worth it.
someguy = koralasis
skely-necro (entering game): sup
koralasis was slain by Quill Rat.
koralasis(koralasis) left this world. Diablo's minions weaken.
------------------------------------------------
SCENE: Trade game
skely-necro: wug
lord-ice: wug
skely-necro: u go first
lord-ice: why?
skely-necro: cuz i asked first
lord-ice: so?
skely-necro: means i asked first
lord-ice: so?
skely-necro: are you stupid?
lord-ice: how am i stupid?
skely-necro: cuz since i asked first, you go first
lord-ice: since when?
skely-necro: since Diablo 2 was made
lord-ice: ...
skely-necro: now that you shut-up, put down your items for trade
lord-ice: what items?
-------------------------------------------------
skely-necro was slain by zonazing
skely-necro: nk
zonazing: stfu boob
---------------------------------------
SCENE: Baal Game
skely-barb: i hate lags
skely-barb was slain by Minion of Destruction
Icemanith was slain by Minion of Destruction
my-azzon was slain by Minion of Destruction
holyfists was slain by Minion of Destruction
XxBarbofHeavenxX was slain by Minion of Destruction
my-azzon: fuck did anyone tp?
-------------------------------------------
SCENE: Hell duel game
XxWhirlwindxX: you suck skely
skely-necro: the only time you killed me was when you nked me
XxWhirlwindxX: wanna 1 v1?
skely-necro: ok let me get to my body
(i get body)
skely-necro: okay let's go bitch
(people come and surround me)
XxWhirlwindxX was slain by skely-necro
FistOfGod was slain by skely-necro
Lord-Diablo was slain by skely-necro
Kane was slain by skely-necro
BowlofFruit was slain by skely-necro
skely-necro: rofl easy bitches
skely-necro was slain by Zombie
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SCENE: Just killed Countess. The chest won't open
skely-pally: i dont get it
Sexually-Fit: did you do quest before?
skely-pally: no i just said that i did it
Sexually-Fit: fucking ass. who knew what rune was in there
skely-pally: god dammit it
Sexually-Fit: ....
(moment of silence)
Sexually-Fit: open sesame...
Sexually-Fit was slain by Dark Lancer
rofl!
now that was funny
now if only you were still here
(sorry for double post)
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
i just didnt want my reply to be in with my stories
it wouldnt look right
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
.........................................................................................................
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
*Godlyowner
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