Cats are great. Doesn't matter what gender you happen to be, you deserve to find friendship in a cat.
If you do own a cat, and you're good to one another, then you'll have a friend unlike any other.
i prefer cats over dogs because cats are more like proper humans than dogs.
people who have the characteristics of dogs are really disgusting to be around, brown nosers, always sucking up to other people, have no opinions of their own and basically just worthless, which is why dogs are always used as a form of insult.
cats on the other hand act like normal humans, cool ones.
i prefer cats over dogs because cats are more like proper humans than dogs.
people who have the characteristics of dogs are really disgusting to be around, brown nosers, always sucking up to other people, have no opinions of their own and basically just worthless, which is why dogs are always used as a form of insult.
cats on the other hand act like normal humans, cool ones.
i prefer cats over dogs because cats are more like proper humans than dogs.
people who have the characteristics of dogs are really disgusting to be around, brown nosers, always sucking up to other people, have no opinions of their own and basically just worthless, which is why dogs are always used as a form of insult.
cats on the other hand act like normal humans, cool ones.
they are low maintenance which are great for men.
Humans who make you clean out their shit box are terrible humans, and far from cool. However a human that asks to be shown where the bathroom is and handles their own business, awesomesauce.
In short, I don't have to buy anything for my dog to shit, and I certainly don't need to handle it at any point.
I would do an experiment if I were you. Get a girlfriend first and then ask yourself again if you want a cat. If you still do ask your girlfriend to get herself one so you can play with it when you are bored
Humans who make you clean out their shit box are terrible humans, and far from cool. However a human that asks to be shown where the bathroom is and handles their own business, awesomesauce.
In short, I don't have to buy anything for my dog to shit, and I certainly don't need to handle it at any point.
So, you just leave you're dog crap all over the yard?
Our cats just use the sand box when they are kittens, after a while they'll start taking their business outside. Never even notice where they do their thing though, however, our Staffordshire bullterrier craps all over the garden and digs holes in all the wrong places, and even eats the plants. Then again, my moms one friend owns Pekineses that crap wherever, can't seem to train them. So yeah.
I see the friendships of dogs and cats from two different perspectives.
A dog is like that loyal, yet loud and obnoxious center-of-attention buddy. That one friend who'll stick with you through thick and thin. He's also the sort of person who'll go out and get into brawls, being inclined to get you into trouble. Some call him unintelligent, but that's not really the case, he just acts like an idiot. He can get annoying at times, yet he's always there for you, even if you punch him in the face for being such a dumbass.
A cat is more of that quiet, collected sort of friend. More thought provoking with a wise streak. It'll take time to earn their trust, but when you've earned it, you''ll have a good friend for life. They can be playful and fun, but you'll find that most of the time you will do what they want to do, and aren't always interested in what you want to do. You'll also find that they have a sinister side, one you'd best not cross.
Two different relationships for different sorts of people.
If you own a dog in a crowded neighborhood and keep it outside to let it bark, you are a terrible excuse for a human being. I hate dogs so much right now. I get woken up by those annoying creatures every morning at 6am.
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Humans who make you clean out their shit box are terrible humans, and far from cool. However a human that asks to be shown where the bathroom is and handles their own business, awesomesauce.
In short, I don't have to buy anything for my dog to shit, and I certainly don't need to handle it at any point.
If you don't clean up your dog's crap then you're a terrible person and dog owner. I have a dog and cat, the dog craps in the backyard in a very certain spot, and I have to clean it up or it kills the plants. (If you're not cleaning up your dog's crap in other people's yards I hope those people return the crap in a flaming paper bag on your doorstep) The cat craps in a litter box, and I have to clean it up or else the cat will run out of burying space and start getting crap on his paws and then start tracking crap through the house.
Some people claim that cats are unplayful and generally indifferent towards people. That cats will just hang around, eat food and crap in their box, and that's about it. That is not the case in the slightest. I've had my current cat since he was four years old, and I got him from the Humane Society. He was skittish at first, but eventually he adjusted and I would play with him and give him plenty of attention. He's obedient, playful (he plays fetch, although only with me, he'd never play with any of my ex's), loyal, fairly social as far as cats go, and he doesn't like it when I'm gone for more than a day from the house (His food and water dish have enough capacity to keep satisfied for a week, so it's not for the reason of food). My last cat also exhibited similar qualities as my current one does. They both exhibited all the qualities people claim they like in dogs, except they didn't need to be taken for walks, and they didn't bark or howl.
Cats are both similar and different to dogs, and its really just what you prefer. Dogs need to go outside and have open space to run freely to be healthy as well as happy. If you don't take your dog running, then you're going to have a sad dog, as well as a fat one. Cats don't require as much physical activity. Cats in general eat a small amount, and then just sleep and conserve their energy. Cats don't suffer from the same kind of muscle degradation most animals face, which is pretty cool from a biological point of view. Cats still need interaction though, if you just leave your cat alone and ignore them for the most part, then you're going to have an apathetic cat.
I don't know if this applies to cats as well, but dogs, they leave their asses full of shit after doing number 2, and then they jump up your bed or any other furniture and put their asses on it. I can't take it.
This poll and thread make no sense. Anyone that's had a cat should know that cats are our owners.
Cats are highly sensitive to nurture. If you are a bad cat owner, you will know because your cat will suck and hate you. I love cats because they have high standards. If you don't clean out their litter box, they'll be mad, as they should be. I wouldn't want to walk around barefoot in feces.
Cats are great. Doesn't matter what gender you happen to be, you deserve to find friendship in a cat.
If you do own a cat, and you're good to one another, then you'll have a friend unlike any other.
people who have the characteristics of dogs are really disgusting to be around, brown nosers, always sucking up to other people, have no opinions of their own and basically just worthless, which is why dogs are always used as a form of insult.
cats on the other hand act like normal humans, cool ones.
they are low maintenance which are great for men.
Yes, but isn't pussy also an insult?
Humans who make you clean out their shit box are terrible humans, and far from cool. However a human that asks to be shown where the bathroom is and handles their own business, awesomesauce.
In short, I don't have to buy anything for my dog to shit, and I certainly don't need to handle it at any point.
Good one, sell me the offspring. I like
Wrong shop..., duh.
Our cats just use the sand box when they are kittens, after a while they'll start taking their business outside. Never even notice where they do their thing though, however, our Staffordshire bullterrier craps all over the garden and digs holes in all the wrong places, and even eats the plants. Then again, my moms one friend owns Pekineses that crap wherever, can't seem to train them. So yeah.
I see the friendships of dogs and cats from two different perspectives.
A dog is like that loyal, yet loud and obnoxious center-of-attention buddy. That one friend who'll stick with you through thick and thin. He's also the sort of person who'll go out and get into brawls, being inclined to get you into trouble. Some call him unintelligent, but that's not really the case, he just acts like an idiot. He can get annoying at times, yet he's always there for you, even if you punch him in the face for being such a dumbass.
A cat is more of that quiet, collected sort of friend. More thought provoking with a wise streak. It'll take time to earn their trust, but when you've earned it, you''ll have a good friend for life. They can be playful and fun, but you'll find that most of the time you will do what they want to do, and aren't always interested in what you want to do. You'll also find that they have a sinister side, one you'd best not cross.
Two different relationships for different sorts of people.
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If you don't clean up your dog's crap then you're a terrible person and dog owner. I have a dog and cat, the dog craps in the backyard in a very certain spot, and I have to clean it up or it kills the plants. (If you're not cleaning up your dog's crap in other people's yards I hope those people return the crap in a flaming paper bag on your doorstep) The cat craps in a litter box, and I have to clean it up or else the cat will run out of burying space and start getting crap on his paws and then start tracking crap through the house.
Some people claim that cats are unplayful and generally indifferent towards people. That cats will just hang around, eat food and crap in their box, and that's about it. That is not the case in the slightest. I've had my current cat since he was four years old, and I got him from the Humane Society. He was skittish at first, but eventually he adjusted and I would play with him and give him plenty of attention. He's obedient, playful (he plays fetch, although only with me, he'd never play with any of my ex's), loyal, fairly social as far as cats go, and he doesn't like it when I'm gone for more than a day from the house (His food and water dish have enough capacity to keep satisfied for a week, so it's not for the reason of food). My last cat also exhibited similar qualities as my current one does. They both exhibited all the qualities people claim they like in dogs, except they didn't need to be taken for walks, and they didn't bark or howl.
Cats are both similar and different to dogs, and its really just what you prefer. Dogs need to go outside and have open space to run freely to be healthy as well as happy. If you don't take your dog running, then you're going to have a sad dog, as well as a fat one. Cats don't require as much physical activity. Cats in general eat a small amount, and then just sleep and conserve their energy. Cats don't suffer from the same kind of muscle degradation most animals face, which is pretty cool from a biological point of view. Cats still need interaction though, if you just leave your cat alone and ignore them for the most part, then you're going to have an apathetic cat.
Cats are highly sensitive to nurture. If you are a bad cat owner, you will know because your cat will suck and hate you. I love cats because they have high standards. If you don't clean out their litter box, they'll be mad, as they should be. I wouldn't want to walk around barefoot in feces.
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PS: There are a lot of crazy cat people in this thread. I mean srsly.