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Quote from Veggie50

Easy there mate, keep breathing. =P

It's just a short preview of coming attraction. In a view months we'll be basking in the full game
And the people without beta will be the ones that enjoy the first part, the people with beta are gonna be feverishly rushing till they pass it. ^^

The thread title is a joke.

Quote from Harmonica39

so you post this in Diablo III general discussion instead of off topic? you sir, are just fishing for a Beta key...

I thought there were more posts here about the beta contest, my bad. I don't come here often, in fact my only other posts were in the beta contests #1 and #2. Not really fishing, I was just genuinely frustrated with myself, and I figured other people would get a kick out of it.

I entered in the twitter contest with "wizard barbarian" like an idiot, at 1:04. Realizing that I was stricken with momentary retardation I quickly resubmitted "witchdoctor barbarian" when the time was at 1:05 (the same time most of the other winners... won). Except that... I retweeted it to myself, and not to @TheChatGem... It was still a little bit until the winners were announced, so I'm not sure if I would have actually won. I just realized this a couple of minutes ago, deleted my tweet to myself and layed down. Got back up to vent. and hopefully get some laughs out of this. Figured this would be the right board for it.

Back story:

Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O,
And on that farm he had a Binkles the Frog, EE-I-EE-I-O,
With a croak, croak here and a croak, croak there
Here a croak, there a croak, everywhere a croak, croak
Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O.

Glad to see I beat everyone to the banana peel gag.