Not that yours is THAT lame. 
Witch Doctor description: Brinkle Tamer, zombie fetish, mother was a witch, father a doctor...
<_< Don't get much lamer than that...
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Oct 29, 20111
KilltroX posted a message on Meet the "Diabolesques"!+1 I like your puns...I live for puns and lame jokes...Posted in: Fan Art Not that yours is THAT lame.
Witch Doctor description: Brinkle Tamer, zombie fetish, mother was a witch, father a doctor...
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Oct 25, 20112
Daemaro posted a message on Controversy over Week 3 Beta ContestPosted in: Diablo III General Discussion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
I'm not going to waste anymore time listening to your complaints, it always boils down to "I should have won because~"
Of course you expected the Blinding Flash guy to win, he was going to give you his key.
All I can say to you at this point is why aren't you playing beta?
Anyways to everyone else the contest is now about writing so it's a different ball game. Don't go in expecting a essay to win just because you invested a large amount of time, make it a unique, interesting, story and whether its one paragraph or two pages (God please don't make me read that much.) it will have an equal chance.
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Oct 20, 20112
Designation15 posted a message on Full Body Diablo picPosted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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Oct 9, 20111
Umpa posted a message on Thank you guys, thanks to all of you.Bring it!Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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Oct 9, 20111
pikke posted a message on Beta Key Contest #2Anothere round of funny entries!Posted in: News & Announcements
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Oct 8, 2011
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Monkeykungfu posted a message on Diablo 3 beta contest has over a thousand commentsPosted in: Diablo III General DiscussionQuote from Nyky
I have visited this site/forum for really long time. I have never registered, becasue I am not that one who "needs" post on forums or comment topics. But still I liked and I like to visit site like this one is. Yeah I finally registered here to have a chance to get a beta key but maybe it is point of Diablo Fans site - to get people together and make nice comunity !
Good luck to everyone who entered and created some pictures
Same here, I'm sure this contest helped encouraged many long time lurkers to register with this site.
Also, if they're giving away 2 keys a week, my vote would be to have one key for a 'Caption Only' picture contest & another key for a separate 'Modified' picture contest. Both can have some great results, but it's really like comparing apples to oranges.
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Oct 5, 20112
trickyhits posted a message on Beta Key ContestTHIS CONTEST NEEDS TO ENDPosted in: News & Announcements -
Oct 4, 2011
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SFJake posted a message on Things I have not liked so far by watching the Beta footagePosted in: Diablo III General DiscussionQuote from Depress
Monks don't use weapons that's like complaining Hunters in WoW should be able to throw their melee weapons, don't like it just don't play the class.
Ragdoll physics make the feeling of killing monsters rewarding and you won't know until you actually play. Only the weak monsters will be knocked back when you kill them, but let me tell you how fucking cool you feel when you bash a zombie in a house so hard that it looks like he flies back into a wall and dies on impact. They got this exactly right and again unless you play the game personally you will not understand, don't worry about it.
Epic Structures? What the fuck are you talking about? The first thing you do in D2 is walk outside of the rouge encampment and enter the Blood Moor which is a HUGE VAST open field, as is all of Acts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Did you only play the fucking maggot lair in some cheap D2 demo you got at blockbuster as a kid and not it's your biggest gripe?
Don't be dumb
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Jul 14, 20111
Siaynoq posted a message on The Picture ThreadPrague has awesome cheap beer. Cheaper than the water there, that's for sure.Posted in: Off-Topic
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You know what? I have a close friend who's seriously into datamining, and he gave me this TOP SECRET information about the upcoming Collector's Edition of Diablo III.
Yes, there's gonna be a lot more AESTHETIC ITEMS!!
art by Ismael Bergara
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You know what day is today? Yes, It's Diabolesques Day!
Today's episode: Companions!
Featuring: Ferret, the demon hunter.
By Ismael Bergara
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You know what day is today? You now what time is it? OOhh yeah...
Ladiablos and Gentlemen, I give you the final chapter and conclusion of this play, that I like to call: -Aria of Effect-
Enjoy, my bretheren.
Art by Ismael Bergara
* If you do not know what an enchanted monster is, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHupRsh5h4&feature=channel_video_title
* "But arcane hydras are no longer spawned by arcane enchanted monsters!!"
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I'll go for the first one. Haha! Good one!
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Item data screen is growing out of control, there's too much stuff going on there, wqaaaay too much stuff. You got your Damage per second marker, you actual damage, you magic or non magic marker, your estimated changes, your one hand-two hand-off hand marker, damage reduction, + or - damage, Oh Lawdy, it's too much!!
When I get a new item, I'm not really sure where to look to understand what my item does!
First of all, I dont like that the main marker is the Damage per second. I want to know the Damage Per Hit of the weapon.
Come one! We dont think our life as actions over seconds!
We want to know how hard are we going to hit the monsters, that's the idea of a weapon!
*"2.1 Damage per second, right... and that is....hum... with good speed is like... uhu... yeah, damage."
OR
*" Oh Yeah! 3-5 Damage, gonna bash some monsters with my fancy club!"
Dont get me wrong, Damage per second is great for spells, like poisoning and other damage over time oriented skills. But not for Weapon Hit Damage.
So, with the help of my good friend Aria, I made this little mockup here, to illustrate some of my ideas.
If you like my idea or the current Weapon/Item UI, please, share your thoughts, I would love to hear different points of view about this matter.
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It seems that his adventures weren't really that exciting...
SO, Here's what you've all been waiting for: ARIA OF EFFECT, PART 2
by ismael bergara
Who will be Champion of the Demonslayers? Who will emerge triumphant of this conflict?
Stay tunned for the EPIC CONCLUSION of "Aria of Effect", next week, on diablofans.
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BUT, due to unforseen complications, the incredible continuation of "Aria of Effect" is NOT coming this week.
Instead, I give you: OLAF, of skyrim
by Ismael Bergara
And now that his Stamina Bar has finally depleted, Here You Go: http://www.diablofans.com/topic/32087-aria-of-effect-part-2/
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Feturing: FIZZ, the barbarian and ARIA, the wizard.
Today's episode, Aria of effect -Part 1-
See you guys next week with "Aria of effect, -Part Two-"
Art By: Ismael Bergara
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...no you silly, wizards can't use mighty weapons!