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    posted a message on What would kill the game for you?
    Quote from MaggotsGalore

    Just wondering what you guys would be considered game-breaking to Diablo 3, and make it a game you don't even want to look at.
    Only one thing will make this game unplayable for me. And that's...
    if the game is announced for 2012 causing me to lose interest and then meeting a hot girl who will cook some delicious cookies for me. My girlfriend will leave me because I couldn't explain where I got the cookies. I'll get depressed, and in my depression, take the car out to drive one day and run over some stray dog. The sheer guilt of the cascading stress in my life pushes me to buy an axe. I will return home and cut down that tree in my parent's yard that I always hated but now that I'm suffering from insomnia, I don't really know what I am doing and I cut down the wrong tree. The latter crashes on the house killing both my parents. Turns out they made their will as a joke some years back and gave everything to the dog(that one is alive) but forgot to change it.
    I'm sentenced to 112 years in jail for premeditated murder but on my way there, an airplane flying over the countryside gets shot down by a nerd who was launching his first rocket experiment. The plane crashes over some railway tracks and the speeding train derails and skids a couple of miles and touches the vehicle carrying the prisoners. The driver seeing the train in his rear view mirror gets scared and hits the gas pedal, causing us to tip over the cliff.
    Oh I forgot to tell you how we got over the cliff. I'll explain a bit later I guess.

    Quote from MaggotsGalore

    I would like to see what you guys think, and also, maybe what you would do if these nightmares came true.

    I wouldn't know what to do man- the events I described seem pretty inevitable to me. Doesn't look I would be able to play D3 at all if this turns out to be true. :(
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Quote from LinkX

    Honestly, I hate fishing. Period. Real life fishing. WoW fishing. Non-Zelda console fishing. (Can't hate anything Zelda. ;) )Fishing is just plain boring, and should only be done if its for food, at least, in my opinion.


    Fishing is AWESOME. Seriously.
    The whole family usually goes and it often becomes some kind of competition. :xD: I got great memories of my fishing trips.
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Ninja Assassin: Review
    Review
    [spoil]Guns > Ninjas[/spoil]

    Rating
    [spoil]Bazookas > Shurikens[/spoil]

    The awesome part of the movie...which actually is not in the movie, unfortunately:
    [spoil]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNTbCsKNPc&feature=fvst[/spoil]

    Story-wise....lol!
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on I decided not to lurk around this forum anymore.
    Quote from kgydkgyd

    ...living a mediocre life with your ugly wife.

    Do not call your mother this way son or I'll have to smack you.

    *Kisses his son goodbye*

    I'll tell your mom you love her. Now go- fly into the wind and become a pretty little bird.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on What will be your "I can't come to work" excuse?
    You people are such weaksauce. Who needs an excuse? You are not real fans(or nerds).
    What you need is a plan!

    First when you know the release date of D3 which will be some 2 months advance(most likely), you start preparing some polyjuice potion.
    You know that thing takes one month to brew right? So we are still good.






    Yo! What the fuck are you doing? Did I say you could take a break?
    So while the polyjuice potion is brewing, you steal some of your boss's/headmaster's hair.
    How to do that? Simple.
    Watch this video- My link. Starts at 1.50
    Instead of grabbing the trousers, just take the underwear. Hopefuly you'll get some pubic hair in there. Drop it in you potion and presto- essence of boss/headmaster! NOw you can transfrom into your boss.

    But that's like only half the plan. Now comes the sneaky part.
    After you kill your boss(just choose an MK fatality. Am kidding bitch- just sequestrate the guy somewhere), you drink the potion, take your boss car and go to his home. You'll find his wife there. Chances are she'll order you to do household chores, grocery shopping, kid fetching-and-playing while she does her manicure.
    If she's a hot young wife.....she'll probably do the same.
    Lol. Dumbass. You thought you were going to lose your virginity or what? That's not what wives are for.
    So 1 month potion brewing + 1 month infiltration and being your wife's slave.

    Now during the infiltration, you give yourself the maximum amount of promotions and paid holidays + the fees for paying the CE of D3 will be on the company.

    2months over. Leave the old/young hag, free your boss(he'll probably insist you detain him longer but you cannot afford to do too many favors) and enjoy the game!

    What? You didn't understand anything of what I said? Fucking morons.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Tweet for 2012?
    The 2011 believers will triumph, vile rodent.
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Tweet for 2012?
    OMFG D3 got canceled!
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Who else is in the caravan?
    Whenever I come back to town and find the caravan, i want my minstrels to sing songs of my bravery...or whatever happened.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
    Yes I was serious.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Who wants D3 to have a new cursor?
    Quote from Airandius

    Can't we all just agree that cursors are bullshit and that we should actually move our character using our own brainwaves.

    Brainwaves? How unoriginal. You make me disappoint.

    Move your characters with your tongue. See the advantage? Play the game while practicing for real life activities. You win. Your girlfriend or boyfriend wins too.
    No I don't mean anything perverted. Seriously.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Hi!
    Netherlands? There are a couple of fellows running loose around the place from where you come.
    Messing it up everywhere and being crazy(and awesome too but that's beside the point).

    You better behave or I'll fucking drown your goldfish. You have been warned.

    Oh also, welcome. :sorcerer:

    Edit- What did I say? See that bastard of Macros who just ninjaed me and making my post less awesome. Motherfucker must be from the Netherlands.
    Posted in: Introduction
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