But I think the worst part about Bruno is that when you make fun of it people respond "you are just being homophobic." There is a difference between not liking gays and not liking horrible movies.
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Whoever says if someone doesn't like when penises, explicitly shown in more than one part in a movie, are homophobic, they are clearly ignorant. If a lot of vagina's were on the show (and in no way am I a homosexual) I wouldn't like it either, its just pathetic to accuse someone of that. This isn't porn, its supposed to be a movie.
Its irresponsible film making is what it is. I didn't laugh once.
Surely Archie a fire demon would require more air than the average demon wouldn't he? Because flame uses oxygen to burn and that is where they draw their power from? Just a thought
Once there was a gigantic bloody midget, who loved to rape Turmobil and the folks he didn't like. More specifically, the folks Turmobil liked. This contradiction was rather odd in a way if the midget actually went to the village where he spilled his seed in local cemetery, there would be undead gathering to go out for bananas. The amount of undead bananas rised every moment a pretty lady passed by swinging to sweet Jazz. All this fuss angered the god of randomness and thus he summoned minions of spam to terrorize the Blizzard main building where Diablo himself controlled his trusty lieutenant Jay Wilson. There, Diablo caused massive slaughtering upon the evil WoW where he took the rainbow and crushed it with super candy power and unicorn deathrays causing a massive, Olsen twin invasion tocor occur. This was the first time anybody had acid, mescaline, cocaine, and other stuff mixed together while playing video games. Farmville players tried to regain sanity by executing themselves in neat lines, but Hitler came to make them a perfect race of vampire nazi's showing the world how to cook. Slowly they started to grow even fatter Jay Wilsons copies of doom with weapons of mass confussion implemented, confusing even them. They were crafting delicious yet deadly pancakes with bricks and gave them extra powers for surviving the Zerg toxic gases which are very deadly. World conquering wasn't their first goal, but it was so simple that they forgot about their plan to conquer the evil purple dinosaur Barney. Then UFOs came and carelessly inserted their tentacles into play-doh and were seen by Radament who began to summon headbanging corpses. Tal Rasha tombs resounded with epic sound that echoed all throughout the Lut Gholein city harem. The girls were preparing for their daily slaughtering of unmanly warriors when the music of Cannibal Corpse rang through their heads and they scarfed down tuna
I can answer the tundra one. it is because there is almost zero precipitation year round. Therefor it is extremely dry. That is why the Antarctic is the driest place on the earth.
"The allowance is appreciated Damarus, for I do have certain advantages when my brethren can be relied upon and it aids me when they are relatively close at hand. And yes, some of them are spies and some... have other talents but I do not wish to reveal all to this group at such an early stage in our journey. You have my word that my followers will not be discovered by any."
"As for my knowledge of you Damarus, it pays to be informed of all events in hell and on Sanctuary. Altough this certain understanding was purely by accident, if you believe in such a thing. One of my brethren was allied to you in days of old, he was a scout sent away in search of a particular rival of yours. Alas, he returned after you died in your last life, and finding the cult cavern leveled, he vanished for quite some time. He still marks you well as a demon knowledgable in battle especially between different cultist groups. You won several victories over would be stronger opponents did you not? Out numbered and ambushed on quite a few occasions I believe. Still enough with idle talk, let us be about the business. I for one have one question bearing heavily on my mind. Where is Tyreal as of this moment?"
Oh and Guasti's character, I love the twist you put on the plot. The supposition that you put in the reader's head that you have your own devious intentions, that may even threaten Basoriel life and his leadership
@ Paths of the Dead - Well done my man! Well done. Outstanding first post! Do you have some form of writing history? English major? Screenwriting major? Do tell!
Haha thanks! And no I have no writing history, schooling that is. I've always loved writing about characters, especially imaginary/video game characters, or even just an outline about a particular unit and their back story.
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Paths, fucking wow, that was a fantastic post.
Had no idea you were that good a writer, I really didn't know what to expect from your first post
Thanks again! I love this story already, its well thought out. I can see how you and the others write and adapt their stories with their unique creatures, its awesome. You can follow it quite easily but it still has strong characters and all the little details anyone can devour.
Hearing Basoriel's retort to Zetharael's comment, he had guessed right, there was far more to this demon mage than anyone had supposed. He had a growing respect for the spidery fellow.
"Have a care Aurael and settle your tongue, it is not like you to speak out of turn." Screwtape stated. "Damarus is more than worthy of being chosen as leader, you do not know him as I do. He himself is a fortress on the battlefield and you would do well to fight on his side, he is a vanquisher of foes and leader of a large number of loyal followers. He has my full support if he lets me handle my own brethren as I wish. Greetings Damarus, and I believe congratulations are in order are they not?"
Screwtape laughed at Zethrael's jest. Though he assumed that Basoriel had vast knowledge of his lord's intentions, more than any of the others stepping onto the stones, including himself. Hardly a laughing matter. That thought aside, he nodded his head deep within his hood in acknowledgment of those he recognized and paused momentarily in those he did not. With little use for eyes, he could paint a vivid picture in his head, as if every detail and everything was finely drawn in fire, his hollow sockets bored a hole in his world, for he had seen to much that the eyes could not withstand. He could smell the party's hesitancy too, or lack of it, some were eager, especially Damarus. If only everyone saw like he did, the universe would be much different he supposed. His mind came back; a very strong gathering indeed, he thought. This just might do. The Shroud would enjoy their new quest upon Sanctuary, and he would delight in standing side by side with So'kar, destroying the forces of the light.
I seen all the gameplay videos and to me it looks a little too easy for the four players onscreen don't you think? I love soloing cause I tend to get more involved in the game, and I love playing with other people too cuz its really fun, but if there are groups of 4 or even 8 I think the difficulty level should multiply in some way: eg 1/2 as hard again to how many extra players there are. Cause don't you think having 4 - 8 players would be extremely easy and kind of boring for most of the adventuring? If they make it 8, then I think there will be 3 more characters in the expansions 5 + 3 possibly
never seen it m8. I love the Transporter movies (though at times very cheesy, best fighting is #2) and Crank was alright. Lock stock, snatch, he's in collateral for like 10 secs, Italian Job, bank job,
Lol they are making a movie called brazilian job (2011), haha. he's got a lot of jobs
but dude, Death Race is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's that movie about the wizards and witches and someone is after each one of em, something about spiders in a girls skin, dang I cant rem that movie! SOOO BAD!
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Mr. Dressup was the best kids show ever
But the best show of all has got to be The Bugs Bunny and Tweety show, friggn epic as always. bloody timeless!
The sequel to Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Just awful, awful.
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Exactly
Whoever says if someone doesn't like when penises, explicitly shown in more than one part in a movie, are homophobic, they are clearly ignorant. If a lot of vagina's were on the show (and in no way am I a homosexual) I wouldn't like it either, its just pathetic to accuse someone of that. This isn't porn, its supposed to be a movie.
Its irresponsible film making is what it is. I didn't laugh once.
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Lol anaconda... or lake placid. AHAHAHAHA my gosh.
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"As for my knowledge of you Damarus, it pays to be informed of all events in hell and on Sanctuary. Altough this certain understanding was purely by accident, if you believe in such a thing. One of my brethren was allied to you in days of old, he was a scout sent away in search of a particular rival of yours. Alas, he returned after you died in your last life, and finding the cult cavern leveled, he vanished for quite some time. He still marks you well as a demon knowledgable in battle especially between different cultist groups. You won several victories over would be stronger opponents did you not? Out numbered and ambushed on quite a few occasions I believe. Still enough with idle talk, let us be about the business. I for one have one question bearing heavily on my mind. Where is Tyreal as of this moment?"
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"Have a care Aurael and settle your tongue, it is not like you to speak out of turn." Screwtape stated. "Damarus is more than worthy of being chosen as leader, you do not know him as I do. He himself is a fortress on the battlefield and you would do well to fight on his side, he is a vanquisher of foes and leader of a large number of loyal followers. He has my full support if he lets me handle my own brethren as I wish. Greetings Damarus, and I believe congratulations are in order are they not?"
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Just like the only real Stargate is SG1. the others are shite
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never seen it m8. I love the Transporter movies (though at times very cheesy, best fighting is #2) and Crank was alright. Lock stock, snatch, he's in collateral for like 10 secs, Italian Job, bank job,
Lol they are making a movie called brazilian job (2011), haha. he's got a lot of jobs
but dude, Death Race is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's that movie about the wizards and witches and someone is after each one of em, something about spiders in a girls skin, dang I cant rem that movie! SOOO BAD!