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Little girls are EVIL INCARNATE!!!

Damn it! You didn't say what I expected you to say.

You were supposed to ask me where you lived. I would of said "Somewhere in Chicago." But NOOOOO, you had to ruin it... bastard...

Anyways, how was your vacation?

Fun fact: The first working 3D printer (also known as a Stereolithography machine) was developed in 1984 by a guy named Chuck Hull. It wasn't until recently that manufacturing these machines became easier to develop, more economically efficient to build and run, and small enough for the average consumer.

Another Fun Fact: I designed and built a couple of small trebuchets using a 3D printer back in 2004. It was small enough to fit in the backseat of a sedan, yet large enough to fling three fully loaded water balloons an average of 47.46 feet away with an accuracy test of 93.78% accuracy on a light breezy day. I made the day of some elementary students doing a physics project involving flinging water balloons at their teacher. Don't worry he had the other one to make it fair (I didn't say he had ammunition to go with it...).

Ok... *Leaves room due to character minimum.*

When can we start beta testing?

Yes!! My plan worked!! I now know where you live!!

Those are great piece's of art. I hate those two demon hunters that are really close to that beauty.

I forgot to comment on Bowlin' and Donkey. First off is bowlin', that smug bastard is suffocating me with his smug from that strike. And secondly, that thing is too damn cute to be a donkey.

If you did a really awesome scorpion and (kind of like pencil shading) shaded it, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

He looks pissed off. Did you buy the shitty brand of cat nip again?

You would be better off making a hot sauce out of them than drying them. This way you could add some other stuff to it to give it a good balance of flavor and hellfire shits. That's how I had the ghost pepper, it was a hot sauce.

Right here!

Now I'm off to watch some hot sauce challenge videos.

You are one brave soul! I had ghost peppers before and I've tried the hottest pepper in the world as well, the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion. The scorpion pepper sent me to the hospital to be treated with "second degree" burns (actually an extreme first degree but they called it a second degree) and I had to sign a release form for the pepper and a medical form. They both stated as the last line ...And I hereby proclaim myself an absolute dumbass for trying to eat the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion.

Ghost peppers make you literally shit ghosts out your ass for the next 24-36 hours. You think it's hot when you eat it, just wait for when it's time to come out the other end. I do attest to personal experience that these babies do a damn fine job of destroying intestinal parasites.

Holy Crap!! Jesus' Beard has been stolen from him by that muffin!

*Insert witty one liner here about capturing that red-muffined thief!*

I could use a couple of those right now.

Quote from mbease

Quote from Lt. Venom

*Proceeds to put on thick, heavy, knee-high, snake-bite boots and thick snake-bite chaps, reinforced with chainmail.*

Bring it ON!!!!

Don't skip them like that good-for-nothing plumber--win the girl the right way and KILL IT.

I forgot to mention that I am armed with the following:
Flamethrower
Plant Poison
Overpowered Lawnmower
And as a last resort...

Last week's dirty underwear.

*Proceeds to put on thick, heavy, knee-high, snake-bite boots and thick snake-bite chaps, reinforced with chainmail.*

Bring it ON!!!!