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    Jan 9, 2010
    Psyxix posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    The hydra queen : * regurgitates an army of expensive tea cups and tea spoons minions*

    *The minions start to march in formation and singing :<< WE WILL ROCK YOU>> by the infamous group Queen ( in hommage to .. the Queen of course) ^_^. *

    *They are closing in on the heroes and look more voracious than ever... they want fresh flesh for the 4 o'clock tea party*
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    Jan 9, 2010
    Psyxix posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    Igor * Rushes straight for Ivaron * * Stops dead in his track 10 meters from his victim and turns back running for the door*

    What could have scared him soo much?
    2 minutes passed by and a strange smell of cookies starts lurking around in the tavern...
    Where could that strange smell of butter and dough emenate from?

    Suddenly, the tavern starts to shake with an inimaginable amount of force. A giant beam of light comes rushing from the front door as the house continues to move back and forth. The light now surrounds the house, penetrating every crack in the walls and every holes in the ceiling. Then, everything comes back to normal, no more sound, no more light. When everyone's eyesight comes back to a normal state, a dark figure 5 feet tall can be distinguished on the porch of the tavern.

    After a while, someone in the tavern yells :" Ho MY GOD... it's ... the ttthe QUEEN!"

    Queen of England :" Swath is the problem shere?" "I thought I asked you ingrateful smelly little dogs to leave this tavern at once!"

    " You little brats are getting on my NERVESSSS"
    " Leave now or feel the wrath of my Royal asskicking!"
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    Jan 9, 2010
    Psyxix posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    National Soldier *Spits out the old beer while vomiting*

    Nationnal guard : " You asked for it, if it's force that you wanted, it's force that you will get!... IGGGGORRR".

    Igor the Soldier *Smashes the entrance door with his massive leg*

    " YOU HAVE A Ppp Pp PROBLEM WITH THE QUEEN, YOU HAVE A Pppp Pp PROBLEM WITH ME... GRRRRRRR. THE QUEEN DOESN'T ACCccCEPT A NO FOR AN ANSWER!"

    Igor the Soldier *Grasp Sky and Stormcat by their heads with his ginormous hands* *Throws them both to the other side of the room, dishes and chairs come flying all over the place.*

    " Bring it on you pppppppppuny littt t ttle brattssss, I can tt t take it"
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    Jan 9, 2010
    Psyxix posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *Knocks violently on the door*
    ....
    \/-silence-\/
    ...
    " This is the national royal army"

    " The Queen of England demands this tavern to be shut down immediately"

    "All it's occupants are therefore obligated to come out peacefully and surrender to the local authority within the next 24 hours"

    " Anyone who will resist or fight will be prosecuted to the full extent of the British laws."

    " Miss Elizabeth requires this place for an important tea party and will not tolerate puny little peasants to ruin her delightful meeting."

    " Furthermore, as of today black kebabs are now prohibited and should never again be sold, eaten or looked at. Your establishment is therefore in infraction with law 10.145 and all it's inhabitants will be judged and tickled to death."

    "On behalf of the Queen and her royal court, we thank you for your cooperation and hope you live... until we tickle you :)."
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    Dec 30, 2009
    Psyxix posted a message on [Art] Psyxix's Signature Monastery
    My parents live in the UAEs that's why I'm here ;) It's not that costy when you know where to find the good places !
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    Dec 29, 2009
    Psyxix posted a message on [Art] Psyxix's Signature Monastery
    Woa woa, you guys need to understand that I currently am in the UAEs and therefore far far away from Canada. Still, I'll see what I can do when I get back home. Now if you guys can excuse me, i'll get back to my sunny beaches and my smooth arabian sands!!! I'll have a couple of cool pictures to show you guys btw :)
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    Dec 24, 2009
    Psyxix posted a message on Birthday Bash!!!
    Woa this is strange... I received a happy birthday today in my e-mail account. 1 problem, it's not my birthday! They got it wrong :

    Hello Psyxix,

    We at DiabloFans.com would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

    Ha ha ^_^ It actually made me laugh :P

    Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY REQUIEM (1day later) :P
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    Dec 23, 2009
    Psyxix posted a message on Hello.
    Wow you guys have a special way to say hi ^_^.

    Hey there, strange name you got there ! Straight from the keyboard smashing city huh?
    Posted in: Introduction
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    Dec 23, 2009
    Psyxix posted a message on Lurking No More!
    Hey man, welcome to the forums !
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    Dec 17, 2009
    Psyxix posted a message on Hell Unleashed 1.21z Multiplayer & Solo Edditions now available!
    Wow cool mod man, I especially like the new monsters they just look awesome. I'll try it sometime when I get the time ^_^!
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