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    May 2, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on D3 will probably suck, here's why.
    Moved to off topic.
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    May 1, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on New Diablo TV Commercial - It’s Not Safe, Jay Wilson Interviews, Wizard Sigil Unlock
    THAT WAS SO KICK ASS!
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    Apr 30, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on PvP'ers vs PvM'ers
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    Quote from Ayr


    Show me the intelligent conversation you or anyone has put forth thus far that I shot down? Oh wait...you can't find any? Damn...good try though.

    I wonder if you intentionally did this.

    You just did exactly what the meme made fun of that you quoted. I don't think you even realize how condescending you are being.
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    Apr 30, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
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    I really love my wife, she is comical even when she doesn't try. She discovered Skyrim about 2 months ago. Mind you she is awful at first and even 3rd person shooter games. She was killed by a level 1 mud crab, she also contracted vampirism once and didn't know it until she went out into the daylight and nearly burned to death. All she wants in the game is to be left alone while she gets a house (now you know why I need to get our real house closed on soon LOL), fixes it up, and finds treasure. She's always encumbered and can never run away from the creatures she encounters and doesn't understand why she always dies. :lol: You might think I should help her, oh I have but she still will do things her way regardless.

    Visual proof


    So I catch her chopping wood for the last 2 weeks straight, every time I come out to the room she plays in, I see her chopping wood. I ask her what she is doing? She replies "do you realize how much gold I get when I chop wood?!" So that has become her strategy as of late. Then for the last 2 days I have caught her chopping wood at night. So I ask why are you chopping wood at night now? She replies "because no one bothers me at night, I'm tired of being approached by all these people who are bothering me while I chop wood" ROLMAO! :hehe:

    I've offered to put her in god mode but she feels that would be cheating, but she won't leave town because she doesn't want to die either and she hates perishing all the time. So she chops wood and does things around town which she is quite happy doing. I can't help but love her when she does stuff like this.

    Dude, the way girls play video games is so fascinating to me when you have decisions to make. They approach them in a completely unique way from men. For various reasons both physiologically and from male experience with games I'm sure.
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    Apr 29, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Drunk typing on here is fun. One of my favorite things to do. :P
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    Apr 28, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
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    We washed our hair on rocks in the stream with pig fat then. :lol:

    lolol :P
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    Apr 27, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on (American) Football Fans!
    No, it is football. In America. Feet and ball are quite important in the game.
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    Apr 27, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
    Is it just me or is this thread particularly off topic and lacking any real conversation? lol
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    Apr 26, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Did anyone receive this PM?
    Add me to the conversation. Or link me to the user.
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    Apr 26, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Release During Finals
    I'm procrastinating on my very last paper riighttttt now. I really need to do it...
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    Apr 26, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Dont you find Leah quite fapable?
    Well...I can only wonder...How is this thread JUST now being made?
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    Apr 25, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
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    Quote from Graphics_I

    Saw someone post the following on facebook. It's kinda long but worth the read!

    That was pretty interesting to read!

    Quote from Umpa

    I'm from Deland. Around Daytona. Currently I'm in Jacksonville. But this summer I'll be in Orlando. I'm all over the place. :P

    Ah, Cool. :P I have some family around Jacksonville + Orlando.

    Nice! If u ever go to universal let me know. I might be working. :P

    I'll visit u in my lame cook outfit lol.
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    Apr 25, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Stop Scammers!
    No double posting please.

    Whilst making accusations, it would behoove you to share with us these scam guides in which you are referring.
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    Apr 25, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
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    What part of Florida are you from Umpa?

    I'm from Deland. Around Daytona. Currently I'm in Jacksonville. But this summer I'll be in Orlando. I'm all over the place. :P
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    Apr 25, 2012
    Umpa posted a message on Long term fans
    I'm pretty excited and scared as shit that my computer might not be able to run it since beta didn't support my graphics card.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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