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So, I remember this forum having one of these a while back, but, sadly, it's dead. So here I am to beat the holy hell out of that dead horse.

Anywho, how this works, is you post 3 words. Only 3 words per post. You post once more, after somebody else has posted. No offensive words, please.

For example...

Correct Usage
Terrance: There was a
Phillip: big bad wolf
Terrance: who mutilated pigs
Scott: and ate them.

Terrance, Phillip, and Scott have all behaved correctly, and deserve cookies. This is how to correctly play this game.


Incorrect Usage
Terrance: There was a
Scott: big bad wolf
Phillip: Scott, you're a dick, and I totally hate you.
Phillip: Get fucked by a bear.

In this instance, Phillip starts a dispute with Scott, accusing him of being a dick. This is wrong, don't flame the people above you. He also posted twice in a row, which would allow him to steer the story where he wanted it to go, not where everyone made it go through their 3 words.

Terrance: There was a
Phillip: big bad wolf
Scott: Joe liked cows
Terrance: No, he didn't, Joe doesn't exist, you're a dick.

In this instance, Terrance and Phillip are trying to make a story about the big bad wolf, and Scott, being the dick that he is, posted random shit. You must try to advance the story being created in any way you see fit, other than posting nonsensical crap. Terrance also is at fault, since he was distracted by Scott, and insulted him.


ANYWHO!!!
Basically, post 3 words at a time, don't double post, don't post random crap, and don't flame.

Commence...


Story Archive

There was a a large slimey three legged snake about to bite a piece of tree bark that was larger than it's head and then a large woman wearing only a blue bandana. The snake looked up her skirt only to find that she had no way to insert a dick into her special sweet little snatch. Confused by the hermaphrodite, the snake was at an edge looking over a field that was penis filled and he jumped into the throbbing large dick head horde engulfed immediately. All the dicks marched along with Mickey Mouse and ran away from all the balls in his sister's house.

But, then bouncing in excitement the balls suddenly started to transform into huge vaginas. Which the dicks ran from, since huge streams of snotty looking goo which was called cum, splattered over the excited hermaphrodite. And then she turned to see her mother lezzing her fathers stumpy peg leg, which was up her ear, and speaking to the immensely balls that were as big as her tits. It was as if her mother had Elephantiasis, it was a real tough time to live in da hood. Because of all the angry pilots that looked like twelve angry pirates with big mustaches but no eyes and no mouths because they were dropped when they swam around inthe gross moldy river of Ankh.

The pirates emerged from the underwater cavern ready to spread the word of the allmighty metal-hand in the sky. - Archived up to page 9

There was a...

a large slimey

three legged snake

a piece of

about to bite

(ninja'd)

tree bark that

was larger than

it's head and

then a large

women wearing only

a blue bandana

. The snake looked

up her skirt

only to find

that she had

no way to

Insert a dick

into her special

little sweet snatch.

Boy, I sure know how to fuck up this game.