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the cheese... I like blue cheese

would you rather to be banned from this forums for three months or get kicked in the balls?

Kicked in the balls, definitely!

Would you rather eat a nail (hardware) or three thumbtacks?

Ohh shit... Well if it is like a 3-4 inch nail then ya. Any long than I will take the thumbtacks.

wold you rather cold coffee or hot icecream??

cold coffee... It should jsut taste like an iced mocha

Would you rather never eat again or never sleep again

Fuck... that is so hard...

Never eat again. I can stand going to sleep hungry.

Would you rather chop off a hand or a testicle?

Oh damn...

Well I would have to say, no matter how much it pains me... a testicle. You can still produce man juice with just 1 and I like my hands...

Like I don't already jack off in public...
(but I'd take that over fatty anyday, and I don't masturbate in public)

Would you rather kill... a kitten or the kitten's mother?

If the personal slave doesn't have to succumb to their sexual needs, then I'd be the slave.

Would you rather... go batshit crazy or lose your eyes?

Read the book. I always read with cheerios, they're the shit.

Would you rather... kill a dragon or a mass murderer?

I would lay down on the side of the road on the autobahn.

Would you rather fall down a rather steep cliff or fall down a waterfall?

base jumping... jump from an airplane would kill me...
would you rather suffer an earthquake or a tornado??

Left elbow. If I can't choose then kneecap.
They both f-ing hurt, but I still want to use my right arm.

Would you rather have the power of:
instant translocation or x-ray vision (you filter away layers of texture, that's what I mean)

Diarrhoea.
You feel relieved after a good shit, even if it's diarrhoea. Vomiting is just terrible.

Would you rather drink coffee with only sugar or with only milk?

Coca Cola!
The last time I had pepsi it had waaay to much caramel in it. Eeewwww.

Comfy chair or comfy bed?

Boring but hard.
I think coffee, it has a more substantial taste.

Would you rather play a game with terrible gameplay and a well though out, enveloping, suck-you-right-in story
or a game with addictive gameplay and a terrible, terrible story

bill gates... then I could hire all the genetists in the world to transform myself into a yeti

would you rather loose hearing or sight???

that one was done on the first page but ill answer it anyway...(oh and ill probably ask one that someone has asked before too haha.

hearing, because sight is far too important overall (video games and snowboarding)

would you rather kill an innocent person or have the innocent person kill you?

uh oh its been awhile since anyone has answered...I think i scared everyone away lol.

kill an innocent person... otherwise that person wouldn't be innocent and the answer would be absurd in terms of logic...

would you rather to kill one of your parents or one of your brothers/sisters??? (or best friends if you don't have brothers/sisters)

KILL. MY. SISTER!!! 0_0

Would you rather eat a frog testicle or a rotten snail?