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A wolf. It would be more badass.

Would you rather be forced to eat 100 bags of Doritos or 100 strips of soy bacon?

100 Bags of Doritos, I'll choose a few different flavors.

...Sex with MJ (when he was alive) or Lady Gaga?

that's an imposible choice venom!!! I think you pushed the limits to far :mad:

Lady Gaga. At least she looks like a female (kinda :P)

Would you rather never see again or never hear again?

I already do a bit of both. I would rather be completely deaf. I would use a small erasable marker board to communicate.

Would you rather eat a scorpion or a jellyfish?

Jellyfish. At least it sounds better...

Would you rather die by jumping off a cliff or in a knife fight?

Would a Dagger be allowed in a knife fight?

Either way, I choose knife fight as that is a manly way to kick the bucket.

Would you rather be a pussy and use a gun, or be a man and use a close quarters weapon to fight with?

If you use a gun when someone pulls a knife on you that's not being a pussy... It's being in control.

Would you rather listen to your parents having sex or Hannah Montana?

Job.

Would you rather never sleep again or have intercourse with your sister (assuming you had one)

I would have intercourse with my sister. I know what sleeplessness is like.

If you had to give a body part to get a lot of money, would you rather have your left nut chopped off, or your left leg?

Left nut. You only need one.

Would you rather have your tongue cut out, or get electric shock therapy for the rest of your life 2 times a day?

Electric shock therapy...
Then one day...I'll be able to throw lightning bolts.

If you were able to get your penis to your mouth, would you give yourself a BJ?

mmm.... that's not a "would you rather question" but I'll answer anyway... yes

would you rather take control of all the universe and be forever alone, or be powerless but have a good and loving family???

why would you want a chainsaw teddy bear army if there's no one around to kill??? anyway

would you rather free but not that great quality games, or expensive but great quality games?? (quality = story and graphics and all that shit)

late!! that's why I choose the night classes every year

would you rather to be intelligent or good looking??

Neither because am both already. Since this is an obvious lie- let's give an intelligent(kind of) answer.
Choice would be intelligent because then you would realise that looks don't matter(....too much).

If you were invisible would you choose be a respectable(no peeping!) superhero or a supervillain?

Superhero. Easier to make it look like the average person foiled the crime instead of trying to carry off a bunch of stuff that looked like it was floating.

Would you rather stand outside fully clothed yet soaking wet in subzero weather, or light yourself on fire.

fully clothed... can I use a subzero costume while I do that?? that would be cool

... have a good life and die, or live forever??

Live forever. At least I don't have that premonition.

Would you rather retake school or go without sex for eight years?