Wear a bag over your head and rape the pigs at the school farm. Our rival school in California was having problems with a guy that would screw the pigs afterschool and at night, and left the condoms on the floor. The story actually showed up in the town newspaper as well as the school newspaper. I wish I would have kept it, one of the funniest weeks of my life when someone would jump up and point at any popular guy and say "he loves animals!" in the middle of class.
Yea, but it actually happened. We were roaring, Caruthers, a small farming town was where it happened. We were Riverdale, another small farming town surrounded by lots and lots of cows. However the fact that it showed up in the town newspaper and how everyone should be looking out for suspicious persons is what made us all just roar. They came to our stadium about a month after for football, and I swear they tried their hardest to beat our asses. However our football team were region champs that year, and even though it was the start of the season they beat Caruthers bad.
I love the funny moments in life. That week we heard of it changed my life forever. I learned that people would actually screw pigs literally (i was 14) and quite frequently as well. At the county fair, the Fresno Fair, the schools FFA's went to show their animals. Each school had a section where they kept the animals, and each had a washing place as well, where the animals could get a shower. Our agriculture (required) teacher swore to us that at the Caruthers pen they found petrollium jelly. Either it was placed there by one of our guys, or someone was too horny to wait two weeks for miss piggy to come back home.
I only use my own bathrooms at home. The urge to go while in town goes away until I get home. Then I just teach that toilet a lesson it'll never forget.
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Yea, but it actually happened. We were roaring, Caruthers, a small farming town was where it happened. We were Riverdale, another small farming town surrounded by lots and lots of cows. However the fact that it showed up in the town newspaper and how everyone should be looking out for suspicious persons is what made us all just roar. They came to our stadium about a month after for football, and I swear they tried their hardest to beat our asses. However our football team were region champs that year, and even though it was the start of the season they beat Caruthers bad.
I love the funny moments in life. That week we heard of it changed my life forever. I learned that people would actually screw pigs literally (i was 14) and quite frequently as well. At the county fair, the Fresno Fair, the schools FFA's went to show their animals. Each school had a section where they kept the animals, and each had a washing place as well, where the animals could get a shower. Our agriculture (required) teacher swore to us that at the Caruthers pen they found petrollium jelly. Either it was placed there by one of our guys, or someone was too horny to wait two weeks for miss piggy to come back home.
Suspened must suck in a way...I mean it will fallow you around intell you get into college after that it doesn't really matter.
To find the truth, you must risk everything.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Forgive the capitals.
Yea, its reserved for the drunk and retarded.
And since Chaos was not drunk, I wonder if he was the latter.