What religion do you believe in? Be truthful. For me,
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes around every August 21st to give presents to all the little boys and girls that have eaten spaghetti atleast 1217 times this year! To the people that have eaten less then 1217 times last year he gives moldy spaghetti to.
I believe the Flying Spaghetti monster rides around in his magical plastic bag, pulled by his magical Chompers (from Mario) who pull him around. He always drops the presents on your dinner table and takes 3 of all the non-believer's socks whenever they're in the dryer.
So join the other 297 people in the flying spaghetti monster religion and get your FREE Flying Spaghetti Monster action toy coupon!
a close second is Scottish Presbyterian, (Protestant)
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
he can, even the lowest ranked follower of silver could befeat it. i much prefer the challenge that fighting strigoi provides.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
who dare questin my religion...? Believe all you want in your flyinh spag monster but in due time u will come to realize the way of the light and the way of this forum
yah verily. the heratics and those who ally with such filth, all stand equal in the eyes of Lord God Silver, dirty sinful heathens to a man. I act as God's (Silver) own wrath upon the earth, raining down the divine punishment of heaven i will purify them all, in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost, amen
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
bring it on, i shall slay it in the name of Lord God Silver, as a no life king, ill not be killed by some reject, 2 bit excuse of a monster.
[loads guns, straps blessed bayonets to inside of coat]
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Silversurfnstudism
once again here is the reason this post was crated
Our lord god silversurfnstud, first rose to power out of the turmoil from the time of troubles, when gods where forced to walk the worlds as mortals and fought and killed each other, Silversurfnstud, emerged victorious having slayed more than any other, it was in that moment he was declared lord god by the Great Creators (guys who made this site).
Silversurfnstudism is the religion and way of life created to uphold the laws of this domain. anyone who is part of this has a rank of sorts, semi based on their skill in battle, faithfulness to the cause and devotion to our lord god;
1. Follower
2. Priest
3. Zealot
4. Paladin
[1 being the lowest 4 being the highest]
Members of silversurfnstudism are trained from a young age to use the ability called Dimension Door, which enables one to travel between planes of existence, and also the use their third eye, an eye which is not always visible, it allows members of Silversurfnstudism to see that which normally cannot be seen
(i apologise for the size of this pic)
Another aspect of this religion is to make sure that the events the world of sanctuary (and other similar worlds) are not forgtten, to remember those brave souls who died during the time of the sin war, and those who died during the prime evils return. a minimum of 5 hours a day must be spend learn the scriptures of the horadrim mages and the great tome that is the Grimoire Daemonicus, the book written in blood upon pages of human skin, that details every monster ever know to exist, so that they may be defeated.
The faithful followers of lord god silver dont spend all their time reading scriptures though, 10 hours a day minimum must be spend learning the way of the warrior, and to increase their skills with their choosen weapon, which in most cases has been handed down through the members of their family for generations, followers of lord god silver are warrior priests much like the fabled Knights templar.
the most skilled and devote Paladins, after undergoing a rigourous test can join the ranks of the Executioner Squad, whos sole purpose is to enforce and uphold the laws and principles of silversurfnstudism;
1. Silversurfnstud is thy Lord God
2. Thou shalt not post shit and nosense, thou shall post quality info
3. thou shall not create an account with the intenstion of not using it,
4. if one enters a post that contains a poll thou shall not;
- read the poll and not vote
- reply to it without voting first
the Executioner Squad enforce brutally punish those who disobey these laws
another title carried by those in this religion, is 'Knight of the Order'
all members of Silversurfnstudism are governed by the secretive Executive Council, which is comprised of the most elite members of the Executioner Squad. The Executioner Squad is easily indentified by the taste for extreme violence and their somewhat unusally habit of reciting religious quotes when the execute people
Ok i am confused is this a real religion outside of this forum or is it something that is just done in this foum for fun. If it is for fun i will join but other then that forget it. I don't bow down to anyone other then Jesus Christ our lord and savior. The one and only who came to earth to die for our sins so that we may have eternal life with him. So if u didn't know alrdy i am christian and i am proud of it.
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Bring on what u have and what u don't have. It will take all u have and don't have to beat some1 like me. There ain't no use fighting me in the way u are right now so come back and fight me when u have these eyes.
of course it is real, how else could I elfen lied be 574 years old, (read the full extended scripture on the last few pages of that thread) you have read that scripture havent you, it says this domain, domain = diablo3.com, and only the most loyal, trustworthy and skilled outsiders may join, (if you are the child of someone who is already part of silversurfnstudism your in) after they pass they testing process.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
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I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes around every August 21st to give presents to all the little boys and girls that have eaten spaghetti atleast 1217 times this year! To the people that have eaten less then 1217 times last year he gives moldy spaghetti to.
I believe the Flying Spaghetti monster rides around in his magical plastic bag, pulled by his magical Chompers (from Mario) who pull him around. He always drops the presents on your dinner table and takes 3 of all the non-believer's socks whenever they're in the dryer.
So join the other 297 people in the flying spaghetti monster religion and get your FREE Flying Spaghetti Monster action toy coupon!
http://www.diablo3.com/forums/showthread.php?t=540&highlight=silversurfnstudism
a close second is Scottish Presbyterian, (Protestant)
then roman catholic
lol
[loads guns, straps blessed bayonets to inside of coat]
Ok i am confused is this a real religion outside of this forum or is it something that is just done in this foum for fun. If it is for fun i will join but other then that forget it. I don't bow down to anyone other then Jesus Christ our lord and savior. The one and only who came to earth to die for our sins so that we may have eternal life with him. So if u didn't know alrdy i am christian and i am proud of it.