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*puts gold in chest*

*grabs the darts and throws a few*
Oooo, I'm way off today.

*Ouch, What was that.*
Takes a look at his arm and finds a dart sticking there. Pulls out dart and throws it at the dart board and hits a 3.

*Walks in with some dirty, yet professional-looking, fishing equipment. Sits down on a stool and looks at the sign while deciding what to order before packing up for the weekend fishing trip.*

Good to see the magic never fails the demon. Iced tea would be good.
"Stormy, could I get an Iced Tea please?"
*Goes over equipment, cleaning and preparing for the fishing trip.*

*kicks down the door*
"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAH"
*drifts into the tavern*

"TURMOBIL, YOU STEAL MY DRINK OF MEL GIBSON TEARS, GET YOUR OWN IDEA!!!"

*drifts out of the tavern*

*seeps out of the vacuum*

"Damn kids these days..."

*drifts out of the tavern*

Plays the theme song to Ghost Busters for Turmobil.

Hears the roof crashing on Turmobil and then hears Zhar laughing in the background.

Rushes over to Turmobil and summons a claw golem out of the ruble and the golem clears the remaining ruble to free Turmobil

*rushes out of bathroom after hearing commotion*
"What the fuck?!"

"So... wanna fu-"
*vile mother grabs my feet, pulling me under the floor*
"FUUUUUUUU-"

Commands the Golem to assist.

Do you have any Bock beer Stormcat.

*Watches all the commotion while waiting for Stormy to get Iced Tea. Finishes up cleaning and preparing equipment.*
Now I know why I'm looking forward to this trip.

*comes walking back in triumphantly

Sorry I didn't get you anything for your Birthday, Seth. So, I went out and got you this:



And whomever it was that drew a penis on my face, the girl at the shop laughed a bit. And you draw that way to well. Get a hobby.

Ooo - sorry about that Hans didn't think my aim was that far off. Maybe it's the darts...yeah it's the darts.

I will play a round of darts with you Turmy. heh heh heh

Bock beer, you bet. I brew the best bock beer around, thick, malty and deeelicious. It's the base I use for my "special" beer because it packs a bigger punch.

Here is your tea Venom. Looks like you are planning a big fishing trip. Hope you catch lots, I am craving some fish.

*goes to back and starts up another kettle of tea*

I like to have one of the bocks.

*gets a glass and pours one up*
Here you go Hans, hope you enjoy it.

Drinks the beer

*Stormcat this has to be the best beer I ever had*

Sweet, I've had that barrel aging since spring.

*throws darts, hits a 13, the backboard and the rafter*
Hmmm, I definitely need some practice.

*Maybe a glass of bock beer will help*

*I will have another glass of bock beer*

Hehe, maybe you are right.

*gets two glasses and fills them*
*gulps down one and refills it*

Here you are.

*picks up darts and throws again*
A 17, 18 and a 12 - wooo hoooooo.
Getting better.

drinks the beer. Hands Stormcat a few old coins.

*Your aim is getting better Stormcat*