Heh, you want some old old beer ay Party, you got it.
Venom, I think that would be a good idea, you have my blessing.
*hands Scyber broom*
You will clean that glass up off the floor or you will never get another.
*eyeballs Zhar as he starts to bang again, shakes finger at him*
Here are your vodkas.
*goes to the back room and searches for paper towels, finds a box that hadn't been ruined*
Will one of you guys please take these to the bathroom.
*grabs piece of wood, bangs Ivy's head*
You heard me telling Zhar not to bang on the bar. You bang on the bar, I bang your head.
We clear?
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"Alright!"
*Goes to the spot, sets up some blast shields, lays down some explosive liquid, backs off and pushes the button.*
*Nothing happens.*
"Hmm... didn't work..."
*Walks up to the area cautiously, and takes a quick look.*
"Ahh, used the wrong catalyst."
*Puts the correct catalyst in place and backs up, and pushes the button.*
*The area exploded so forcefully that everything not protected by a blast shield disintegrated. Everything then got cleaned up, leaving a nice clean spot to put the new stove/grill combo.*
"Ok, I'll be back in a few minutes to set up."
*Walks out front door like nothing happened.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Walks back in with a very nice Stove/Grill and puts it in the space.*
"Perfect Fit! I will be back, I am going out to buy the appropriate attire and professional kitchen set."
*Leaves again.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*kicks down door of the tavern, stands triumphantly in the doorway*
"KAPLAAAAAAH!!!!"
*looks around*
"IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!"
*brings in a picnic table*
*puts it in the top-right corner of the bar, beside the bar counter*
"Stormy, this is now my table. I hope you don't mind, but it's been passed down through generations of my family. Back when my great-grandfather was just a wee lad, he made this table out of nothing but raw masculinity, and a tree. He cut down said tree with sheer willpower. Needless to say, this table rocks, and I'd like to sit in it in this bar, since I pretty much live here now. So, I'd like a permanent table to sit at."
*stops ranting, looks up at Stormy with puppy dog eyes*
"It's my birthday, after all."
*grins*
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
*Face palms.*
"People, I put up blast shields for a reason, if anybody wanted to have stuff happen, they should of said something and I wouldn't of used blast shields."
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*dances to ghost busters song, every one joins and dances in unison*
and binds him to a ghoul
*now he is semi alive*
XD
*Scyber thinks how one act of violence has gotten him two drinks and some biscuits*
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Venom, I think that would be a good idea, you have my blessing.
*hands Scyber broom*
You will clean that glass up off the floor or you will never get another.
*eyeballs Zhar as he starts to bang again, shakes finger at him*
Here are your vodkas.
*goes to the back room and searches for paper towels, finds a box that hadn't been ruined*
Will one of you guys please take these to the bathroom.
*grabs piece of wood, bangs Ivy's head*
You heard me telling Zhar not to bang on the bar. You bang on the bar, I bang your head.
We clear?
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Good, cause I don't take no for an answer. Usually.
Storm, two drams of 30 year Glen please.
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*Scyber looks at Storm's scornful face before sweeping up his mess*
*Scyber sits back down to drink with his new drinking companion*
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*Goes to the spot, sets up some blast shields, lays down some explosive liquid, backs off and pushes the button.*
*Nothing happens.*
"Hmm... didn't work..."
*Walks up to the area cautiously, and takes a quick look.*
"Ahh, used the wrong catalyst."
*Puts the correct catalyst in place and backs up, and pushes the button.*
*The area exploded so forcefully that everything not protected by a blast shield disintegrated. Everything then got cleaned up, leaving a nice clean spot to put the new stove/grill combo.*
"Ok, I'll be back in a few minutes to set up."
*Walks out front door like nothing happened.*
"oh shit..."
*jumps into a tub behind the tavern*
"Perfect Fit! I will be back, I am going out to buy the appropriate attire and professional kitchen set."
*Leaves again.*
"WHICH ONE OF YOU PEOPLE DELETED THE ULTIMATE RANDOM THREAD!?!?!"
"Somebody deleted the Ultimate Random Thread!!?!"
I honestly don't wanna know what the hell you're doing. Unless of course, I can help and play with dynamite.
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"The explosive part is over, sorry."
*A horn is heard in the distance, playing the song of a fallen comrade.*
"Why!!!!"
*kicks down door of the tavern, stands triumphantly in the doorway*
"KAPLAAAAAAH!!!!"
*looks around*
"IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!"
*brings in a picnic table*
*puts it in the top-right corner of the bar, beside the bar counter*
"Stormy, this is now my table. I hope you don't mind, but it's been passed down through generations of my family. Back when my great-grandfather was just a wee lad, he made this table out of nothing but raw masculinity, and a tree. He cut down said tree with sheer willpower. Needless to say, this table rocks, and I'd like to sit in it in this bar, since I pretty much live here now. So, I'd like a permanent table to sit at."
*stops ranting, looks up at Stormy with puppy dog eyes*
"It's my birthday, after all."
*grins*
*thats your gift dude*
*it wont attack you anymore*
*takes tenticle from dead barmaid which happens to be under zhars table*
*ouch i hope that wasnt stormy*
*looks behind counter and sighs*
*it isnt*
"People, I put up blast shields for a reason, if anybody wanted to have stuff happen, they should of said something and I wouldn't of used blast shields."
*drops dead hooker on the table, hugs Ivaron*
*sobs into shoulder*
"YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER UNDERSTAND ME!!!"
*sobs harder*
*takes a gulp
I think my eyes are welling up. I need more scotch.
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