1: If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach,
you are gay. It means that you haven't sucked back enough
beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time
doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2: If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaaaming Homo. A cat is
like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never
scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when using its
nails, and whines to be fed. And, just think about how you
call a dog..........."Killer...come here! I said GET YOUR ASS
OVER HERE!" Now think about how you call a cat...........
"Bun Bun....come to daddy.....C'mon snookums!" Sheeesh,
you're fit to be framed, you're so gay!
3: If you suck on lollypops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured.......you are a Gaylord. A straight guy
only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, craw
fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or breasts. Anything else and you
are in training to suck ElDicko.
4: If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's
world is his bathroom. He defecates and urinates when and
where he pleases.
5: If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard
one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be strong, black and full
aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf
Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will NEVER, EVER know what
artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in
your mouth, you've had a man there, too!
6: If you know more than six names of colors or four different
types of desserts, you might as well be handing out free passes
to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain
to remember all of that crap as well as the names of all the
players in the Major League, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA and
NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a
"fressier" is, you are gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7: If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat Popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The
rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,
eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the biatch in the
passenger seat.
8: If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le
Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is
with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of
the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in
SHC ( Spontaneous homosexual combustion ), which is what happens
to queers when they flame out too quickly.
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
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i got it off s10forum i thought it was funny, everyone knows they don't make you gay, but i jsut wanted to know which one do you guys fit.
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin) ~~us West Ladder~~
We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin) ~~us West Ladder~~
lol I love cats! I have a 2 dogs though, no cats. My dad says if I get a cat he's going to drown it...
haha, he's proba bly on s10forum.com
lol
naw but cats seem cool.
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin) ~~us West Ladder~~
7: If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat Popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The
rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,
eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the biatch in the
passenger seat.
Lol thats my favorite. Especially the biatch part.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Pointless and its genenic like Equinox said. Definately not " lol " material, it can sprout flames. Becareful with your stereotypes.
iono, my guess is that i posted this so you guys jump on meh for it.
haha.
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin) ~~us West Ladder~~
Pointless and its genenic like Equinox said. Definately not " lol " material, it can sprout flames. Becareful with your stereotypes.
Yes it can. Especially when you post.. it's in Spam forum section. All spam threads are pointless, so who cares? Well almost all are, some people should have their spam threads in General and stuff. I think it was funny... well at one part, mostly interesting other then that, though a bit other funny ones. He's just having fun yeesh.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Yes it can. Especially when you post.. it's in Spam forum section. All spam threads are pointless, so who cares? Well almost all are, some people should have their spam threads in General and stuff. I think it was funny... well at one part, mostly interesting other then that, though a bit other funny ones. He's just having fun yeesh.
thank you!!!!!!!!
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin) ~~us West Ladder~~
Lol np. Any idea why Siaynoq is adding me to his ignore list?? What did I do to him... oh well he's damn weird ass anyways, and takes most things to seriously. Forget about him... :rolleyes:
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
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1: If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach,
you are gay. It means that you haven't sucked back enough
beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time
doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2: If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaaaming Homo. A cat is
like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never
scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when using its
nails, and whines to be fed. And, just think about how you
call a dog..........."Killer...come here! I said GET YOUR ASS
OVER HERE!" Now think about how you call a cat...........
"Bun Bun....come to daddy.....C'mon snookums!" Sheeesh,
you're fit to be framed, you're so gay!
3: If you suck on lollypops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured.......you are a Gaylord. A straight guy
only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, craw
fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or breasts. Anything else and you
are in training to suck ElDicko.
4: If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's
world is his bathroom. He defecates and urinates when and
where he pleases.
5: If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard
one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be strong, black and full
aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf
Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will NEVER, EVER know what
artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in
your mouth, you've had a man there, too!
6: If you know more than six names of colors or four different
types of desserts, you might as well be handing out free passes
to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain
to remember all of that crap as well as the names of all the
players in the Major League, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA and
NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a
"fressier" is, you are gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7: If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat Popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The
rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,
eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the biatch in the
passenger seat.
8: If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le
Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is
with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of
the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in
SHC ( Spontaneous homosexual combustion ), which is what happens
to queers when they flame out too quickly.
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
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SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
i got it off s10forum i thought it was funny, everyone knows they don't make you gay, but i jsut wanted to know which one do you guys fit.
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
I find this offensive and unworthy of this forum. .
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
http://www.s10forum.com/forum/f42/are-you-gay-57015/
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
haha, he's proba bly on s10forum.com
lol
naw but cats seem cool.
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
iono, my guess is that i posted this so you guys jump on meh for it.
haha.
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
thank you!!!!!!!!
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."