Hey, I'm just wondering but have anybody here ever been cow tipping? You know where you and your friends drive to a barn to tip some cows, but as soon as you and the other people that never been cow tipping before get out the car and jump the fence to tip over some cows the people that have been cow tipping before get in the car and drive off . Yeah I know them muthafukers. Now you and the others are just standing there like wtf :confused:. Thats not even the worst part. If you on the side of the fence with the cows than most likely you probably step in some cow droppings :(. So now u got to walk all the way back to town smelling like shit and as soon as u get home u find out that cow tipping is fake. Cows don't even freaking sleep standing up:mad:. Oh yeah and snipe hunting is the same exact trick. So have anybody else had this experience?
You are suppose to say hey tag I feel bad about your whole cow tipping experience and if there is any way I can be of service to you than let me know. I'm here for u man.
Well, see, I think you're kind of an asshole for wanting to go cow tipping. It just means you're one of those kinds of guys. So no, I don't feel bad for you. You got what was coming to you.
OK...i think ANYONE judging this poor guy should STFU because i doubt there is even ONE person here who hasn't slaughtered like.........THOUSANDS of cows at least in search of gems, some cow gear, or some good socket gear. so chill out! your all cow murderers.......JESUS!!
(lol)
(just got an idea......y another secret cow level???? everyone has wanted to kill those chickens in d2 that are in town.....why not a secret chicken level? for one it would be the secret cow levels obvious counterpart, and unlink zelda when i slash at a chicken i want it to drop and die. Another reason would be to hear some funny chicken talk)
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it is actually really hard to cow tip, first of all cows sleep laying down, and they get to scared and run away when you get close, you will have to outsmart them(which isnt that hard). the reason i know this is i live in nebraska where there is 4 cows for every human
if i saw u tipping cows at my uncles farm id bring my shotgun out and shoot u... nobody would ever find u where im from... just trees rivers and land... fuckin try and tip cows... if u eventually get them tipped... breakes their ribs and costs the farmer lots of money to kill and get rid of the bodies... last year he auctioned off one cow for 62,000 dollars because the bloodline was impeccable... dont do it faggot
if i saw u tipping cows at my uncles farm id bring my shotgun out and shoot u... nobody would ever find u where im from... just trees rivers and land... fuckin try and tip cows... if u eventually get them tipped... breakes their ribs and costs the farmer lots of money to kill and get rid of the bodies... last year he auctioned off one cow for 62,000 dollars because the bloodline was impeccable... dont do it faggot
Lol gamma I guess you didn't read the part where I basically said that cow was a myth.
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
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or can you?
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
(lol)
(just got an idea......y another secret cow level???? everyone has wanted to kill those chickens in d2 that are in town.....why not a secret chicken level? for one it would be the secret cow levels obvious counterpart, and unlink zelda when i slash at a chicken i want it to drop and die. Another reason would be to hear some funny chicken talk)
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
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-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged