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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *cough*cough* What did you have in your pockets? owl feces?

    "Well you see, it seems to be the remnants of some leftover guano i was using for camoflage. I was escaping some bandits who were chasing me in the woods and suddenly i found myself in a bat cave. I had no other choice but to rub guano all over my body to imitate the cave wall color."

    *He takes a sip of his beer, pulls out a bandit hand on a stick and slams it down on the table*

    "This here is mah new backscratcher, see the bandits extra long fingernails? It really does good in scraping the dry skin off my back"

    *Downs his first beer and starts to chew on the bandit's fingernail*

    "I wouldnt mind a few shots of ye olde jagermeister, and maybe a keilbasa sausage if you got em!"
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    hey guys.... whats a playby? sorry im a "dewb"
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Witch Doctor Summons
    Tenacious rune

    by the way are there screenshots that show WD other summons than mongrels?
    Posted in: Witch Doctor: The Mbwiru Eikura
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    posted a message on The Tavern of Jay
    *kicks the door open, runs to to the nearest bar stool and collapses on the bar*

    "i need some beer very badly, i havent had water in three days and i have a major thirst for some alcohol"

    *pulls out a long grandfather pipe and starts to smoke a pecial blend of herbs that stink up the room*

    "Oh oops, I thought there was some tobacco in my pipe but it seems to have just been some poket lint..."
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Character Creation Thread
    Character Name: Zip Mackenzie
    Race: Human
    Class/Specification: Tinkerer
    Impairment: Big guns, he doesn't like them because recoil annoys him.
    Physical Traits -
    -Height: 6"5
    -Weight: 230
    -Age: 22
    -Gender: Male
    -Weapon:Makes bombs, carries around a revolver incase hes ever in a bind and wants to feed
    someone some lead.
    -Armor:Black cloak, underneath he wears light tough leather armour so he can move around quickly.
    -Description: Tall, beefy guy who usually wears dark clothing with hoods. He carries around a backpack with survival gear wherever he goes. Complete with a first aid kit, a bottle of whiskey, a zippo, utility knife, and various tools to help him come up with ways to get out of a sticky situation.

    -Personality: Clownish, can be cocky, likes the ladies, strong hatred for racism.

    Brief Bio: Born on Old Earth in slums at a old ghost city metropolis, many cities down the coastline in this specific location had been ravaged by devastating earthquakes and other volcanic activity. The result happened to be cave like entrances into the earths crust where people started to inhabit. By the time Zip was 19 he had already became the chief of his village, but after conflicts with a gang he was forced to leave his home town.

    Reason For Joining the Revenants: Zip joined the revenants to do something different. Living in a village for over 20 years and trying to survive day to day made Zip realize that there are better things he could be doing. Thus he joined the revenants.
    Text Color: orange
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    Awesome!!! My first RP, creating a pretty sweet character as i type
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on New name instead of Noobs
    call them a "Durry" in reference to duriel then they wouldnt understand because they didnt ever taste mutaded magggot blood

    or

    call them a "tp"
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on quick question (trading)
    where would i post if i wanted to trade a d2 item?
    Posted in: Site Feedback
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    posted a message on Question to all americans...
    i like chai tea lattes from starbucks but i do agree its overpriced

    so like 3.50 for starbucks coffe

    1.25 for a timmy hortons coffee
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on Witch Doctor Summons
    MOARgasm rune
    Posted in: Witch Doctor: The Mbwiru Eikura
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    posted a message on Witch Doctor Summons
    Represent the GERMAN RACE

    so did the diablo ppl confirm that the summons get bigger?

    and also wtfbbq there is a kaos rune?!?!
    Posted in: Witch Doctor: The Mbwiru Eikura
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    posted a message on YuGiOh
    I second turmobil..

    As far as cards go, Texas Hold'em or Cribbage is the way to go! :D
    Posted in: Other Games
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    posted a message on Question to all americans...
    in canada they timbits
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on My friend's pet bird was eaten by a wild bird.
    lulz




























































    not funny
    Posted in: General Discussion (non-Diablo)
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    posted a message on Damn, still no announcement of the fifth class?
    I don't really want them to announce the 5th class for a long time, maybe just announce some more skills for monk and WD?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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