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    posted a message on i need some advice.
    Honestly barbs are probably the worst to start an acct with. They are expensive to make and once you get to hell, there are a lot of immune to physicals. My advice is to make a summon necro because they can rush themsleves, walk hell naked, and kill EVERYTHING in the game. Once you get enigma you can even mf faily decent.
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    posted a message on EVERYONE MUST CHOOSE:do u think diablo3 will come out?
    I voted that it will because the diablo series is still alive and they would make millions if they released another version. They just want to make sure the game is perfect and it will please their customers, this way if they release one after diablo 3 then it will rake in millions again. I know I would buy at least 2 copies.
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    posted a message on Diablo 3: Pay Per Month PVP MMORPG?
    As long as Diablo would remain fun I wouldn't ming paying to play because this would allow us more say. There would be more people taking care of the servers and ensuring the lag is down to a minimum. This would also get rid of all the little kids who get annoying and spam on diablo. As for an MMORPG, I wouldnt mind this as long as it kept everything intact and it wasn't like playing a totally different game.
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    posted a message on Diablo Tattoo?
    I am looking into getting a tatoo. I do not know what to get though. If I had to get a Diablo tatoo I would prob get one of the poses of Diablo doing an attack. Like his cold hand or something along those lines.

    I am thinking about getting a diablo theme painted onto my motorcycle helmet.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : The Corrupted Wish Thread
    Wish granted, but the people at KFC Spit in it.

    I wish I didn't have to write an essay...
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    posted a message on Forum Game : The Corrupted Wish Thread
    Wish granted, but the flavor only last 10 seconds.

    I wish it was a little bit warmer here..
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    posted a message on Just started and really need help
    When i started back on diablo 2 lod, I did not beg or ask for anything...Just continue playing and you will eventually get the gear you want..
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    posted a message on Forum Game : The Corrupted Wish Thread
    I wish I was done college...
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes just below the relic formed by prepubescent jellyfish genetically enhanced to recoil from massively organized attacks.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes just below the relic formed by prepubescent jellyfish genetically enhanced
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    posted a message on Forum Game : The Corrupted Wish Thread
    Wish granted, but the doctors cut it off, stopping the pain, a couple days later you get a super bacterial infection which spreads and causes you to die.

    I wish we were not so short staffed...
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes just below the relic formed by
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    posted a message on Diablo 2:LoD USEast Forum Clan
    I am US EAST LADDER, I currently have very few people who I play with. I have awesome chars. Lighting Sorc lvl 88 15k lightning(my mfer/rusher), a Smiter(for doing ubers), A lvl 88 Summon Necro, and currently working on a venom/ww assassian for melee dueling.

    My acct name is *Obsolete_hi1. I am usualy on weekdays between 5-9pm, and weekends after 9:00pm. Whisper me if you want play some time.
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    posted a message on Forum Game : The Corrupted Wish Thread
    Wish granted, but the game disconnects and rolls back after you id it.

    I wish I was at home sleeping in my bed..
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    posted a message on Forum Game : Two Word Story
    The face of the person named king arthur was extremely higrotesque with nasty-ass appendages that were writhing around Baal's large demonic visage. Bob returned to vanquish banana boats that became his wife's ex-husband and overwieght bisexual moose lodge crafted by uneducated monkeys from the end of a big piece of poopie and it floated around like the top of a big ass mountain top filled with chocolate pudding and alot of gold. People thought that it was quite weird that koalas eat big green diamond studded angry guys with amazing cooking skills. A three-legged ogre named Bubba ate those three eyed panda men and then began to produce koalas that were deformed by their ugly heads and disgusting three toed ugly mothers. Around midnight, these koalas lit up some type of glowing white stick, made of lord Silver's unsmokable goo. Now he started to slowly think about his upcoming contest which is revolving about unshaved hair and ugly tentacles protruding from his creamy facial given by random males who talked about fleeing to an unknown paradise. By the time that stupid monkey realized what STD meant it was too late for him. He began to jump and jump because sipphilus made him very very sore and blinded him. then he suprisingly consumed three raw sores from his feet, Planters Warts, and regular small sized fungi that were nasty and smart through osmosis. then they decided to do something with a toothless goat by inserting something sharp into a hole which originated from a black hairy penis. the goat swallowed a huge amount of sour balls that were taken from a molded taco held by the sinister neighbor that tortured angels and surpressed innocent little hobbits with needles that immediatley circumsized small quantities of quantum goo from demonic teleportation casted by an evil McDonald's worker frying onions along with triple whoopers. Startled, Bob when he chopped his finger with a rusty dildo that ingested smelly jellyfish hands while unicycling. Six cyclops ate honey mixed with aspirin and coughsyrup to make them feel better, as their vaginas expanded to fit large pot lids from ancient atlanticans from the future. They are quite horny, since originally, they were meant to give facials for enternity on the account of Diablo's nasty eating habits. Back when Diablo was raping little cows that never mooed, he broke his mother's ribs because he implanted numerous fat jellyfish from Spongebob Squarepants to your´face thats loaded with ruptured sores and ugly pepperoni pizzas that want out badly. A hungry hobo saw a walking hot babe that resembled everything he saw on the playboy STD Edition mailed by bill clinton and sealed with wax from his rabbit-looking porn slave. After looking up her hairy nose to see huge, ugly dildo that could penetrate the smallest hole that has ever lasting bumps filled with black smelly pus pockets which spawned tiny little biologically enhanced steak cutlets. The steak tasted like left over bean bag squash from outer space, made by little blue pointy looking migets with green antennas from planet wunghankachuptia which is spelled in a gerbil factory outside of plant Gerbila near the middle of the cross of innerstellar quantum portals that lead to the parking lot of a grossly obese inhumane fatlord which is in the dungeon of unknown origin located nowhere which is not existing on its four-dimensional axis where gravity is constricted by the large amount of particle acceleration beams with antimatter manipulating photon physics in disposable nuclear socks worn by oddly bipolar midgets. The midgets did not believe that peanut butter could fit in such a small air tight wet sponge soaked in explosive Pepsi which came along with loose paper and notebooks. Once upon night in wet weather, Daffy Duck slowly beat criminals to find out who framed rogerrabbit and his favorite slave pop can the wonder of immortality was hindered by his left shoe on his left eye squeezing juice that looked at him and transformed into a slippery snake empowered with curling fries attached to small transparent coconuts that fall upward towards the quantum ovulator which reproduced a distorted climatic differentiation not noticable from intergalactic measuring cups that mom got from concentration camps. But whilst evil doers began to instigate on a tip of an one legged twerp that had 6 elongated arms with the strength of captain america on steroids. The result unleashed a nuclear detonation so massive that it ripped a black hole inside a Doritos bag which spawned delicious demons flavored like Tuna fish with dorito drinking games, quiet corny koala poop, and ten obesely fat, horribly deformed, mentally challenged, overly uber mouse pads commonly known to unleash complete chaos, upon unexpecting a birth. In five years, people will rediscover Ron Jeremy's super secret, massively huge, unknown cavern found within sphereical holes
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