One day, an old man was worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart and then eat the ghost's flesh which doesn't exist. Realizin it's nonexistent, he stops eating and begins to fart randomly. He even kisses the nonexistent flesh, which then creates a baby with horns on his large nose. After that, the old man stormed blizzcon'07 threatening Blizzard that if they don't mention Diablo he will start hammering the warcraft paychecks. Then after he grabbed his uncontrollabe mutated kid, he threatened to poop all over the blizzard people. He then stomped away while fingering himself to get the women to fart in his giant worm infested ass. Suddenly stormcat came out of choasdragon's belly, yelling that she wanted more of his home baked muffins. After finishing, she took a muffin and buttered it, she ate impossibly. Looking back she said "you can't rape me!" while simutaenously running away. Diablo ran after her, roaring that giant meat wagons are very slow. She decided to eat him, roar! After a moment he readjusted himself and raped her, and then Thasador came on her and started to stuff a duck inside of Diablo's big imaginary pussy. Diablo moaned like a giant yeti and then slapped Chaosdragon upside his big, fat, slimey, stormcat like ass. Then the mutated stormcat like ass jumped from the cliff on which thasador was dancing while jabbing his thong up his crack with some lubricated sandpaper. He squated down and surveyed the imminent poop falling out, while choking on a nice hard Tuscan T-bone Steak. Then at night, a big-breasted woman
I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making,
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I played WoW, WoW:TBC, Halo, Halo2, and a shitload more on PC.
And that's just PC. I play many games.
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Where can I read these "books". Which thread? Because I'm making a story too.
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Hack and Slay? It's Hack n' Slash.
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Like Eldius, I'm wondering if this is strange.
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Wish for Steak.