"He who gives up freedom for safety deserve neither." -Benjamin Franklin
"All that is good has its roots in evil, just as all that is evil has its roots in good, time is an endless chasm of cause and effect where good and evil intertwine like two trees growing in the same patch of dirt, only through our momentary perceptions do we see otherwise" -Derrick Miles
"You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me...
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position"
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Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
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"All that is good has its roots in evil, just as all that is evil has its roots in good, time is an endless chasm of cause and effect where good and evil intertwine like two trees growing in the same patch of dirt, only through our momentary perceptions do we see otherwise" -Derrick Miles
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me...
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position"
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.