Lemme see if I can channel my inner republican a moment...
OK! Protesting is stupid. Anyone with enough free time to protest is a useless hippie and a drain on society. That goes double to anyone who's parents have money, because those kids didn't EARN anything! Of course, people shouldn't be taxed for being successful and therefor their offspring are almost guaranteed to be a generation of spoiled, useless, rotten hippie filth, BUT THAT IS WHY WE HAVE POLICE AND JAIL!
Laws are written to be followed. Even very banal laws like "don't loiter," are absolutely keystone to the conduct of a smooth society. What's more, I am sick and tired of every hippie and his hackey-sack taking pot-shot jokes at police and other law enforcement! Everyone knows that once a man puts on the uniform he immediately becomes inscrutably honest, up-right, and deserving of the benefit in EVERY doubt. Sure, there may be some bad apple policemen who've shot and killed innocent youngsters in the housing projects of our cities, but that is a SMALL price to pay for the safety and well-being of our middle-class suburban neighborhoods!
Finally, I've had it up to HERE with poor people. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE HAD IT! They claim to be "disabled veterans," or people "born into low-income families with little or no access to secondary education." Well guess what scumbags? I was born into a HARD-SCRABBLE lower-middle-class household where we only had ONE CAR! Can you believe that?! We were so poor, my family had to no buy a second car just to send me to college! When my father-in-law gave me a six-figure job, it wasn't because I was related to him. It was because I was the best goddamn vice-president of middle-management financial analysis advisory secretary around! Nepotism is a joke because it never really happens. Just like there is no such thing as luck. Only the strong survive and I am living proof of that. After all. I'm relatively successful and I think that I'm strong. Therefor, anyone who isn't successful is naturally weak and probably not worth helping.
God bless America, a christian nation that was definitely not founded by deists. A place where, hopefully soon, the right to vote will again be limited to those who own property, or perhaps shares in blue-chip stocks. I have to get back to the O'Riley factor. He's going to call that smug little liberal juden John Stewart a traitor bound for hell. I need to record it for our Sunday school class.
+400 (id give it to you if i could) for truly EPIC sarcasm.
the amount of people that actually are in such dire straits that they didnt cause themselves that cant find time to go to school to get a better job is so unbelievably tiny. and to find those people is almost impossible, THATS why the government really can't do anything. the majority of people on unemployment and welfare simply dont need it or are just mooching. there is no giant group of poor people who through no fault of their own are in their current situation. MANY famous and rich or even just well off people came from extreme poverty and dire straits as well. so thats no excuse.
if you have some magical plan to somehow find these very specific people and help them without giving money away to mostly people who dont deserve it then by all means give it. but until then no one has the answer. but i know what isnt the answer, small groups of college kids causing issues in the streets thinking their doing anyone any good saying our government is somehow corrupt. move to a country where the government is ACTUALLY corrupt and then start complaining.
EDIT: another reason i say this is because the signs and the message they are sending "we are the 99%". those people protesting arent ANY of the percent because anyone with enough free time to protest isnt by definition of what they are protesting for. if they are protesting FOR the people who cant then great. but the sign should be "were like the 11% probably, maybe less". for the specific type of person i described above. think about where these specific people live, "the ghetto". mostly comprised of criminals and people who are in their situation because of themselves, and when your in a city you think "definitely avoid the area with the numbered streets and MLK" and how big is this area in each city? some massive area comprised of hundreds of thousands? lol no. not even close. every city has a ghetto and its never big. so the people are the very specific people in the already small ghetto.
You're reading way too much into that trololol post.
Ed: Normally this is where I'd continue the debate but I just finished grading tonight so I'm going to opt for dry gin and sleep instead. =P
Lemme see if I can channel my inner republican a moment...
OK! Protesting is stupid. Anyone with enough free time to protest is a useless hippie and a drain on society. That goes double to anyone who's parents have money, because those kids didn't EARN anything! Of course, people shouldn't be taxed for being successful and therefor their offspring are almost guaranteed to be a generation of spoiled, useless, rotten hippie filth, BUT THAT IS WHY WE HAVE POLICE AND JAIL!
Laws are written to be followed. Even very banal laws like "don't loiter," are absolutely keystone to the conduct of a smooth society. What's more, I am sick and tired of every hippie and his hackey-sack taking pot-shot jokes at police and other law enforcement! Everyone knows that once a man puts on the uniform he immediately becomes inscrutably honest, up-right, and deserving of the benefit in EVERY doubt. Sure, there may be some bad apple policemen who've shot and killed innocent youngsters in the housing projects of our cities, but that is a SMALL price to pay for the safety and well-being of our middle-class suburban neighborhoods!
Finally, I've had it up to HERE with poor people. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE HAD IT! They claim to be "disabled veterans," or people "born into low-income families with little or no access to secondary education." Well guess what scumbags? I was born into a HARD-SCRABBLE lower-middle-class household where we only had ONE CAR! Can you believe that?! We were so poor, my family had to no buy a second car just to send me to college! When my father-in-law gave me a six-figure job, it wasn't because I was related to him. It was because I was the best goddamn vice-president of middle-management financial analysis advisory secretary around! Nepotism is a joke because it never really happens. Just like there is no such thing as luck. Only the strong survive and I am living proof of that. After all. I'm relatively successful and I think that I'm strong. Therefor, anyone who isn't successful is naturally weak and probably not worth helping.
God bless America, a christian nation that was definitely not founded by deists. A place where, hopefully soon, the right to vote will again be limited to those who own property, or perhaps shares in blue-chip stocks. I have to get back to the O'Riley factor. He's going to call that smug little liberal juden John Stewart a traitor bound for hell. I need to record it for our Sunday school class.
Nope no idea-stealing. I wasn't saying "hey you shouldn't be allowed to get offended", was just laughing at the whole thing in general. It's less often people stand up for the individuals right to mock the injured, and more common for people to stand up for the right of the individual to speak up. I'm here to bring attention to those who laugh at protesters getting pepper sprayed (for example).
And what about my post suggested I wasn't being egalitarian about everyone's right to speak?
I thought that much would have been crystal clear. So, you came up with that post yourself, but it appears you still did not read mine, that you quoted.
i believe the phrase your searching for is "glint in the eye of the man who raped your mother". sperm is located in the balls and... isnt that how that saying goes? lol
I wasn't searching for a phrase. I was attempting to be equally crass.
I fought for your freedom to protest, and my freedom to laugh as you writhe in pair with capsicum in your eyes. Damned hippies.
I highly doubt you were even a glimmer on the tip of your father's penis when I was protesting.
I'm also really confused as to what you got out of my quote there. It seems like you didn't read it and pasted something from the conservative guide to better insults, hoping that it was relevant...
daniel tosh makes some of the most f*cked up jokes ive ever heard. about the world trade center, holocaust, abortion, death. and its ALWAYS hilarious. so anyone who thinks that stuff is funny is a sociopath?
Yes. You don't need to kill people to be a mild sociopath.
The first half isn't about buy gold stuff, that's the last half. The first half is talking about the Good, The Bad and the Schwing Schwing of making companies scared by putting risk back onto their balance sheet. They also discuss clients getting smoked through massive ploys in the commodity markets..
I might actually have to watch this. It sounds like sweet irony may come into play.
And I got a good laugh when I heard about Farage's contest. All the king's technocrats seem to be having some trouble with humpty dumpty.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
You're reading way too much into that trololol post.
Ed: Normally this is where I'd continue the debate but I just finished grading tonight so I'm going to opt for dry gin and sleep instead. =P
OK! Protesting is stupid. Anyone with enough free time to protest is a useless hippie and a drain on society. That goes double to anyone who's parents have money, because those kids didn't EARN anything! Of course, people shouldn't be taxed for being successful and therefor their offspring are almost guaranteed to be a generation of spoiled, useless, rotten hippie filth, BUT THAT IS WHY WE HAVE POLICE AND JAIL!
Laws are written to be followed. Even very banal laws like "don't loiter," are absolutely keystone to the conduct of a smooth society. What's more, I am sick and tired of every hippie and his hackey-sack taking pot-shot jokes at police and other law enforcement! Everyone knows that once a man puts on the uniform he immediately becomes inscrutably honest, up-right, and deserving of the benefit in EVERY doubt. Sure, there may be some bad apple policemen who've shot and killed innocent youngsters in the housing projects of our cities, but that is a SMALL price to pay for the safety and well-being of our middle-class suburban neighborhoods!
Finally, I've had it up to HERE with poor people. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE HAD IT! They claim to be "disabled veterans," or people "born into low-income families with little or no access to secondary education." Well guess what scumbags? I was born into a HARD-SCRABBLE lower-middle-class household where we only had ONE CAR! Can you believe that?! We were so poor, my family had to no buy a second car just to send me to college! When my father-in-law gave me a six-figure job, it wasn't because I was related to him. It was because I was the best goddamn vice-president of middle-management financial analysis advisory secretary around! Nepotism is a joke because it never really happens. Just like there is no such thing as luck. Only the strong survive and I am living proof of that. After all. I'm relatively successful and I think that I'm strong. Therefor, anyone who isn't successful is naturally weak and probably not worth helping.
God bless America, a christian nation that was definitely not founded by deists. A place where, hopefully soon, the right to vote will again be limited to those who own property, or perhaps shares in blue-chip stocks. I have to get back to the O'Riley factor. He's going to call that smug little liberal juden John Stewart a traitor bound for hell. I need to record it for our Sunday school class.
Of course, everyone is entitled to their sense of humor and there's no accounting for taste.
Crass: not refined or sensible
I don't have to be offended to point out the obvious. =)
And what about my post suggested I wasn't being egalitarian about everyone's right to speak?
I thought that much would have been crystal clear. So, you came up with that post yourself, but it appears you still did not read mine, that you quoted.
I wasn't searching for a phrase. I was attempting to be equally crass.
I highly doubt you were even a glimmer on the tip of your father's penis when I was protesting.
I'm also really confused as to what you got out of my quote there. It seems like you didn't read it and pasted something from the conservative guide to better insults, hoping that it was relevant...
Of course, that also makes people free to speak about how offended they are. :paradox:
Yes. You don't need to kill people to be a mild sociopath.
But the fact you find it amusing makes you a sociopath.
I hope that's sarcasm and not sociopathy.
I might actually have to watch this. It sounds like sweet irony may come into play.
And I got a good laugh when I heard about Farage's contest. All the king's technocrats seem to be having some trouble with humpty dumpty.